Does anyone know where I can get...

[Moloch]

Actually, the offer of being a bodyguard was made entirely in jest. THough I appreciate your candor.

[Tybalt]

Lol.

[Daemonin]

 

But hey, regardless I still can't fit in my pretty corsets.  Maybe I should learn how to make them...

[Tybalt]

Have a cookie, thats your hundred post.

[Daemonin]

...It is, isn't it! Cool.

And I think I will go get a cookie

[Tybalt]

*Pats her on the head.*

I think me and SA need to adopt this one.

[Daemonin]

*Pats her on the head.*

I think me and SA need to adopt this one.

Is that a good thing?
And we're out of cookies 

[Tybalt]

You would be Petling's step sister.

[Daemonin]

YAY!!  I can do that! 

[Moloch]

Careful, Daemonin. I'd be your uncle according to their family tree. And no, that would probably not be a good thing; depending upon your point of view.

[Daemonin]

It's okay.  If I'm Petling's step-sister I'll willingly take the sacrifice 

[Petling]

Good, just make sure you don't wear it so tight it misplaces your internal organs, okay?

[Daemonin]

lol, I'll make sure.  I'm sure it'd be hard to breathe if it was that tight, but then again, who needs breathing?

Like Emilie Autumn says, "Your corset it your armour.  Lace it tightly.  Breathing is unimportant."

[Petling]

Lolz, & here I thought the steel chastity belt was a woman's armor.

[Daemonin]

 
Oooohmygosh woooow...

I take the corset over the belt any day