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Apocalypse Soon => Religions, Cults & Sects => Topic started by: were-beast223@yahoo.com on April 12, 2010, 08:49:44 am

Title: Children of the night
Post by: were-beast223@yahoo.com on April 12, 2010, 08:49:44 am
Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: KubeSix on April 12, 2010, 08:29:05 pm
Are you on drugs or something?  :doh:

Either an angsty teenager or a roleplayer. Either way, I'm finding this pretty funny...
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Muerte on April 12, 2010, 10:58:58 pm
  Hunter of the Beast, Bringer of pain.  Desimate the door to Hell and unleash fury upon them who dwell with in.  Who am I but the punisher of the ignorant meant to chastise fools and eliminate the moronic.  Meant only to observe, but instead forced to impede the growth of stupidity within my community. 

  As you can see Were, you and I are going to get along just fine......
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Räserfräs on April 13, 2010, 03:15:30 am
Whooa!! Another mentally instable person thats been released too early from the asylum??   :banplea:
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: KubeSix on April 17, 2010, 11:19:37 pm
Are you on drugs or something?  :doh:

Either an angsty teenager or a roleplayer. Either way, I'm finding this pretty funny...


Sorry, but I seem to have mislaid my sense of humour lately. To me he sounds like a TV preacher with a Charles Manson complex.

And that scares you? He's preaching on a public board, on the internet, and giving away a means to contact him for all to see. Trust me, he's harmless.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Raziel on April 18, 2010, 03:10:21 am
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood



Cue music.


 :-D

MJ FOR EVER!
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Angelus on April 18, 2010, 09:00:35 am
Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.

The only destruction you are gonna plague the world with is the environmental damage your pile of mountain dew and energy drink cans cause as you sit in your parents basement playing World of Warcraft, holding Dungeon and Dragon meetings and maybe worshiping C'thulu or if you actually went out your way to find a real demon to worship, you sit chanting "(insert demon name here) will lead us on our quest for darkness and destruction" when he probably couldn't lead you to Taco Bell. You are like a cliche super villain. Bet you play Vampire the Masquerade. Bet you dress really goth too. You think your so goth you s**te darkness. When your mum asks why you don't have a girlfriend instead of telling her the truth about you being a weird loser or your latent homosexuality you say something stupid and sad like "the night is my mistress, and she is a harsh one". You sad git.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Räserfräs on April 18, 2010, 09:59:49 am
Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.

The only destruction you are gonna plague the world with is the environmental damage your pile of mountain dew and energy drink cans cause as you sit in your parents basement playing World of Warcraft, holding Dungeon and Dragon meetings and maybe worshiping C'thulu or if you actually went out your way to find a real demon to worship, you sit chanting "(insert demon name here) will lead us on our quest for darkness and destruction" when he probably couldn't lead you to Taco Bell. You are like a cliche super villain. Bet you play Vampire the Masquerade. Bet you dress really goth too. You think your so goth you s**te darkness. When your mum asks why you don't have a girlfriend instead of telling her the truth about you being a weird loser or your latent homosexuality you say something stupid and sad like "the night is my mistress, and she is a harsh one". You sad git.

Good morning Angelus! Good to see you stay in shape!  :-D Haven't seen you in a while! You forgot to mention the poor little sheep, chained in his little room. A bucket of condoms just beside. The stereo on max, with the plague of this world spinning around in it (Deftones in other words) spreading the sound of a thousand dying orcas and a farking chainsaw!!!  :gun:
Angelus... Don't blame the poor fella for being mentally instable... I would be too if I were him...  :banplea:
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Raziel on April 18, 2010, 10:13:31 am
Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.

The only destruction you are gonna plague the world with is the environmental damage your pile of mountain dew and energy drink cans cause as you sit in your parents basement playing World of Warcraft, holding Dungeon and Dragon meetings and maybe worshiping C'thulu or if you actually went out your way to find a real demon to worship, you sit chanting "(insert demon name here) will lead us on our quest for darkness and destruction" when he probably couldn't lead you to Taco Bell. You are like a cliche super villain. Bet you play Vampire the Masquerade. Bet you dress really goth too. You think your so goth you s**te darkness. When your mum asks why you don't have a girlfriend instead of telling her the truth about you being a weird loser or your latent homosexuality you say something stupid and sad like "the night is my mistress, and she is a harsh one". You sad git.

OI! VTMB IS AWSEOME!!!!! A bit linear but don't rag on such a good game man.

Its fun and well made, Running away from the werewolves is really scary!  :-D
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Angelus on April 18, 2010, 10:34:29 am
I wasn't knocking Vampire the Masquerade. I was just spouting a stereotype. Besides, I was targeting the pen and paper RPG, not Bloodlines.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Lupus on April 18, 2010, 12:56:27 pm
ahh ive forgotten how entertaining mounstrous can be. bit of a folly on my part >.<

this thread is pure comedy gold.  :-D
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: KubeSix on April 18, 2010, 09:50:58 pm
I hardly think "scare" is the right word, Kube. It will take more than a few pompous sentences to scare me. (If you'd said "disgust", you'd been closer to the truth.)

And "harmless"? Well.... on this one I agree. But then again.... I guess a lot of people thought the same about Hitler, too.  :wink:

Ah, forgive me for misinterpreting then; emotions aren't the best feature online forums have to offer. LOKI, WE NEED EMOTION TAGS!!1 :banplea:

Hitler wouldn't have been stupid enough to go spout BS around when he wasn't known. When he DID start talking a lot and attempted to gain recognition, he was already somewhat known. Now a single guy whom nobody knows being crazy on a forum without any kind of support and apparently taking himself seriously is just the kind of thing I'd laugh off. I'm sure if he was given media attention and still tried this little trick, he might get more than just a laugh, but this is the internet, fools aren't to be taken seriously.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Raziel on April 19, 2010, 02:19:15 am
Im almost quite sure that were-beast is the only one here not taking were-beast seriously, and now he's laughing at everyone who did.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Muerte on April 19, 2010, 10:59:06 am
  Or, he is some mentally imbalanced imbecile who expected to find acceptance for his singular view on reality.  Or, he is some damn kid who wanted to rpg and choose the wrong site.  I do not think he is the kind to preplanned attacks for one simple reason.  He has yet to reply to even his own post.  No, one who wishes to poke fun would have already attempted to continue with the farce, this kid has simply disappeared.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: jordyn on April 20, 2010, 09:14:15 am
atheists are on the rise plotting destruction, well...maybe not destruction but atheism is on the rise so any ideals that this world is going to the demons, more of a world devoid of demons...since they don't exist.

so in a world of atheism it's just a short rhyme akin to a spell you'd find in some 5.99 llewelyn book.  let me try.

awful demons, scary fright,
taking away all will to fight.
give it, lose it, never get it back
better to be a demon left to our night
or a human mastering the balance
of dark and light?

;)
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: were-beast223@yahoo.com on May 12, 2010, 09:19:03 am
The world has no  understanding of whom i am or what i was born to be. the circle is one of the most ancient prophecies handed down by thousnads of the chosen .we were born to iniatate the final plague upon earth,it tis we whom will feed the darkness and sate hells hunger for we have no other choice.so laugh while u can but when the final child is bore, we will rise .
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: Angelus on May 12, 2010, 03:29:23 pm
The world has no  understanding of whom i am or what i was born to be. the circle is one of the most ancient prophecies handed down by thousnads of the chosen .we were born to iniatate the final plague upon earth,it tis we whom will feed the darkness and sate hells hunger for we have no other choice.so laugh while u can but when the final child is bore, we will rise .

At the bit "it tis we whom" the it is unnecessary. You see 'tis is short for "it is". That makes you a condescending moron. You also misspelled "thousands" and "initiate". I'm not the grammar police or anything but if you are going to try and sound all important with your "whom" and "sate" then you could at least take the time to check your spelling. But you are probably to busy worshiping your Dark Lord or whatever Demonic entity's penis you suck. Also I looked into your "Children of The Night". You are either an insanely secret organization or you, most likely, don't actually exist and are just some stupid group of losers who worship your own little pile of bull. Bet you are either a kid or an idiot. I'm gonna request you are banned. Moron.
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: markus on May 13, 2010, 01:09:28 am
This topic will be locked

WB223  no more discussions on this, talk about this stuff somewhere else but not here

This is not the place for it, this will be your first and last warning

And get a grip on reality please, I am getting really tired of these type on posts from new sign ups, it is wearing thin on my nerves
Title: Re: Children of the night
Post by: onishadowolf on May 13, 2010, 01:16:23 am
Not sure what you're on, but this is not the place for it.