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Title: At it Again!!
Post by: ravinclaw on June 13, 2009, 09:04:39 PM

Yeah, well I was bored so thought I would try my hand at this poetry stuff.

One dark night when the moon was full
the s**t wagon came flying through,
a shot was made, a scream was heard,
a man was killed by a flying turd,
and on his grave it was plainly writ,
this man was killed by flying s**t.

got a funny one??
write it down..

Title: Re: At it Again!!
Post by: ravinclaw on June 15, 2009, 12:59:34 PM

I saw something funny as hell the other day.

I was in the bathroom at a gas station, all the walls had been freshly painted white except for one little spot and it said,

They painted the walls to hide my pen,
but the s**thouse poet strikes again.


thats funny, I dont care who you are.
quote Larry the Cable guy.

Title: Re: At it Again!!
Post by: Demon_Detective_Leo on June 17, 2009, 12:01:50 AM

Quote from: ravinclaw on June 15, 2009, 12:59:34 PM

I saw something funny as hell the other day.

I was in the bathroom at a gas station, all the walls had been freshly painted white except for one little spot and it said,

They painted the walls to hide my pen,
but the s**thouse poet strikes again.


thats funny, I dont care who you are.
quote Larry the Cable guy.

They need to give up then if he keeps at it. It shows he is determinded.

Title: Re: At it Again!!
Post by: Devinoir on June 22, 2009, 03:50:49 AM

Quote from: Demon_Detective_Leo on June 17, 2009, 12:01:50 AM

Quote from: ravinclaw on June 15, 2009, 12:59:34 PM

I saw something funny as hell the other day.

I was in the bathroom at a gas station, all the walls had been freshly painted white except for one little spot and it said,

They painted the walls to hide my pen,
but the s**thouse poet strikes again.


thats funny, I dont care who you are.
quote Larry the Cable guy.

They need to give up then if he keeps at it. It shows he is determinded.

Yep. He's kinda cool, accepting that he IS a sh*thouse poet.

Title: Re: At it Again!!
Post by: Kadesh on September 05, 2009, 06:32:32 PM

 *<:)

 Did you write the first poem, ravin?? I love that. Cracked my shyt up.  *<:)

Title: Re: At it Again!!
Post by: KubeSix on September 05, 2009, 07:18:06 PM

Wow, that was just amazing XD I never laughed so much at poetry... And the quote from the washroom is awesome.

Title: Re: At it Again!!
Post by: Kadesh on September 05, 2009, 07:23:22 PM

 I had to read it again!  *<:)