All I can say is ...... Typical.
Bollocks to the Rapture! The Christians can keep it. If I were to choose a heaven it would be Valhalla. There at least there would be fun to be had. The Christian heaven? No farking Thank You.
Sounds like a typical weakend to me say...when are you coming over anyway? I have a quart of Moonshine on ice and nead an excuse to break it open.