Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.

[KubeSix]

Are you on drugs or something? 

Either an angsty teenager or a roleplayer. Either way, I'm finding this pretty funny...

[Muerte]

  Hunter of the Beast, Bringer of pain.  Desimate the door to Hell and unleash fury upon them who dwell with in.  Who am I but the punisher of the ignorant meant to chastise fools and eliminate the moronic.  Meant only to observe, but instead forced to impede the growth of stupidity within my community. 

  As you can see Were, you and I are going to get along just fine......

[Räserfräs]

Whooa!! Another mentally instable person thats been released too early from the asylum??   

[KubeSix]

Are you on drugs or something? 

Either an angsty teenager or a roleplayer. Either way, I'm finding this pretty funny...

Sorry, but I seem to have mislaid my sense of humour lately. To me he sounds like a TV preacher with a Charles Manson complex.

And that scares you? He's preaching on a public board, on the internet, and giving away a means to contact him for all to see. Trust me, he's harmless.

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood



Cue music.


 

MJ FOR EVER!

[Angelus]

Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.

The only destruction you are gonna plague the world with is the environmental damage your pile of mountain dew and energy drink cans cause as you sit in your parents basement playing World of Warcraft, holding Dungeon and Dragon meetings and maybe worshiping C'thulu or if you actually went out your way to find a real demon to worship, you sit chanting "(insert demon name here) will lead us on our quest for darkness and destruction" when he probably couldn't lead you to Taco Bell. You are like a cliche super villain. Bet you play Vampire the Masquerade. Bet you dress really goth too. You think your so goth you s**te darkness. When your mum asks why you don't have a girlfriend instead of telling her the truth about you being a weird loser or your latent homosexuality you say something stupid and sad like "the night is my mistress, and she is a harsh one". You sad git.

[Räserfräs]

Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.

The only destruction you are gonna plague the world with is the environmental damage your pile of mountain dew and energy drink cans cause as you sit in your parents basement playing World of Warcraft, holding Dungeon and Dragon meetings and maybe worshiping C'thulu or if you actually went out your way to find a real demon to worship, you sit chanting "(insert demon name here) will lead us on our quest for darkness and destruction" when he probably couldn't lead you to Taco Bell. You are like a cliche super villain. Bet you play Vampire the Masquerade. Bet you dress really goth too. You think your so goth you s**te darkness. When your mum asks why you don't have a girlfriend instead of telling her the truth about you being a weird loser or your latent homosexuality you say something stupid and sad like "the night is my mistress, and she is a harsh one". You sad git.

Good morning Angelus! Good to see you stay in shape!  Haven't seen you in a while! You forgot to mention the poor little sheep, chained in his little room. A bucket of condoms just beside. The stereo on max, with the plague of this world spinning around in it (Deftones in other words) spreading the sound of a thousand dying orcas and a farking chainsaw!!! 
Angelus... Don't blame the poor fella for being mentally instable... I would be too if I were him... 

Followers of the beast. Bringers of sin. Open hells doors. And let the demons pour in. What are we? But a damned few. Meant only for the shadows but rising to greatness as we plague the world with destruction.

The only destruction you are gonna plague the world with is the environmental damage your pile of mountain dew and energy drink cans cause as you sit in your parents basement playing World of Warcraft, holding Dungeon and Dragon meetings and maybe worshiping C'thulu or if you actually went out your way to find a real demon to worship, you sit chanting "(insert demon name here) will lead us on our quest for darkness and destruction" when he probably couldn't lead you to Taco Bell. You are like a cliche super villain. Bet you play Vampire the Masquerade. Bet you dress really goth too. You think your so goth you s**te darkness. When your mum asks why you don't have a girlfriend instead of telling her the truth about you being a weird loser or your latent homosexuality you say something stupid and sad like "the night is my mistress, and she is a harsh one". You sad git.

OI! VTMB IS AWSEOME!!!!! A bit linear but don't rag on such a good game man.

Its fun and well made, Running away from the werewolves is really scary! 

[Angelus]

I wasn't knocking Vampire the Masquerade. I was just spouting a stereotype. Besides, I was targeting the pen and paper RPG, not Bloodlines.

ahh ive forgotten how entertaining mounstrous can be. bit of a folly on my part >.<

this thread is pure comedy gold. 

[KubeSix]

I hardly think "scare" is the right word, Kube. It will take more than a few pompous sentences to scare me. (If you'd said "disgust", you'd been closer to the truth.)

And "harmless"? Well.... on this one I agree. But then again.... I guess a lot of people thought the same about Hitler, too. 

Ah, forgive me for misinterpreting then; emotions aren't the best feature online forums have to offer. LOKI, WE NEED EMOTION TAGS!!1

Hitler wouldn't have been stupid enough to go spout BS around when he wasn't known. When he DID start talking a lot and attempted to gain recognition, he was already somewhat known. Now a single guy whom nobody knows being crazy on a forum without any kind of support and apparently taking himself seriously is just the kind of thing I'd laugh off. I'm sure if he was given media attention and still tried this little trick, he might get more than just a laugh, but this is the internet, fools aren't to be taken seriously.

Im almost quite sure that were-beast is the only one here not taking were-beast seriously, and now he's laughing at everyone who did.

[Muerte]

  Or, he is some mentally imbalanced imbecile who expected to find acceptance for his singular view on reality.  Or, he is some damn kid who wanted to rpg and choose the wrong site.  I do not think he is the kind to preplanned attacks for one simple reason.  He has yet to reply to even his own post.  No, one who wishes to poke fun would have already attempted to continue with the farce, this kid has simply disappeared.

[jordyn]

atheists are on the rise plotting destruction, well...maybe not destruction but atheism is on the rise so any ideals that this world is going to the demons, more of a world devoid of demons...since they don't exist.

so in a world of atheism it's just a short rhyme akin to a spell you'd find in some 5.99 llewelyn book.  let me try.

awful demons, scary fright,
taking away all will to fight.
give it, lose it, never get it back
better to be a demon left to our night
or a human mastering the balance
of dark and light?