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« on: July 02, 2008, 09:56:20 AM »
diffrence between an Elf and a Human
humans age every year while an elf ages every 4 billion yrs
humans can have diffrent hair color from their eyes but elves have the same; gold hair gold eyes ,emrald hair  emarald eyes etc
elves are born with tatoo like symbols all over their body,almost like a vaintine
elves will never miss when shooting an arrow
plus many more diffrences
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Re: elves
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2008, 05:39:54 PM »
Bite me, that's tolkien's work. and while i'm all for the man and his genius, nothing can age that long. 

NOthing, see, the  4 billion year aging thing is impossible, all matter in this universe emits energy, be it mechanical,chemical, or whatever. Now lets say that elves age an average of  "1 year "/billion.

This would either mean that they live at speeds much faster than light(which is impossible) because they would get thrown into the future, about a billion years every light year.

and matter going at above the speed of  light requires a SUPER MASSIVE  AMOUNT OF ENERGY. as the energy required for light speed is........ well infinite....

# To accelerate an object of non-zero rest mass to c would require infinite time with any finite acceleration, or infinite acceleration for a finite amount of time.
# Either way, such acceleration requires infinite energy. Going beyond the speed of light in a homogeneous space would hence require more than infinite energy, which is not generally considered to be a sensible notion.
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diffrence between an Elf and a Human
humans age every year while an elf ages every 4 billion yrs
humans can have diffrent hair color from their eyes but elves have the same; gold hair gold eyes ,emrald hair  emarald eyes etc
elves are born with tatoo like symbols all over their body,almost like a vaintine
elves will never miss when shooting an arrow
plus many more diffrences

i have a birth mark on(this is embarrasing) my navel that looks like the summarian symbol for young warrior, and i thought that was weird since i also have one on my hand that is the symbol for archer
 im weird arn't i


hey we're just having fun and sick_angel13's right
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Ok then, it looks like your eyes are the same colour as your hair (I could be wrong though) so you could be;
33x4=99 Billion years old, not holding up too bad for your age! The thing is that this would make you older than the universe.
So our first serious question should be, what universe are you from?



Note that vivid points to his argument where elves might be from a parallel universe where the rules are different.



Please be reminded that if this is a joke topic you should say so. If this is some strange attempt at gaining recognition please try not to make it look like you are a tosser, ok?  :-)


BTW:.............. gimme your number:wink: :wink:


Ok......... now try making something actually believable ok? even if the pretense is initially bull crap. 













« Last Edit: July 04, 2008, 03:44:57 AM by Raziel »
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Re: elves
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 03:14:19 AM »
killops,rodes,dargons,dragons,and some types of dragnitites know how to kill a vampire and they're not humanoid
plus vaintines,tolkas,elves and antlanteans cant become vamps
aquas can but they're just like humans except they have 2 stomics(1 for storing energy,not the kind that comes from food but aroras)

Sorry Raziel.

Just so that you know that I was not just talking a load of "killops", I quickly noted my mathematical error.
I have since corrected and edited my mistake, which now reads as (33x4= 132 Billion years).

Sorry for my clumsy error *<:)

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Re: elves
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2008, 02:51:37 PM »
this is not a joke topic i merly wish to inform you + yes the scientific laws here are unique at best
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Re: elves
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 05:50:29 PM »
State your laws.
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But donít be afraid. And donít forget...
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Re: elves
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 04:44:21 AM »
Yes, P L E A S E state YOUR laws.

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Re: elves
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 07:15:27 AM »
ok there is Loters law that says: nothing can move at a speed higher or at the speed of light unless its already moving at that speed.therfor to travel at that speed you must use light or you will blow up
heres a law to go with the age thing
Rekos law: nothing in life and time can stay as is with out ageing with out the rulers energy

so what raziel said was true, but we found auras
1 beings aura could keep us alive for  at best 500,000yrs

now the elves,pronx,cains,tolka,rodes,and cerberus they live in diffrent universes so i dont know their laws

but as for the antlanteans,aquas,killops,dragons,dargons,and dragnitites they're top life is vereses around 50,000,000

"Look its a girl" said the doctor

"If she has my genes you might want to give her to me"

"Why"

"I bite, hard"

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Re: elves
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 04:27:00 PM »

We do have a human term for faster than light particles.

We call them tachyons on this planet.
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Re: elves
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 11:01:44 PM »
speaking as elven otherkin wth??? this information is quite trivial at best what are your resources maaan???
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Re: elves
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 02:02:42 AM »
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
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Re: elves
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 03:24:22 AM »

Justa doing my liddle bit, hehe

NASA - Warp Drive, When? FAQTachyons are hypothetical faster-than-light particles. ... To learn a little more about tachyons, visits the Usenet Physics FAQís on tachyons. ...
www.nasa.gov/lb/centers/glenn/research/warp/warpfaq.html 

Tachyonic antitelephone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaThe tachyonic antitelephone is a hypothetical device in theoretical physics that can be used to send signals into one's own past. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyonic_Antitelephone - 20k - Cached - Similar pages

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Re: elves
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 09:29:37 AM »
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
I might get yelled at but you humans made up your laws and I AM NOT A HE YOU IDIOT
thank you for understanding and dont ask for my number because thats sex harrasment
"Look its a girl" said the doctor

"If she has my genes you might want to give her to me"

"Why"

"I bite, hard"

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Re: elves
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 09:32:33 AM »
and also so what if my people made up laws to fit our science thats exactly what humans did
thats what every universe has done+humans dont know everything about this world so piss of raziel
"Look its a girl" said the doctor

"If she has my genes you might want to give her to me"

"Why"

"I bite, hard"

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Re: elves
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2008, 12:03:09 PM »
Does anyone think maybe theres a real elf anywhere on this site that could straighten this out?

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Re: elves
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 06:21:06 PM »
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)