Monstrous
Monstrous Music & Games => RPGs and Gaming => Topic started by: ravinclaw on July 01, 2011, 01:26:25 PM
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Lets play a game :-D :evil:
Here is a place to put your ideas about how to annoy the hell out of a telemarketer. Hopefuly pissing them off so bad they never call you again. Let your imagination run wild. You can also post links to videos of people doing this or whatever.
I usually interupt them and try to sale them something right back. Today it was balls :-D. Baseballs, softballs, basketballs, big balls, little balls, red balls blue balls, ape balls, hog balls.... and on and on..... but the problem is, I think the bastard enjoyed it.... I nead something new.
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Austin City Morgue, how may I help you?
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My dad would always answer, "Lee's Slaughterhouse."
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:laugh: i'd make something up about body odor in certain areas and just go into detail seeing if the telemarketer would vomit yet OR get a friend or someone with me to go along with and fake that i'm killing him/her and he/she screams "in pain" and begs for help :laugh:
so either making the telemarketer grossed out to the extreme to where they lose their appetite for a week or scaring them s**tless in fear thinking that they're witnessing a murder on the phone :-D
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But what if they contacted the authorities?
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And thats when we would've peed on ourselves laughing our asses off :laugh: :laugh: then i guess its better to gross the telemarketer out then since VM killed the joy out of this.... killjoy
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Yeah, its not so fun when they call the authorities. Turns out, you can get fined for it.
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Yeah, its not so fun when they call the authorities. Turns out, you can get fined for it.
Well, you could turn-up one of those fighting/violent games and they could listen to that. Is that illegal?
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Don't know, I just know it is if they call 911.
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oh then i guess i'd just stick to grossing them out to vommitting :-D
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There ya go, now that's some good clean fun.
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Well my friend had a call from a telemarketer, this call was to inform my friend that they have a virus on their computer. My friend was under the assumption that this telemarketer was in their computer. So my friend "guided" them to certain folders. My friend promptly described the contents of this folder and how the family dog played into it.
My friend never got a call about a virus again, but now gets calls from the humane society.
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Well my friend had a call from a telemarketer, this call was to inform my friend that they have a virus on their computer. My friend was under the assumption that this telemarketer was in their computer. So my friend "guided" them to certain folders. My friend promptly described the contents of this folder and how the family dog played into it.
My friend never got a call about a virus again, but now gets calls from the humane society.
:laugh: one of your best posts mattie boo :laugh: :laugh:
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found a couple of good videos on this subject...
http://www.videojug.com/player?id=68c07ccd-e644-ca04-79db-ff0008ca1530 (http://www.videojug.com/player?id=68c07ccd-e644-ca04-79db-ff0008ca1530)
http://www.videojug.com/player?id=2dc0f1d2-5cd5-54dd-d594-ff0008ca1530 (http://www.videojug.com/player?id=2dc0f1d2-5cd5-54dd-d594-ff0008ca1530)
http://www.videojug.com/player?id=c4ca2800-37c3-8693-f4d8-ff0008ca1530 (http://www.videojug.com/player?id=c4ca2800-37c3-8693-f4d8-ff0008ca1530)
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