Monstrous
Dead... And Not So Dead => The Dead and the Undead => Topic started by: i am not infected on October 03, 2008, 12:26:39 PM
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The first thing ANYONE would do if they saw a single zombie would be to kill it. Yes, kill all zombies. Definitely.
BUT... say you're roaming around a city during an outbreak and you come across 2 zombies- one is a child and the other is a mother.
Which would you choose to keep as a pet in this zombie ridden world and why???
YOU MUST PICK 1 OR THE OTHER.
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Mother obviously.
I think that the reasons speak for themselves.
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Actually after thinking about it;
the daughter.
I guess this was a trick question, however, I've now seen through the ruse.
Simple really!
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You know what, I'm not so sure now.
Im gonna hedge my bets.
I cut them both in half and join the mothers upper to the daughters lower half.
HAHA, I think I've cracked it.
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Mother obviously.
I think that the reasons speak for themselves.
What are your reasons? Even if the reasons are obvious for some I think everyone would like to know.
This was not a trick question. And NO- you can't saw them in half and join them at the hip! hahaha
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How about lengthways from top to bottom?
Its a trickier cut but a novel solution.
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hahaha you have to decide between each one as they are! No mixing and matching limbs!
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God, such rigid guidelines.
You'd go far in the military.
Ok I give up.
What IS the right answer?
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There is no RIGHT answer. I'm just trying to get reasons from people as to which they'd choose.
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Little girl, easier to feed, less chance she'd starve & eat me. :wink:
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Little girl, easier to feed, less chance she'd starve & eat me. :wink:
THANK YOU!! Finally! Someone who answers! Anyone else?
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Can you add anything? Like a zombie cat, dog, or bird? :?
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Can you add anything? Like a zombie cat, dog, or bird? :?
What do you mean? Like one of them has a pet? Or like, a zombie bird flies by?
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So now one of them has a pet.
That changes everything.
So whose is it?
You want reasons.
Well I need more info.
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haha I didn't know what he was asking!!
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What do you mean? Like one of them has a pet? Or like, a zombie bird flies by?
As a pet, lol, it would be awesome to have a flock of zombie ravens to do your bidding!!!
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so who would you guys take and why?
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I guess I would take the one that had a petling.
Which one is that?
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neither of them has a pet. Somebody mentioned pets but I didnt understand what they were saying/asking.
You HAVE to choose one- which one would you choose?
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The Zombie Mother
She would still have some of that maternal instint in her and protect me (fingers crossed)
The zombie child ...no way.... when it got hungry it would come for you
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The Zombie Mother
She would still have some of that maternal instint in her and protect me (fingers crossed)
The zombie child ...no way.... when it got hungry it would come for you
interesting theory. Make sure you cast your vote
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Mmmm, I would choose something that aint offered in a vote, I would choose my best friend, like Shaun of the dead did!!!! Keep them in my shed and occasionally play Tekken 3 on PS, it would be sooo cool to win all the time, cause zombies reflexes aint quite runing on fast!!!!!
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I'd pick the child because it would be easier to hide, not as strong, cuter and I could braid her hair. :)
Now if one of them were a Vegan Zombie that would be even better. It would just wander around moaning "GRAINS..." all the time. :-P
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I'd pick the child because it would be easier to hide, not as strong, cuter and I could braid her hair. :)
Hahahaha! Thank you for the awesome, valid answer!
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Mmmm, I would choose something that aint offered in a vote, I would choose my best friend, like Shaun of the dead did!!!! Keep them in my shed and occasionally play Tekken 3 on PS, it would be sooo cool to win all the time, cause zombies reflexes aint quite runing on fast!!!!!
I finally seen the 28 days/weeks movies and those could run and move pretty fast compared to the old ones, so it looks like their reflexes have gotten better
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i guess it deoends on the region???
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I'd choose the zombie mother.
After capturing her, I'd put a muzzle on her and chain in her my basement for whenever I was feeling "lonely". :evil:
*<:) *<:) *<:)
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I'd choose the zombie mother.
After capturing her, I'd put a muzzle on her and chain in her my basement for whenever I was feeling "lonely". :evil:
*<:) *<:) *<:)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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I wonder if I could try that with a male zombie... >.>
Or would they be too impaired? :?
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AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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Maybe you'd get lucky and the male zombie would have permanent rigor mortise, Reg. =P
And I'd take the zombie mother, considering of course that she would be a MILF. I'd then proceed to pimp her out. She wouldn't mind. Though, the Johns would have to get over the smell of rotting flesh.
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Id take a zombie mom too! For oh, so many reasons... :lol:
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Id take a zombie mom too! For oh, so many reasons... :lol:
This topic has now gone from weird to awesome
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would I have the choice of.....my OWN mother?
veerrrrrry interesting....
B
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I wouldn't like my own mother to be near me, not even as a zombie pet. Even thougth it will be interesting to torture her being a zombie :evil: But a think I past :wink:
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I wouldn't like my own mother to be near me, not even as a zombie pet. Even thougth it will be interesting to torture her being a zombie :evil: But a think I past :wink:
ok NOW this is getting out of hand haha
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I'd pick Zombie daughter. She'd be younger, so that means easier to train to be a responsible adult Zombie. Then, I'd be rich and famous for domesticating a cannibalistic being. Another reason is due to my loving heart :wink: by her being younger than the mother, she'd have more of a life to live and she's the one who hasn't lived a long life like the mother has.
What a thoughtful response! And no, I'm not being sarcastic.
Though, you'd only be rich and famous IF the infection was cured etc. etc.
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Though, you'd only be rich and famous IF the infection was cured etc. etc.
True. I didn't think of that.
I mean, there's always the "what if the infection is cured" ting, I'm being picky. So... good job!
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Hey you guys What if you were doin the dirty with your zombie plaything and the condom you were using(that's right you were being practical:-/) Busted and then you turned into a zombie!
I would choose the child and brainwash it to think like a human and I would like to walk with it undisguised by the other zombies...could work...maybe?
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Hahaha, I like it.
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I say KILL THEM BOTH!!!
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You seem to be forgetting, sexy zombie lady...
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Yeah gotta agree with Moonbaby...barf
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What's the matter? I would keep a sexy zombie love slave. But then again, I am a bit farked in the head.
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Technically, necrophilia, by definition, requires a dead person, and zombies could easily be argued to be alive (think Mrs Nerg), so technically, this ain't necrophilia...
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Damn, you have high standards. I don't meet up to those standards.
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idk i think that kinda creppy....sex slave zombie BLAH and u wonder y he would love eating u hahahahaha..............i prefer the daughter though it will be easier to raise one like they say GET THEM YOUNG!!!!
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You could cure the cold part, by sticking them in the microwave. XD
And if you can't find a microwave big enough, just find a working radar dish. Or some of that KY stuff, hey I could take over a warehouse and sell it as zombie love juice. And when I run out, I'll get a really big microwave, rent it out and call it the zombie love box. Muwhahaha!
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Can u imagine the smell of baked zombie? Eww X-@
Maybe u could just toss him under an electric blanket.
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Or an electric blanket like those sex doll guys do with their RealDolls tm.-_-