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At it Again!!
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:04:39 PM »
Yeah, well I was bored so thought I would try my hand at this poetry stuff.

One dark night when the moon was full
the s**t wagon came flying through,
a shot was made, a scream was heard,
a man was killed by a flying turd,
and on his grave it was plainly writ,
this man was killed by flying s**t.

got a funny one??
write it down..

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Re: At it Again!!
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 12:59:34 PM »
I saw something funny as hell the other day.

I was in the bathroom at a gas station, all the walls had been freshly painted white except for one little spot and it said,

They painted the walls to hide my pen,
but the s**thouse poet strikes again.


thats funny, I dont care who you are.
quote Larry the Cable guy.

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Re: At it Again!!
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 12:01:50 AM »
I saw something funny as hell the other day.

I was in the bathroom at a gas station, all the walls had been freshly painted white except for one little spot and it said,

They painted the walls to hide my pen,
but the s**thouse poet strikes again.


thats funny, I dont care who you are.
quote Larry the Cable guy.
They need to give up then if he keeps at it. It shows he is determinded.
In Pandora's box came out evil, illness, and death which mankind did not know of until then. And at the bottom of the box was hope for mankind.
You know what I would do, if I had my god-damn choice, I would be the catcher in the rye...or should I?

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Re: At it Again!!
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2009, 03:50:49 AM »
I saw something funny as hell the other day.

I was in the bathroom at a gas station, all the walls had been freshly painted white except for one little spot and it said,

They painted the walls to hide my pen,
but the s**thouse poet strikes again.


thats funny, I dont care who you are.
quote Larry the Cable guy.
They need to give up then if he keeps at it. It shows he is determinded.

Yep. He's kinda cool, accepting that he IS a sh*thouse poet.
There is I in every person,
Only long asleep...

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Re: At it Again!!
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2009, 06:32:32 PM »
 *<:)

 Did you write the first poem, ravin?? I love that. Cracked my shyt up.  *<:)
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Re: At it Again!!
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2009, 07:18:06 PM »
Wow, that was just amazing XD I never laughed so much at poetry... And the quote from the washroom is awesome.
Seek not beauty in battle. Seek not beauty in death. Consider not your own life. If you wish to protect that which must be protected, then strike when your opponent's back is turned.

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Re: At it Again!!
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 07:23:22 PM »
 I had to read it again!  *<:)
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