[i am not infected]

The first thing ANYONE would do if they saw a single zombie would be to kill it. Yes, kill all zombies. Definitely.

BUT... say you're roaming around a city during an outbreak and you come across 2 zombies-  one is a child and the other is a mother.

Which would you choose to keep as a pet in this zombie ridden world and why???

YOU MUST PICK 1 OR THE OTHER. 

Mother obviously.

I think that the reasons speak for themselves.

Actually after thinking about it;
the daughter.

I guess this was a trick question, however, I've now seen through the ruse.

Simple really!

You know what, I'm not so sure now.
Im gonna hedge my bets.
I cut them both in half and join the mothers upper to the daughters lower half.

HAHA,  I think I've cracked it.

[i am not infected]

Mother obviously.

I think that the reasons speak for themselves.

What are your reasons?  Even if the reasons are obvious for some I think everyone would like to know.  

This was not a trick question.   And NO- you can't saw them in half and join them at the hip!  hahaha

How about lengthways from top to bottom?

Its a trickier cut but a novel solution.

[i am not infected]

hahaha you have to decide between each one as they are!  No mixing and matching limbs!

God, such rigid guidelines.
You'd go far in the military.

Ok I give up.

What IS the right answer?

[i am not infected]

There is no RIGHT answer.  I'm just trying to get reasons from people as to which they'd choose.

[Regina Terra]

Little girl, easier to feed, less chance she'd starve & eat me.

[i am not infected]

Little girl, easier to feed, less chance she'd starve & eat me.

THANK YOU!!  Finally!  Someone who answers!  Anyone else?

[Regina Terra]

Can you add anything? Like a zombie cat, dog, or bird?

[i am not infected]

Can you add anything? Like a zombie cat, dog, or bird?

What do you mean?  Like one of them has a pet?  Or like, a zombie bird flies by?

So now one of them has a pet.
That changes everything.

So whose is it?

You want reasons.
Well I need more info.

[i am not infected]

haha  I didn't know what he was asking!!