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The Cheesy Horror Movies Topic
« on: September 06, 2008, 09:17:43 pm »
This is the topic to talk/tell about your favorite and not so favorite Horror B movies and any series you have seen
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Re: The Cheesy Horror Movies Topic
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 12:56:14 pm »
My 1st installment

From the early 70s

Invasion of the Blood Farmers  / 1972

Someone is kidnapping people and draining their blood!

A pair of scientists are close to finding clues left behind with some blood samples.

Well, not really

It's then up to them to save the world from the evil clan that is trying to resurrect Queen Onhorrid through wooden acting

Pointless nudity - no
Random violence - yes
Bad dubbing - yes

Things to look for

Hobble faster grandpa!

Can you at least look at her when you talk to her?

Ok.... can someone shoot the cameraman?

Buildup....buildup...and nothing.

How did Jenny change clothes so quick?

Apparently it's midnight upstairs and noon downstairs.

Verdict

If you can find it really cheap I would  still rent it
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Re: The Cheesy Horror Movies Topic
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2008, 01:11:47 pm »
I have a soft spot in my heart for Plan Nine from Outer Space.

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Re: The Cheesy Horror Movies Topic
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2008, 09:59:14 am »
I have that one in a 50 pack scifi series  :-D
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Re: The Cheesy Horror Movies Topic
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 10:26:07 pm »

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Return of the Zombies   1973


Sergio's uncle dies and he inherits his estate.

While he's trying to decide what to do with his inheritance, mysterious things start happening around the castle, and the town.

An inspector is called in to investigate.

Upon inspection of the house of the local gravedigger, Igor, they find pictures of exhumed bodies and women's underwear.

So they hunt Igor down, he is killed, along with Nadia, who was Sergio's uncle's lover or something or other.

Anyway, the remainding few run around forever until zombies pop out and start hunting Serge and Doris down, the inspector doesn't believe them and handcuffs Serge to a bed. Kinky!  *<:)

The real culprit emerges after Sergio figures the mystery out.

Then in a quick flash of scenes it ends.

None of it really makes any sense


Pointless nudity - yes
Random violence - yes
Pick-up lines - yes


Things to look for  *<:)


Why is an iron gate swinging in the wind ?

Day, night, day, night... Ah h*** , what's the difference ?

Holy Crap !!!! did they used a real cadaver ??

He punched out the cameraman!

Why is the world spinning, was the sex that good ?

Why did the stone floor catch on fire?
 
WTH .....that's the Gone With the Wind theme!


The Verdict

The middle of this movie is a crapola , so if you do find it for rent, go make a sandwich and eat (Slowly) for 45 minutes when it starts to get slow and boooooring  :-P
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