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Tybalt
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Monstrous bathrooms.
« on: June 06, 2008, 02:55:10 pm »
You know I always love it when one of my friends comes over. None of them have ever liked my bathroom, they have always been scared, I never knew why because there was nothing wrong with it. So I finally cornered a friend who would have the ballz enough to tell me, Friend A is a goth and he spoke,
"Dude, your bathroom is like to clean and too neat. I went in there one morning and said to myself, did some one die in here, is Tybalt a secret murderer?"
Me, "So the fact I lay my tools, like scissors, small scissors, razors, twizers, tooth brush, latex gloves, condom box, glasses, mouth wash, tooth paste, three types of expensive bottled clogne, matches, lighter, and mirrors doesn't help does it?"
"Its like your bathroom belongs to Hannibal Lectur."
Me, "Sweet!"

So ever since then I have been proud of my bath room and its neat and clean. It just goes and shows that monsters know how to bath and can be clean with a organized bathroom. So, who wants to flirt? *<:)
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2008, 05:08:52 pm »
How clean is "too clean" anyway?
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2008, 08:59:21 pm »
Do I have to start telling you how my clippers are lined and which item or blade is in which door, or where I keep the scented candles?
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2008, 12:30:00 am »
How clean is "too clean" anyway?

when you can see through parts of it from the scrubbing
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2008, 06:14:30 am »
lol
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2008, 08:47:16 am »
Do I have to start telling you how my clippers are lined and which item or blade is in which door, or where I keep the scented candles?

Wow that is so weird, stop it your scaring me.  *<:)

Well actually there is nothing better than organized bathrooms, better over-clean than over-dirty and messed up, that's my saying. %*)

But I hate to clean after other people, my stepmother messes everything right after I'm done tidying it  up :x then I waste time trying to find things. lol


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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2008, 02:04:49 pm »
I also love taking nice long steamy showers, man oh man, you are not squeky clean inless you have one of those. Woman find me very flatterning after one of those, some thing inside is released and I just need a good flirt, not talk flirt but the touch flirt, mmmm.

Who else love steamy showers!?
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2008, 02:14:48 pm »

Who else love steamy showers!?

I do, I mean, who doesn't? I only prefer taking long hot shower on a cold chilly day, yet I go for cold showers on either hot or cold weather because it's good for the skin.

Note - never forget to take your rubber ducky with you. lol

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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2008, 02:16:35 pm »
I personally like to also turn off the lights when I take a shower, it allows your mind to think your body is some where else, like a cave, or some where in Asia or some safe heaven.
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2008, 02:54:58 pm »

Note - never forget to take your rubber ducky with you. lol

Does a shrunken head count?  *<:)
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2008, 03:03:57 pm »
... Ew. Man, you really are dirty.
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2008, 06:08:39 pm »
 :evil:
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2008, 08:27:18 am »
I think we need to chain Kwn and wash him.
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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2008, 07:23:17 am »
I think we need to chain Kwn and wash him.

Good point, you hold him down while I chain him to the chair, how does that sound Kain?

Kain, I would like to introduce some friends of mine, Mr. Water and Ms. Soap, oh and Sponge Bob!  <^> *<:)

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Re: Monstrous bathrooms.
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2008, 01:03:13 pm »
Oh, I am all over on down! :evil:

*Gropes Kain!*
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