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Apocalypse Soon => Religions, Cults & Sects => Topic started by: Nina on May 16, 2011, 02:44:35 pm

Title: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: Nina on May 16, 2011, 02:44:35 pm
(http://www.divinetruth.com/Photos/Jesus&MaryNow.jpg)

My name is Alan John Miller, and many of my friends call me AJ. The beautiful woman you see with me is Mary Suzanne Luck.

Just a little over 2000 years ago, we arrived on the earth for the first time. My name then was Yeshua ben Yosef, or the Jesus of the Bible, the son of Joseph and Mary. Mary's name then was Mary of Magdala, the woman identified in the Bible as Mary Magdalene. Mary was my wife then, and the first person I appeared to after I was crucified. Because of my personal desire and passion for God, as I grew, I recognized not only that I was the Messiah that was foretold by ancient prophets, but also that I was in a process designed by God that all humans could follow, if they so desired.

rest of this.... jewel... u can find here: http://www.divinetruth.com/ (http://www.divinetruth.com/)



omg and they already made a movie  :-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMDaERXJfCk
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: AWBrielle on May 16, 2011, 04:00:58 pm
I'm so confused. Hahaha.
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: Nina on May 16, 2011, 05:26:40 pm
He looks a bit jesusy, i cant deny that  :roll:
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: jacob1821 on May 16, 2011, 06:28:53 pm
WOW :roll: N U T J O B Back Away Slowly

And by the by have you seen the shroud of turin photo
Jesus was not blond and blue eyed he was actually pretty ugly
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Post by: Nina on May 16, 2011, 10:01:25 pm
Have u seen the news? Shroud of Turin was proved fakey too ;)
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: onepiece on May 17, 2011, 05:55:39 am


omg and they already made a movie  :-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMDaERXJfCk

i already want to watch it..........i love those kind of movies.(just like good books)

although its quite funny.......


Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: jacob1821 on May 17, 2011, 11:57:46 am
Sorry I meant to be more clear. I only mentioned the shroud  as an idle question.
I was going on the biblical description of him as in not being pleasing to the eye, ergo not handsome
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Post by: ravinclaw on May 17, 2011, 12:10:43 pm
Have u seen the news? Shroud of Turin was proved fakey too ;)


Not exactly unless I missed something recently.  A few years ago they took a sample from the shroud and carbon dated it....it came back dated to  somewhere around midevil times. They later looked at the shroud closer and decided the part of cloth they had dated had been repaired..... which means the cloth tested wasnt as old as the origional.  I admit I find the shroud interesting whatever it is.  That would make a good topic on its own.

This dude claiming to be Jesus is a dumbass......but what the hell do I know, Im a DOG!!
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: onepiece on May 17, 2011, 02:23:32 pm

This dude claiming to be Jesus is a dumbass......but what the hell do I know, Im a DOG!!


haha.........this totally made my day...............thank you.

*although that guy looks more like tom cruise than jesus......just saying*



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Post by: AWBrielle on May 17, 2011, 02:29:06 pm
Have u seen the news? Shroud of Turin was proved fakey too ;)


Not exactly unless I missed something recently.  A few years ago they took a sample from the shroud and carbon dated it....it came back dated to  somewhere around midevil times. They later looked at the shroud closer and decided the part of cloth they had dated had been repaired..... which means the cloth tested wasnt as old as the origional.  I admit I find the shroud interesting whatever it is.  That would make a good topic on its own.

This dude claiming to be Jesus is a dumbass......but what the hell do I know, Im a DOG!!

Keep waggin' that tale, buddy-boy.

No, but honestly, this entire scenario bothers me: if Jesus is, indeed, back, why on earth would he use the Internet? Granted, it's the fastest way to access the masses, but he could transcend those levels in a form that is more effective in terms of actually making things believable: even appearing on live television (in a news network) and talking about things would be better than just writing up about what he believes is his past and expecting folks to come flocking -- which, by the looks of it, he isn't expecting that too much, but he's still making the claim. Anyway: don't know, don't care.
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: Nina on May 17, 2011, 04:54:23 pm
Exactly, and a very good point too, would that mean that Jesus came only for those that are hooked to the www? That seems a bit exclusive doesnt it?
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: AWBrielle on May 17, 2011, 08:56:35 pm
The Internet is all that matters anymore, Nina. Obviously.  :roll:
naw. haha
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Post by: Muerte on May 18, 2011, 04:54:01 am
  First question.  Who has he healed and where is the proof of it.  If he is the messiah then would he not be doing these things?  Second question.  Was there not to be three prophets telling us of his coming before his arrival?  Where the hell did they go?
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Post by: Nina on May 18, 2011, 05:51:59 am
Their internet connection was prolly cut off cause of unpayed bills ;)   *<:) *<:) *<:)
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Post by: confused_mystery on May 18, 2011, 05:56:03 am
 :laugh: cute  :laugh:

so this is the guy that everyone talks about who claims to be Jesus reincarnated...... more like a jesus freak obsessed serial killer  :laugh:

sweeney todd & mrs. lovett (if they were actual people from the past) souls + super jesus freak all good doers in this time + that disorder of having multiple personalities = this couple  
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: matthew321 on May 18, 2011, 12:18:14 pm
Well I had not heard of this before... Someone who believes they are Jesus (Yashua). Well to be honest, I do not believe it.

Now if he was willing to prove it with miracles, then I would be more willing to consider it.  But even then I have to rule out many more things.

As for looking a little bit like Jesus, how do we know what Jesus looked like? Michael Angelo painted a picture that is accepted as Jesus. But none of us have seen him in person so we do not know for sure.

My solution (which I am sure this guy will oppose) is to pray for the answer on this. Ask god directly, even if this guy really is Jesus, so what? I doubt that will change your beliefs or practices. So instead of Jesus being in heaven, he is now on earth. The religion does not change. (Except for that fact that when Jesus comes back, all hell breaks loose... But that is just a small detail)

Perhaps I belittle the situation, but I do not see the need to gawk at him.
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: Nina on May 18, 2011, 12:26:26 pm
Even with miracles, Revelation is very clear about the Rapture. this guy just doesnt fit. And i said he looks a bit jesusy, cause thats how most modern media usually describe him, blonde, wide smile, neatly shaved white (surfer) guy ;)
Title: Re: Jesus is alive and he is an aussie xD
Post by: confused_mystery on May 18, 2011, 05:36:52 pm
Well I had not heard of this before... Someone who believes they are Jesus (Yashua). Well to be honest, I do not believe it.

Now if he was willing to prove it with miracles, then I would be more willing to consider it.  But even then I have to rule out many more things.

As for looking a little bit like Jesus, how do we know what Jesus looked like? Michael Angelo painted a picture that is accepted as Jesus. But none of us have seen him in person so we do not know for sure.

My solution (which I am sure this guy will oppose) is to pray for the answer on this. Ask god directly, even if this guy really is Jesus, so what? I doubt that will change your beliefs or practices. So instead of Jesus being in heaven, he is now on earth. The religion does not change. (Except for that fact that when Jesus comes back, all hell breaks loose... But that is just a small detail)

Perhaps I belittle the situation, but I do not see the need to gawk at him.

i agree with ya mattie boo, this dude isn't jesus and for now this guy is just talking but hasn't walked the walk.. yet