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Faeries, The Fay & The Hidden => Faeries & The Fay => Topic started by: aravalon on September 06, 2009, 01:59:45 pm

Title: Faery Board
Post by: aravalon on September 06, 2009, 01:59:45 pm
I was on yahoo answers and someone said something about a Faery board, which is a lot like an Ouija board but its a smaller good form. He said that you can talk to fairies through it, but when I asked him to tell me more about it he didn't reply. Can someone tell me exactly whats a fairy board, or tell me where to buy one? Thanks  :-D
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 06, 2009, 03:19:37 pm
 I've never heard even a hint of something like that. Are you sure the person wasn't just yanking your chain??
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: aravalon on September 06, 2009, 04:17:16 pm
I've never heard even a hint of something like that. Are you sure the person wasn't just yanking your chain??

Naw, he also mentioned some stuff which I read in books, like putting thyme on a window to attract fairies. I could only find one board but its costs nearly two hundred dollars and I don't know if its a faery or an Ouija board.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 06, 2009, 04:19:37 pm
 I'm betting is a Ouija board. And be careful with those. You never know who made it or who 'blessed' it.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 06, 2009, 04:23:03 pm

 Here's a link to a site that claims it's a "Fairy Board" but it just looks like a rip off of a Ouija board.



http://www.dragonoak.com/Spiritboards/FairyMagickSpiritBoard.html (http://www.dragonoak.com/Spiritboards/FairyMagickSpiritBoard.html)
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: aravalon on September 06, 2009, 07:08:42 pm

 Here's a link to a site that claims it's a "Fairy Board" but it just looks like a rip off of a Ouija board.



http://www.dragonoak.com/Spiritboards/FairyMagickSpiritBoard.html (http://www.dragonoak.com/Spiritboards/FairyMagickSpiritBoard.html)

Yep, thats the same one I saw. It has an elf star in the middle, but I think that its an Ouija board. I don't want to risk buying one of those.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on September 07, 2009, 07:23:34 am
You get different types of board. They are all your standard ouji board but with a different twist. In the end fairies are just thought to be forest/domestic spirits or sprites so as long as you follow the instuctions correctly you shouldnt have a probem. PS contrary to popular belief a ouji board isnt dangerous. People have had a scare with them but no real harm has ever come from one. Any one that says someone they know or a friend of a friend used one and got possessed and died is just telling a good old urban myth, attention seeking or just want people to believe that they can perform with the occult or supernatural just like on TV. Its bull.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 07, 2009, 01:40:32 pm
 A close friend of mine had one that was made and 'blessed' by a witch. Even when he tried to get rid of it, it came back to him. Would appear in the house the next day. He finally had to have the witch destroy it. They're not something I recommend f#cking with.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: KubeSix on September 07, 2009, 02:08:03 pm
I have a hard time believing that, Kadesh... Every single thing I've heard about ouija boards have been the source of uncontrollable laughter... The stories are always so unbelievably stupid...

What I mean is this would've probably happened with any other object, it being a ouija board doesn't change a thing... in my opinion anyway.. I usually believe things that relate to spirits and magic, but when it comes to ouija... I just can't...
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 07, 2009, 02:09:50 pm
 I'm not saying it happened just because it was a Ouija board. I'm just sharing the story. Personally, I don't like them. They trigger some unexplainable reaction in me. (Just like a movie I've posted about.) Maybe they really do work and it's a doorway that I fear.... I don't know.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: aravalon on September 07, 2009, 02:43:21 pm
A close friend of mine had one that was made and 'blessed' by a witch. Even when he tried to get rid of it, it came back to him. Would appear in the house the next day. He finally had to have the witch destroy it. They're not something I recommend f#cking with.

I heard several stories about Ouija boards where they return to the owner. In one story someone threw their Ouija board away several times and each time it returned, in the end he just kept it. Some people think that ghosts cant harm people but they actually can. My grandmother used to live in a house built on a Muslim graveyard in India. Once at night a ghost tried to choke her but she was screaming so loud that everyone in the house came to her room, the ghost disappeared then. No one else entered that room again, every night there were sounds like a table being dragged across the floor but in the morning the table was in the same place. And my grandfather was traveling in a train in Bhutan and while walking threw the cars he met a ghost that carried a knife. It stabbed him in his stomach and disappeared. He still has that knife scar. Ghosts can harm people, that makes the Ouija board even more dangerous.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on September 08, 2009, 02:44:00 pm
If a ghost wants to stab you then it will. With or without a board. Its a bit of would people. Nothing else. Its a keyboard for spirits. If it wanted to hurt you it wouldnt waste the energy moving the glass. It would just hurt you. It can do that without a board. All the board is is a list of letters, numbers and a yes and no so the ghost can talk back to you. The board doesnt assist in the ghosts attack. I think Aravalon just proved this as there were no mention of a board being used by either of your grandparents and the ghost still just spiritually kicked there asses. Its not even like the board attracts the spirits. You have to go to them or call them by other means.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 08, 2009, 04:50:47 pm
 Then perhaps it was the person that was using the board. I don't know... I only know I don't like them. lol.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on September 08, 2009, 05:36:38 pm
Its natural for people to fear ouji boards. Many people do. Usualy its the urban myths freak them out as a kid and the fear just stays with you. I have a friend who is scared of EVP.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 08, 2009, 05:38:16 pm
 *<:) Sorry, but that's not me. It could be that the memory is so old and I was young enough, that it is residual. But I don't fear them just because they're Ouija boards. I've been around others and.. nada. It could just have been the right night, time, place, blah blah blah.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Levinthross on September 16, 2009, 09:14:56 pm
OMG KADESH IS HERE ILOVES YOU HAHAHA and ouija boards merely enable a spirit the ability to contact you but as a consequence they act as a gate way to practically anything and everything theress no changing that.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on September 17, 2009, 05:58:31 am
OMG KADESH IS HERE ILOVES YOU HAHAHA

 Uhm... wow.... and thanks? I think... :spy:


and ouija boards merely enable a spirit the ability to contact you but as a consequence they act as a gate way to practically anything and everything theress no changing that.

 Spirits can 'contact' me on their own, it's that last part that bothers me.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: joannski3 on January 06, 2010, 12:16:38 am


I heard several stories about Ouija boards where they return to the owner. In one story someone threw their Ouija board away several times and each time it returned, in the end he just kept it. Some people think that ghosts cant harm people but they actually can. My grandmother used to live in a house built on a Muslim graveyard in India. Once at night a ghost tried to choke her but she was screaming so loud that everyone in the house came to her room, the ghost disappeared then.

how the heck could your grandmother "scream so loud" if she was being choked?  Sorry, but I call b.s. on that one...
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 06, 2010, 03:51:47 am
Everyone has heard the millions of ghost stories around ouija boards. They are all just urban myths. Like Bloody Mary, the evil clown in the corner of the room and the psycho under the bed licking the girls hand.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 06, 2010, 10:13:19 am
 Whoah, whoah Angelus!!  This is a PG site... no more talk about licking!!  *<:)


 Someone should start an urban myth thread. One that actually comes with the full story. Not just some dipshit on the forum posting 1/2 a story.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 06:14:34 pm
Call me a dips**t again and I will...... well I wont do anything because I don't know you and will probably never meet you face to face in order to stir your drink with my penis or mess you up fun time. Plus arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, doesn't matter who wins, you're both retards.

But I may start that urban myth board. It seems like a good idea.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: joannski3 on January 09, 2010, 06:27:44 pm
Angelus,

I don't think anyone was calling you any names.  I understood that as he was talking about the original poster of the thread writing a half-arsed story about something that may or may not have happened.  But I think you misunderstood because I don't think there was any slight intended to you.  Other than teasing about the licking, but I think that was more of a jest, not a direct insult.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 07:20:21 pm
My last post was also in jest. Hence the penis joke, the special Olympics joke and the play on people who argue on the internet. If Kadesh wasn't targeting me for his remark then I withdraw my statements of comedy and weep. I will WEEP joannski3! Are you satisfied!?! You made a grown man cry. Cry like the disappointed, redheaded stepchild who was so hideous that his Uncle Rapey McRapesalot refused to molest him that Christmas. He touched all the other kids, why not little Johnny Freckleface. WHY!?!

That was all in humour. I meant no offence to anyone who was/is/maybe molested, a molester, ginger, a stepchild, hideous, named Rapey McRapesalot, named Johnny Freckleface or any variation of the aforementioned conditions.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 07:53:04 pm
 For two... I was referring to 99% of the newbies on here who post some stupid 1/2 assed story and expect us to not tell them they're dips**ts.


 For twelve........ Angelus........... Just wow. *<:) *<:) *<:) *<:)


 And fourthly........ I............... am................... a........................ SHE
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 08:07:36 pm
Sorry Kadesh. But, well, you know. Pretty butch sounding name. lol.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:22:11 pm
 Kadesh is a goddess. That's it mr teachy teacherton............ you're fired!! *<:)
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 09, 2010, 08:25:11 pm
  I knew Desh was a Woman, I have even see her picture and it is soooooooo cute!
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:26:09 pm
 Picture?? What picture???????
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 08:26:46 pm
Actually Qadesh is a goddess. Although Kadesh is an accepted phonetic spelling. BOOOYA!
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 09, 2010, 08:27:53 pm
  Silly Desh, the one in the Gallery.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:30:56 pm
Actually Qadesh is a goddess. Although Kadesh is an accepted phonetic spelling. BOOOYA!

 I don't like that spelling, which is why I use this one.  :-P


  Silly Desh, the one in the Gallery.

 Muerte, I love you...... but shut the hell up. :-*
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 08:33:22 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I love people who are embarassed by there pics. Quickly Robin, to the bat-gallery, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 09, 2010, 08:34:21 pm
  Awwwww...... :cry:
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:39:37 pm
 Awwwww...... :cry:

 It's not you.... it's my picture........ I don't want anyone to see it, but I dunno how to take it down. :-P
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 08:41:47 pm
Aw. Look ad Kadesh all cute smile and pushed together cleavage. lol. Sorry. I mean no offence or sexual harassment. Only humour.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:43:15 pm
 The cleavage is not my fault!!! I can't help it that I have boobs!!!  And you're an ass. *<:)
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 08:46:21 pm
Well you aren't the first woman to tell me I am an ass after I looked down her shirt and you won't be the last.  %&$
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:49:12 pm
 I'm sure I won't. But I might be the first who's been laughing while they called you that, lol.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 08:56:16 pm
Yes. The others got mysteriously violent. lol.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 09:07:12 pm
 One of the great mysteries of our time... :roll:
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 09, 2010, 09:10:27 pm
Damn straight. Right up there with Amelia Earhart.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: joannski3 on January 09, 2010, 09:29:22 pm
I will WEEP joannski3! Are you satisfied!?! You made a grown man cry. Cry like the disappointed, redheaded stepchild who was so hideous that his Uncle Rapey McRapesalot refused to molest him that Christmas. He touched all the other kids, why not little Johnny Freckleface. WHY!?!




.....aaaaw  :cry:  look at the picture of my cute puppy  :-)  Glad to hear you weren't really upset!
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 09:30:49 pm
 That deserves an altogether new kind of 'wow'.........
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: joannski3 on January 09, 2010, 09:33:24 pm
For two... I was referring to 99% of the newbies on here who post some stupid 1/2 assed story and expect us to not tell them they're dips**ts.


 For twelve........ Angelus........... Just wow. *<:) *<:) *<:) *<:)


 And fourthly........ I............... am................... a........................ SHE

So.....what was your first point?  :?


and...oops, sorry about the gender confusion there.  I knew a man named Kadesh who was Pakistani, so I didn't know.  :oops:
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: joannski3 on January 09, 2010, 09:45:32 pm
That deserves an altogether new kind of 'wow'.........

aaaw :cry:  Now you made ME cry, Kadesh.  I was just playing along with Angelus....I said I was sorry for calling you a he  :|
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 10, 2010, 11:20:56 am
For two... I was referring to 99% of the newbies on here who post some stupid 1/2 assed story and expect us to not tell them they're dips**ts.


 For twelve........ Angelus........... Just wow. *<:) *<:) *<:) *<:)


 And fourthly........ I............... am................... a........................ SHE

So.....what was your first point?  :?


and...oops, sorry about the gender confusion there.  I knew a man named Kadesh who was Pakistani, so I didn't know.  :oops:

 Secondly, I had no first point. No harm, no foul.


That deserves an altogether new kind of 'wow'.........

aaaw :cry:  Now you made ME cry, Kadesh.  I was just playing along with Angelus....I said I was sorry for calling you a he  :|

 First of all, I'm not upset in the least. Fourthly, although I may be nice when I want to be, I recently made my little sister's boyfriend cry, so don't think your tears will move me.

Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: joannski3 on January 10, 2010, 11:29:08 am
LOL, you're tough!
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: onishadowolf on January 10, 2010, 12:50:01 pm
Haha, nice pic Kadesh.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 10, 2010, 01:02:46 pm
 *grumble*  I may as well post the damn thing on the front page of the site.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: onishadowolf on January 10, 2010, 01:16:09 pm
May as well, lol.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 10, 2010, 01:24:05 pm
 HAHAHAHA..... aren't you hilarious. Not going to happen. :-P
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: onishadowolf on January 10, 2010, 01:25:21 pm
Awwww, oh well gave it a shot.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 10, 2010, 02:47:43 pm
 Exactly... oh well.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: onishadowolf on January 10, 2010, 03:21:49 pm
Lol, yeah.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 13, 2010, 10:52:15 pm
  You know I could always........................................



  http://www.monstrous.com/gallery/thumbnails.php (http://www.monstrous.com/gallery/thumbnails.php)

  But that would be mean wouldn't it?    HeeHeeHaaHaa, I am so going to Hell!!!!!
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: joannski3 on January 14, 2010, 10:59:15 am
That link didn't work....but Kadesh, I think I saw your picture, you look cute.  There's nothing to be embarrassed about.  We are usually our own worst critics.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 14, 2010, 02:15:05 pm
  Oh my, well you all can always go to the gallery and search out her name  :-P .
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 14, 2010, 08:21:27 pm
 Muerte......... my dear........... I'm going to be forced to kick your ass.  :-*


 Joannski, I'm not embarrassed, I just don't really like that I have my picture in the gallery. I'd rather it not be there at all. But, what's done is done I suppose.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 14, 2010, 09:32:01 pm
Quote
Muerte......... my dear........... I'm going to be forced to kick your ass.

  Promises promises.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 15, 2010, 06:59:26 am
 With the desire to be totally fair... I think I should tell you.... I'm going to cheat.



 *<:)
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 15, 2010, 08:47:02 am
  Cheat away dear, you can even confer with my wife about the best way to proceed with the Ass kicking.  She knows how I like it  <^> .
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 15, 2010, 08:49:13 am
 Aww.... it takes all the fun out of it if you like it. Maybe I'll just see if I can get Momo to mind-hump your leg instead. *<:)
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 16, 2010, 02:59:45 am
This went from talking boards to perverted talk to threats very quickly.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 16, 2010, 05:46:00 am
  Not so.  Imagine if you will MoMo in a tight little fairy costume complete with wings and a cute little wand and..............................Oh no, where the hell is that bucket!!!!!    :banplea:
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 16, 2010, 11:51:00 am
 I don't have to imagine that... I have the pictures.


 P.S. He makes me call him Tinkerbell when he wears it. :roll:
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Raziel on January 17, 2010, 05:57:47 am
pass the brain bleach.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 17, 2010, 08:52:50 am
I don't have to imagine that... I have the pictures.


 P.S. He makes me call him Tinkerbell when he wears it. :roll:

Tinkerbell. I pictured him more as a Dinky McSparkledoodle.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 17, 2010, 07:19:03 pm
 He says that "Tinkerbell" makes him feel more dainty.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Raziel on January 18, 2010, 07:03:37 am
"Overdoses on brain bleach and falls unconscious."
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 18, 2010, 07:24:22 am
 Unconscious, huh? Well... just think of the dreams Momo can give you now!! <^>
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 18, 2010, 01:52:09 pm
Yes. Raz is out. I need a razor, a permanent marker and 2 chocolate buttons.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 18, 2010, 09:17:54 pm
 I've got the razor and marker in various sizes... I'll donate my chocolate chips, but only if I can help.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Raziel on January 19, 2010, 02:56:45 am
"Reflexively crawls into a fetal position"
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 19, 2010, 07:48:25 am
 That's right, Razzy... stick that butt out. <^>
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on January 19, 2010, 02:03:07 pm
  I'd give you hand Raz, but my gag reflex is still at full throttle, ain't nothing going to get the stain out.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 23, 2010, 06:59:54 am
Chocolate between the arse cheeks, off with the eyebrows and welcome his nice new comedy Groucho Marx face. hehehe.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Raziel on January 23, 2010, 07:32:56 am
When angelus gets close enough, i get up and kick him in the nuts. Chop off his ugly stick, turn the setting to "horrendous " and shove it up his


nose.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Angelus on January 23, 2010, 08:01:35 am
Now your just being silly.
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Raziel on January 23, 2010, 08:50:21 am
The truth is very silly. Would you like me to be more "truthful"?
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Kadesh on January 23, 2010, 08:34:26 pm
Chocolate between the arse cheeks, off with the eyebrows and welcome his nice new comedy Groucho Marx face. hehehe.

 Raz did say he was wanting a new persona...
Title: Re: Faery Board
Post by: Muerte on February 01, 2010, 11:42:02 pm
  And that's the Truth.