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The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You!

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Countess:
Chimps actually engage in unprovoked war. When I was in Africa we came upon a family of hippos in a River & they lined up to protect the young & our guide just said "time to turn around." If we went out at night we were escorted by guards with automatics in case we came upon a hippo. Their teeth are about 2 feet long & they make a very loud bellow that will scare the pee out of you. But why aren't elephants on that list? Elephant keeper is one of the most dangerous positions on the planet.

blow_fly:
Arrgh! Male dolphins actualy rape the occassional female swimmer?! I always suspected that there was something seriously messed up about these guys.

Countess:
dolphins are evil. I've never heard of them raping humans, in fact I doubt it's physically possible but they do engage in group rape of females from other pods of dolphins.

blow_fly:
Ahh,they're just like us then. No wonder we find them so adorable!   But not everyone is enamoured of their dubious charms. I actually have a five year old  cousin who is terrified of the dolphins on display at the local aquariam, but strangely enough, has no problems whatsoever with the resident sharks.   It appears that little kids are smarter than us for not buying the media fabricated myth that dolphins are all lovable marine mammals that just want to be our friends. 

Countess:
Im the same way, I love sharks, I've been in the water with over 200 at one time. Even went in with whites & was fine but the second they said they saw a man o war my butt was outta the water & on the boat. I wont go near the jellyfish display at the aquarium, I actually move to the other side of the walk way from them.

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