Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditchWith the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny axIn the gut lockerRetrofit the pudding hatchOoh la laWith the boink swatterIf i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you thenIn lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent thoughI Brazilian wax poetic so hypotheticallyI don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloMarinate the nether rodIn the squish mittenPower drill the yippee bogWith the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver boneIn the lady wrinkleCannonball the fiddle coveOoh la laWith the pork steeple
Sweat baby, sweat babySex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuffThat only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pantsAnd I bet you'll feel nutsYes I'm Siskel, yes I'm EbertAnd you're getting two thumbs upYou've had enough of two-hand touchYou want it rough, you're out of boundsI want you smothered, want you coveredLike my Waffle House hashbrownsComin' quicker than Fed ExNever reach an apexJust like coca-cola stockYou are inclined to make me rise an hour earlyJust like daylight savings time
Aww s**t, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)Everybody in the place hit the farking deck (shorty, yeah)But stay on your motherfarking toesWe running this, let's goI'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)I'm on a boatTake a good hard look at the motherfarking boat (boat, yeah)I'm on a boat motherfarker take a look at meStraight flowing on a boat on the deep blue seaBusting five knots, wind whipping out my coatYou can't stop me motherfarker cause I'm on a boatTake a picture, trick (trick)I'm on a boat, lady (lady)We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp (crisp)I got my swim trunksAnd my flippie-floppiesI'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko'sStraight flipping copiesI'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and s**tThe dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wetBut this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it getsI'm on a boat, motherfarker, don't you ever forgetI'm on a boat andIt's going fast andI got a nautical themedPashmina afghanI'm the king of the worldOn a boat like LeoIf you're on the shore, Then you're sure not me-ohGet the fark up, this boat is REAL! fark land, I'm on a boat, motherfarker (motherfarker)fark trees, I climb buoys, motherfarker (motherfarker)I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfarker (yeah)This boat engine make noise, motherfarkerHey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possibleYeah, never thought I'd be on a boatIt's a big blue watery road (yeah)PoseidonLook at me, oh (all hands on deck)Never thought I'd see the dayWhen a big boat coming my wayBelieve me when I sayI farked a mermaid
Quote from: Ryobi on July 28, 2009, 12:46:10 AMNah mate, you still got the musical skills, I'll stick to my astrology...Not only astrology, but many fields, my friend. And thanks for the compliment. I should know my stuff considering the amount of time I spend with my music.
Nah mate, you still got the musical skills, I'll stick to my astrology...
This goes to show you how little I know about techno and how I'm not the complete musical genius you think I am. I've never even heard of that band the Lonely Island. Is it much a big deal where you are?
One- more thing before I goTwo- the one who loves me soThree- don't make me count to three again
Well I was out cruisin', getting late and I was losin',When I saw you walking my way,So nonchalant, I bet you get what you want,But so do I and I aint losing today.Well your hips were swinging and your jeans were clinging,You were driving me out of my mind,On a hot afternoon when there's nothing to do,Your not the sort of thing a fellow should find,So I pulled on over, tossed your hair off your shoulder,When you turned and you looked my way,Oh you would have died or you'd have skinned me alive,If I'd have said what I wanted to say,So being polite said what you doin' tonight,You said just so happens I'm free,You got all the right curves and all the right words,And that's alright by me.