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Monstrous Café => Say It! => Topic started by: matthew321 on May 03, 2010, 03:12:50 PM

Title: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: matthew321 on May 03, 2010, 03:12:50 PM
Alright this is a thought I had a while ago and it seems plausible. I do not think the Eiffel tower exists. It is a major joke and a ploy by the French.
The French are known for their narcissistic attitudes toward Americans and how mean the French can be to Americans. Well what if the Eiffel tower was a large joke. Think about it, have you ever seen the tower in person? No, but you have seen pictures, videos and know people that have seen it. Well I think it is a ploy by France and when you go to where it is supposed to be, the French sit there and laugh at you. They won't let you leave until you sign an agreement that states you will not inform people of this joke.

I can find pictures and videos of it all over the place. But finding people who have been there is less common and I have noticed that people who have been there don't talk about the tower much. They also mention how HARD it is to find. Well a large monument being hard to find? That would be the case if it didn't exist.

I think the Eiffel tower is like what the moon landing was thought to be. Something set up in a studio. There are pictures, videos, and we all know someone who "went there" (to the tower not the moon). Everyone in America knew Armstrong somehow when he "landed" on the moon.
The point of that is to say that it is plausible to do this. We all know the French would be mean enough to do it.

Also do not believe anyone who says they have actually seen it. They signed the agreement!

*This is meant to be funny don't get too offended but it still is my opinion, also please see if we can keep this going*
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Doni on May 04, 2010, 05:19:52 AM
After much careful thought and examination of your proposal...i have concluded that your theory is indeed plausible infact it seem's water tight, however i think that perhaps it's more devious than even previously stipulated!
why would they need such a cunning set up... there has to be more to it than simply to fool the rest of the world... i believe that perhaps the 'Eiffel tower' is not so much a tower as the location a transmitter (or some sort of mass destruction device, the tower being the cover story) what is this transmitter for... i can only speculate however we know its been hundreds of years in the making and there's every possibility that they are plotting world domination, there is no way a country could make so many military blunders with out there being some sort of devious plot employed, i figure it was all to throw us off the trail, so we'd all be lulled into thinking the french were just harmless folk who ate weird food and generally needed someone else to pick up for them when they were being bullied on the global playground...when in fact they are evil and plotting to overthrow us all as we speak
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: blacksite117 on May 05, 2010, 02:24:20 PM

 :laugh: all i have to say
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 06, 2010, 12:22:29 PM
right... so the fact that i have been up the Eiffel tower must not be true...
therefore , that can only mean one thing. I had tricked myself and managed to defy gravity!

nice conspiricy theory , only , you might wanna rephrase the whole "french being mean to Americans" they did give you the stature of liberty by the way. Or is that another conspiricy theory too?

Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: matthew321 on May 06, 2010, 12:52:13 PM
Well I don't know how much of what you said is on the agreement they made you sign. But I would say the statue of Liberty is to throw us into a false sense of security. What if it was like what the Spartans did to the Trojans? A giant horse full of soldiers as a pretend gift and when the enemy leasts expects it they pop out and slaughter everyone.

It may not contain soldiers but it has a catch somewhere... Also there are three of them in the U.S. (I believe, I may be wrong) But they are at different corners of the U.S. They are holding up the torches so perhaps they all send signals to each other. It is a satellite network.

But i'm not sure of the purpose... Besides to get at america...
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 06, 2010, 12:59:48 PM
Matthew321. Congrats. I haven't laughed so hard in days. It goes with my theory that Eskimos don't exist. I don't personally know anyone who has seen one face to face. They are freaking lying to us man.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 07, 2010, 11:08:06 AM
Well I don't know how much of what you said is on the agreement they made you sign. But I would say the statue of Liberty is to throw us into a false sense of security. What if it was like what the Spartans did to the Trojans? A giant horse full of soldiers as a pretend gift and when the enemy leasts expects it they pop out and slaughter everyone.

remember that france cant win any war since napoleon... so the statues must be beacons , sending out waves to turn the minds of americans into french ones! Have you eaten a croissant recently?

Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: matthew321 on May 07, 2010, 12:28:52 PM
Lupus! You are on to something! I crave French food all the time. French food is all over the place in New York (where a statue is) I hear of people wanting French food all the time there. Also it makes sense because French food is so bad for us to eat... The French are sending mind control waves to make us crave their cooking!

I have noticed the surge of French cooking since the statue was put in place as well, it makes sense now.

I also agree with Angelus, I have never seen an eskimo. I think it is another lie or joke. It is a conspiracy and if we are right we will be killed soon for knowing too much...
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Devinoir on May 07, 2010, 01:38:07 PM
Well, to say the truth, I've never seen any of you guys..
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 07, 2010, 02:20:14 PM
crap , he's onto us! The trap failed - get rid off him : NOW! XD

still , valid point - i indeed havent seen any of you.... its part of the conspiricy too! No one can be trusted. Not even you reading this. You cant trust yourself , theyre controlling your thoughts already!

Ahhh i cant even trust myself!

*hides in a dark corner raving to self*


Subject is currently in solitary confinement. Awaiting doctors report before treatment can be established.


^^
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 08, 2010, 07:08:41 AM
crap , he's onto us! The trap failed - get rid off him : NOW! XD

still , valid point - i indeed havent seen any of you.... its part of the conspiricy too! No one can be trusted. Not even you reading this. You cant trust yourself , theyre controlling your thoughts already!

Ahhh i cant even trust myself!

*hides in a dark corner raving to self*


Subject is currently in solitary confinement. Awaiting doctors report before treatment can be established.


^^


If I'm not real then that means if I run at this window........... brb.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 08, 2010, 10:27:43 AM
lol  :lol:
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Devinoir on May 10, 2010, 10:10:00 PM
See? Paranoids rule!!!
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 10, 2010, 10:54:51 PM
See? Paranoids rule!!!

only when there's no one left to suspect =O
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 11, 2010, 12:46:26 AM
My concussion seems to carry evidence of my realism. Or so the doctor told me. But if I am not real he could just be a result of my paranoid delusions trying to force me to believe I am real. Sooooooooooo......... WINDOOOOOOOOOOW DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Devinoir on May 11, 2010, 11:23:32 PM
I do have another theory.
Have any of you guys seen God? No. But you've read about people that have, and may happen to know people that say they have. So what if God IS in the Eiffel Tower? What if he IS the EIffel Tower??
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 12, 2010, 12:08:20 AM
Going by your theory, it is possible God, Eskimos, the Eiffel Tower, Bigfoot, El Chupacabra, a woman that can drive and "eggshell" white are all one and the same.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: matthew321 on May 12, 2010, 04:51:50 PM
Devinoir are you saying that god is the same as an nonexistent effiel tower? And by that are you saying god does not exist?
(As well as the tower)

hmmm it would make sense if all these separate things were the same... But as I said before we will get killed soon for knowing too much. We will know too much about things that do not exist. So if they actually existed no one would have to die.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 12, 2010, 11:46:10 PM
They are on to us. There are men outside my house with large black bags and a car with plenty of trunk space. I must defend myself. Wait no.... I don't exist, so they can't harm me...... Do I exist now? Screw it, I'm having a beer and a sandwich.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: matthew321 on May 13, 2010, 08:50:10 PM
I exist enough for them to take away my beer and my sandwich. That is what counts enough in the end... I exist enough to get screwed over and suffer.


*this next section is for the over analytical only*
Alright if I don't exist and the men with black bags don't exist. Then they exist in the same manner of which I do that enables them to have interaction with me. (so let's say they are ghosts and because I am a ghost too we can see and communicate. Some thing along those lines)...

But do I exist when they run out of things to take away?
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 14, 2010, 12:29:48 AM
Don't let them take everything away. Grab a block of cheese and run, run as fast as your non existent legs will carry you.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Devinoir on May 14, 2010, 01:06:42 AM
PARANOID!!!! WOOO-HOOOO!!!
What if I am the only person that exists and all other people are just parts of a global decoration of some sorts? What if life is a one-person theatre for each and every one of us, and what if life itself is a divine comedy???
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: LeXtruX on May 14, 2010, 05:01:30 AM
dude I've been to the eifel tower, been on it, even threw a paper plane over the edge... the damn thing is as real as I am... I never signed a contract, besides even if I had I wouldn't keep my mouth shut... back then I didn't understand a single word of french:p
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 15, 2010, 12:48:38 AM
how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: LeXtruX on May 15, 2010, 01:10:41 AM
how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^
believe me, it's real^^ we got pictures of my family standing on that tower :p
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 15, 2010, 04:15:10 AM
I was there too man. Were in some form of Fritzel party dungeon, drugged out of our minds hallucinating freedom. Damn you France....DAMN YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 15, 2010, 11:26:24 AM
how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^
believe me, it's real^^ we got pictures of my family standing on that tower :p

well , you think its real - i mean , you think you have those pictures... oh god , im haulucinating talking to a haulucination about haulucinations!

AHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: LeXtruX on May 15, 2010, 11:32:17 AM
how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^
believe me, it's real^^ we got pictures of my family standing on that tower :p

well , you think its real - i mean , you think you have those pictures... oh god , im haulucinating talking to a haulucination about haulucinations!

AHHHHHHH!
if you don't believe it, go to Paris urself and have a look^^
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 15, 2010, 01:33:53 PM
ive been! this is all a lie! I went to sleep after i went to the tower... they got me lol
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: matthew321 on May 18, 2010, 03:27:54 PM
The problem with going to Parris and seeing the tower is that I am afraid I am right or even worse I am wrong. As a man it is a sin to be wrong now I am allowed to be less right then the other person but never wrong.

If I had an opportunity I would go to Parris and search for the tower and I would report in codes about any and all agreements they may of had me sign.

Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Lupus on May 18, 2010, 03:42:42 PM
The problem with going to Parris and seeing the tower is that I am afraid I am right or even worse I am wrong. As a man it is a sin to be wrong now I am allowed to be less right then the other person but never wrong.

If I had an opportunity I would go to Parris and search for the tower and I would report in codes about any and all agreements they may of had me sign.



No! Don't go! They will find you when you sleep , imprision you underground and keep you in a permenant medical coma until you die. They must use the bodies for something... wait! They must use the tower to lure unsuspecting humans in before eating their souls!
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 19, 2010, 01:35:02 PM
I'm starting to think that France as a whole is just a lie. I'm scared to go outside.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Exists.
Post by: keanz on May 19, 2010, 05:45:42 PM
Hey guys how can u be so sure that the eiffel tower is not true?????? did even got to the eiffel tower so you can just say that its a big joke?????? that tower was a great symbol to france???? so why can u just say that the eiffel tower it even even got to the 8 wonders of the world im not so sure about my posts recently that why i erased so if anybody here if your not so sure on ur tpoics and comments think twice about posting it here coz here many people wants to learn it so if u lie many people wont belive on this website the reputation of this website will become so low
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Exists.
Post by: matthew321 on May 19, 2010, 06:55:05 PM
Hey guys how can u be so sure that the eiffel tower is not true?????? did even got to the eiffel tower so you can just say that its a big joke?????? that tower was a great symbol to france???? so why can u just say that the eiffel tower it even even got to the 8 wonders of the world im not so sure about my posts recently that why i erased so if anybody here if your not so sure on ur tpoics and comments think twice about posting it here coz here many people wants to learn it so if u lie many people wont belive on this website the reputation of this website will become so low

I have a quote for you to read at the start of this topic, and then all will be clear.

*This is meant to be funny don't get too offended but it still is my opinion, also please see if we can keep this going*

This was on the first message I posted here. So if you don't mind please join in on the fun. Plus it adds wonder to a lot of things and allows the mind to think in deception which it is not trained to do. So by doing something the mind is not trained to do it is becoming more open. So the point is that people will learn from this topic but they not learn facts here, they learn skill. To be open minded as well as have a sense of humor.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.
Post by: Angelus on May 20, 2010, 02:52:40 PM
Hey guys how can u be so sure that the eiffel tower is not true?????? did even got to the eiffel tower so you can just say that its a big joke?????? that tower was a great symbol to france???? so why can u just say that the eiffel tower it even even got to the 8 wonders of the world im not so sure about my posts recently that why i erased so if anybody here if your not so sure on ur tpoics and comments think twice about posting it here coz here many people wants to learn it so if u lie many people wont belive on this website the reputation of this website will become so low

Buzzkill.
Title: Re: France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Exists.
Post by: LeXtruX on May 21, 2010, 03:10:06 AM
Hey guys how can u be so sure that the eiffel tower is not true?????? did even got to the eiffel tower so you can just say that its a big joke?????? that tower was a great symbol to france???? so why can u just say that the eiffel tower it even even got to the 8 wonders of the world im not so sure about my posts recently that why i erased so if anybody here if your not so sure on ur tpoics and comments think twice about posting it here coz here many people wants to learn it so if u lie many people wont belive on this website the reputation of this website will become so low
I hate to admit it, but finally he posted an intelligent post of some sort xD
but keanz, this topic, don't take it seriously ^^