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Monstrous People => Monstrous and gothic fashion => Topic started by: Tybalt on June 06, 2008, 02:55:10 pm

Title: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Tybalt on June 06, 2008, 02:55:10 pm
You know I always love it when one of my friends comes over. None of them have ever liked my bathroom, they have always been scared, I never knew why because there was nothing wrong with it. So I finally cornered a friend who would have the ballz enough to tell me, Friend A is a goth and he spoke,
"Dude, your bathroom is like to clean and too neat. I went in there one morning and said to myself, did some one die in here, is Tybalt a secret murderer?"
Me, "So the fact I lay my tools, like scissors, small scissors, razors, twizers, tooth brush, latex gloves, condom box, glasses, mouth wash, tooth paste, three types of expensive bottled clogne, matches, lighter, and mirrors doesn't help does it?"
"Its like your bathroom belongs to Hannibal Lectur."
Me, "Sweet!"

So ever since then I have been proud of my bath room and its neat and clean. It just goes and shows that monsters know how to bath and can be clean with a organized bathroom. So, who wants to flirt? *<:)
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Raziel on June 06, 2008, 05:08:52 pm
How clean is "too clean" anyway?
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Tybalt on June 06, 2008, 08:59:21 pm
Do I have to start telling you how my clippers are lined and which item or blade is in which door, or where I keep the scented candles?
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: ImmortalKain on June 07, 2008, 12:30:00 am
How clean is "too clean" anyway?

when you can see through parts of it from the scrubbing
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Post by: Tybalt on June 07, 2008, 06:14:30 am
lol
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Post by: Sick_Angel13 on June 07, 2008, 08:47:16 am
Do I have to start telling you how my clippers are lined and which item or blade is in which door, or where I keep the scented candles?

Wow that is so weird, stop it your scaring me.  *<:)

Well actually there is nothing better than organized bathrooms, better over-clean than over-dirty and messed up, that's my saying. %*)

But I hate to clean after other people, my stepmother messes everything right after I'm done tidying it  up :x then I waste time trying to find things. lol

Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Tybalt on June 07, 2008, 02:04:49 pm
I also love taking nice long steamy showers, man oh man, you are not squeky clean inless you have one of those. Woman find me very flatterning after one of those, some thing inside is released and I just need a good flirt, not talk flirt but the touch flirt, mmmm.

Who else love steamy showers!?
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on June 07, 2008, 02:14:48 pm

Who else love steamy showers!?

I do, I mean, who doesn't? I only prefer taking long hot shower on a cold chilly day, yet I go for cold showers on either hot or cold weather because it's good for the skin.

Note - never forget to take your rubber ducky with you. lol
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Tybalt on June 07, 2008, 02:16:35 pm
I personally like to also turn off the lights when I take a shower, it allows your mind to think your body is some where else, like a cave, or some where in Asia or some safe heaven.
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: ImmortalKain on June 07, 2008, 02:54:58 pm

Note - never forget to take your rubber ducky with you. lol

Does a shrunken head count?  *<:)
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Post by: Tybalt on June 07, 2008, 03:03:57 pm
... Ew. Man, you really are dirty.
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Post by: ImmortalKain on June 07, 2008, 06:08:39 pm
 :evil:
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Post by: Tybalt on June 08, 2008, 08:27:18 am
I think we need to chain Kwn and wash him.
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on June 09, 2008, 07:23:17 am
I think we need to chain Kwn and wash him.

Good point, you hold him down while I chain him to the chair, how does that sound Kain?

Kain, I would like to introduce some friends of mine, Mr. Water and Ms. Soap, oh and Sponge Bob!  <^> *<:)
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Tybalt on June 09, 2008, 01:03:13 pm
Oh, I am all over on down! :evil:

*Gropes Kain!*
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: sexywolfgirl on January 08, 2009, 11:52:08 am
I also love taking nice long steamy showers, man oh man, you are not squeky clean inless you have one of those. Woman find me very flatterning after one of those, some thing inside is released and I just need a good flirt, not talk flirt but the touch flirt, mmmm.

Who else love steamy showers!?


 ME!!!!!!!!!!!! my mom will come in after I take mine. She doesn't know how I can stand it that hot, but the almost hot water helps my sore muscles after a rough night's sleep.  :lol:
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Nina on January 08, 2009, 01:46:15 pm
I always bath in very hot bath. No one I know could. And the best part is when its so hot that your blood starts to cook. And you can feel it.


Ah, I love to play games.


With blood most.


But dont tell anybody....


 :spy:
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: sexywolfgirl on January 16, 2009, 11:33:29 am
Your secret is safe here. :laugh:
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on October 10, 2009, 08:41:21 pm
Tybalt:I personally like to also turn off the lights when I take a shower, it allows your mind to think your body is some where else, like a cave, or some where in Asia or some safe heaven.

I totally do that.Its so therapeutic!
Put lavender bath salts and jasmine scented candles on with the hot steam from the shower and when you come out of the bath/shower it leaves your skin so supple and soft.
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Kadesh on October 12, 2009, 07:16:05 pm
 I just use baby oil after I shower right before I dry off. It soaks into your skin and then you put lotion on and.... viola! Skin he can't keep his hands off of. :wink:
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Post by: WOLFSONG on October 15, 2009, 08:47:42 am
I personally like to also turn off the lights when I take a shower, it allows your mind to think your body is some where else, like a cave, or some where in Asia or some safe heaven.

 :lol: Last time I did that I ate floor. I freaked and slipped.
I dont know where the heck my body thought it was.  Flash back of the birth canal or something.
Title: Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
Post by: Kadesh on October 15, 2009, 09:00:52 pm
 *<:) Wolfsong, I think I'm going to love you. *<:)