Monstrous
Monstrous Music & Games => RPGs and Gaming => Topic started by: nynke on December 03, 2008, 04:45:24 AM
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For those who never heard of this game a little explaination.
The goal of this game is to make a entire story that makes no sense at all, you can put in whatever you want.
You put in 3 words that fit the 3 words of the person before you.
exsample: blabla : Once upon a
blaaa: pigs ass there
And so on.
Enjoy!!! :mrgreen:
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Long ago, there
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was a new
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Big monster named
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Flying Pooge Monkey.
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He was a
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big mean monster
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Who ate little
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but spoiled children
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From the my
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little pony glue
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he kept eating
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Until a Giant
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Picked him up.
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The giant said,
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But the glue
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Burned the giant
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He screamed and
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quickly dropped him
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The monkey ran
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away very fast
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this time to
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Grab an AK47 :laugh:
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and shot a
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giant eating monkey
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But the monkey
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suddenly the giant
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Kreepy has issues...
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You need theraphy :laugh:
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Let's go together %*)
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Fine, then not
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Saves me time
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Guess by who
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See, issues, yep :|
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chocolate skittle paradise
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Evil vampire duck
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Blue drumming man
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There ever was?
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Note in between: this topic bumped my post count up for like 15 posts already today *<:)
lala die laa
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Back to topic?
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Monkey takes out
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wicked awesome dagger
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and cuts his
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opponents head off :evil:
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but die not
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did the giant
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To which the
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fat pooge monkey
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Replied
"Go Suck a-
(does "a" count as a word? in that case i made 4)
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- who cares xD -
Big pink egg
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with a lemony
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fish made off
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smelly brown poop
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It smelled so
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good that he
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licked it and
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Gagged, sucking it
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vomited all over
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the place. Then
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picked up a
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machine gun with
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bananas glued on
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Which he put
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in an anthill
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He sat on
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the gun and
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shot in his
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own foot. Screaming
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(censored) (censored) (censored)
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He was in
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lots of pain
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so muuuuuuch pain
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that he faints
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and broke his
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Very Tiny Arm
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the doctor said
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"No can do." :laugh:
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no insurance, no
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"Go home now."
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I will not
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go home yet
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Replied the angry
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Giant, he sat
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on the cactus
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while eating a
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porcupine, the spikes
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Were so sharp
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that he cutted
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his little hand
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completely off and
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Blood splurted out
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Mutated into a
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pink bubble dragon
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With raspberry breath
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And laser cannon.
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from his eyes
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With spikey fangs
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in his mouth
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and tusks on
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"I'mma chargin mah-
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"LAZER BEEEEEEEAM!! YEAH!"
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Shoop da Whoop
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ANd street fighter Ryu
Raaaz, that's FOUR words, not three. >.<
RT
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Started kicking everything
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Even his (censored)
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his (cencored) was
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way (censored) huge.
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and he smacked
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them with a
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blue spotted (cencored)
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"Enough (censored) censors!!!" *<:)
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(yeah really, that's my word ><)
Roared the angry
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Kitty lick...ng catnip.... :banplea:
(couldnt resist, dammit :doh: !!!)
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a dog humped
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Your mom. Hard.
*<:)
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:doh:
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mom liked it
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(ROFLMMFAO!!!! *<:) )
so much that
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she wanted more.
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Red Bananna Slug
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ate the dog
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(whew, I managed to change the way it was going just in time)
And his corndog
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was very sad :cry:
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Until Sluggo ate
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Our mom alive
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Mom had a
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stomach acid bath
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Which transformed her
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into a gorgeous
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Blob monster with
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long silky hair
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which dripped blood
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all over the
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Frozen TV Leader (15 points if you make a parody of Marx, Stalin or Ole man Mao in your next post) :-D
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Stalin was her
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pet sex slave
(yeah, I'm a pervert, deal with it. :-D )
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With a Cowhead
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for his (censored) *<:)
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(I have now trademarked (censored) everytime you say it you must pay me a quarter or I will sue)
Meanwhile far away,
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(no we don't, it's not copyrighted. *<:) )
a beautiful lady
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(it will be as soon as I get all the legalisties out of the way ^^)
Picked her nose
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A green blob
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looked like diamonds
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Came out of
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Somewhere horribly unmentionable
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where no man....
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Had ventured before
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I like this game, its completely ridiculous!
in constant pursuit...
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of red haired
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starwars jedi men :gun:
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who love peanuts
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had a itch
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on his bum
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from the monkey
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whom was spanked
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for stealing doughnuts
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out of buckets
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for the salvia
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of deathly poison
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that made him
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quite the sicker
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so he ate
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a strawberry cake
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which went bad
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because of yeast
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that got infected
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and people laughed
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at his Onishadowolf
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and that Muerte
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HA! he exclaimed
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at the nugget
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from mcdonalds floor
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"dance like steve"
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a white boy
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when he drinks
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enough for three
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with bad taste
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and wierd color
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of thousand souls
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trapped in purgatory
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searching for exit
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which are none
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to be seen
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by blind eyes
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listen to cries
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that are soundless
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whispers of wind
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feelings of hopelessness
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turning to strength
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of 50 armies
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of the undead
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haunted ghastly moans
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of ghoulish intent
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with a smile:)
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and great glee
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he jumped off
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a sheer cliff
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of sharp thorns
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cleverly disguised as
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as blueberry bushes
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that taste like
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smiling crab apples
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that crawl in
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up his butt
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and pinched his
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pancreas of slimy
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pieces that have
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never before seen
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the light of
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a flashlight from
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a gay polarbear
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with no teeth
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the hole of
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black speed hell
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near the highway
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to the underworld
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to meet cerebus
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while eating a(n)
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a turkey leg
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the size of
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the third head
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from a goblin
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that had some
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to almost no
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porridge would be
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green of age
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for the season
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and dash of
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salt in the
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rancid gucamole that
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used for dip
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and sometimes bathing
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doesn't know what
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to do with
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a condom and
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A broken shovel
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no one does
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it better then
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the man with
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the wooden hand
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got many splinters
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and tried to
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pull them out
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but didn't find
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a way to
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grab them from
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the rear end
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so decided to
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ask Mr. Muerte
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and he said
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take a sharp
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look at life
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go down the
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end of a
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deep well of
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slimy lime jello
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and yellow pudding
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toward the stop
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and rowing near
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the river styx
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a capsized boat
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with munchkins as
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substitues for the
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mini marshmallow sized
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life jackets and
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the one way
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to find peace
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on midget island
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in the middle
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of bermuda triangle
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with choppy waters
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to imitate the
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local marine life
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and pray that
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they didn't pee
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in the water
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full of bleach
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Lost nights with
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boxes of apples
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under a rock
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with the other
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extension cord
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through the sea
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from a man
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who never knew
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his marbles were
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actually rocks from
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an ancient temple
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of lost paradise
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with the monks
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who say neee
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nee need sex
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now they say
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no more vaigra
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Oh my god
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hide farmer's daughters
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because their going
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of the charm
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to see the
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great and powerful
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wizard of Nod
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who's name was
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Formalie Lee Mon
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which rymes with
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formilihyde or the...
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secret we cannot
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keep from letting
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Its too good
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he entered the
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Luggage to escape
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the nija midgets
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that tickled people
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with a huge
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breadsticks from the
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bowl in the
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closet of nevermore
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covered with a
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glamour of drumsticks
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Atop another world
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of infinite possiblites
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with little chance
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of coming to
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Oni's home state
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and Muerte's imagination
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only to find
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nothing but shadows
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left alone with
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a bottle of
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Irish whiskey and
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a load of
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very tightly packed
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oranges from the
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center of the
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Bermuda triangle with
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a map to
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a treasure cove
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from a distant
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far off constelation
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the name being
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who haven't drink
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a sip from
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the tainted tankard
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from the deepest
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darkest bowels of
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the mariana trench
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which reveals to
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an ice cold
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ruby blizzard for
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the poor old
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starved pig from
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the muddy pit
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and stooped to
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the lowest levels
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of muerte's closet
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Which caused ultimate
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dark nirvana for
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the Gods of
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the notorius Thundercats
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and evil Smurfs
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who took there
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the smurf berries
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as colonical aides
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to shat out
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the smurfette's toys
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which had lodged
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sideways endocolon, transenteroexocolon
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speaking spells of
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dark threaphy lessons
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which had no
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point to live
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as a totally
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lost and forgiven
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time of the
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Naked bukkake monsterbator :-P
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with no lotion
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to rub on
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his little tiny
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onions and leeks.
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Now we begin
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To see a
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light at the
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end of an
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which once held
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the ashes of
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Mundanus the world-editor
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made by elmers
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in the depths
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of our own
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small monstrous world <^>
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then he said
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Oh My Moloch!
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what is this
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ignorant world I
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It is the
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power, hatred, and
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that made him
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love his cookies
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CHOCOLATE CHIPS,CHOCOLATE
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laced with hatred
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it's a small
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place in my
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central being from
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which I organize
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and pink pencils
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little black book
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of hoodoo spells
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summon little moonbabies
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play with their
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tiny action figures
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Giggle like Bella
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-trix Lestrange
( yep that's three words right there..... well two and a half but i suck at math anyway!)
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Understand the unforgiven
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Forgive the Misunderstood
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to do so
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Is to incur
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vacuous albatross existentialism
Have fun getting that to make sense.
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Retarded meaningless birds :-P
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jump on pointy
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and kick the
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thats hot out
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Two aardvarks are humping.
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More importantly, however,
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they like it
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as the mountians
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flow with viagra
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and cans of
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bean-o keep the
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hunger monster at
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the edge of
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The cliff despair
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only to see
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a murderous midget
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weilding a huge
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Black and violet
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device of total
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mass destruction that
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Bush totally missed.
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Then he said
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Read my lips
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you need the
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a few new
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True good X-men
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like furry old
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salty polish sausages :lol:
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that stink,with
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fresh fly infested
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blood soaked sheets
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of a swamp
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dipped in sanitary
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handwash. Now that
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his myletoma is
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sucked within the
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caverns of lost
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swamp monkey tribe
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with pig-headed
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goat\donkey monster
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who rides unicycles
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with groin issues
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that he had
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gotten one day
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while pulling on
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a big fat
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pink suit of
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pork, with some
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lamb skin paints
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that he used
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just last night,
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and then he
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Scrubbed the spots
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that had been
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soaking in beer.
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an age old
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could not cut
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a wet fart
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, so he decided
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to clench real
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tight, and hope
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Something might not
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slip ot accidentally
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but it did!
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Then in walked
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over to the
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bowl of jaundice
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laced ice cream
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Fried with some
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dirty jumbo worms
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dipped in nacho
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cheese, and said
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I am Ironman.
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and I will
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Run for President
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and everyone yelled....
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VOTE FOR ME!
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Yet behind the
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veil of spam
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There was a
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ham sandwich belonging
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The Great Salami-Baloney
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cheeze-whiz munching guru
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who knew that
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the chez was
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bad, so he
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barfed in her
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Cake.( have nothing to add for no)
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She ate it
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then subsequently replied
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that taste like
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Botox on ice
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high botcholism level???
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Now he'll never
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A wrinkle or
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two in time
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With the way
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he twist his
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butt and sings
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Yanky Doodle Dandy
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whispering john jacob
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Jingle Hymer Schmit
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his name is
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a mouth full.
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of mismatched and
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and sour tasting
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gummy worms of
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Levinthross's own creation.
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erupting from springs
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Of eternal despair
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strangely resembling Oni's
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Unsuccessful love life
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which was completely
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Like a sahara
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Desert with no
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end to Oni's
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Repetitive attempts at
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Raping a dog
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in succesion to
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make a cat
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so as to
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treat it as
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his uncle did
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who was a
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prominent bestiality specialist
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Whos favorite were
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The sheep of
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Alabama Country Hall
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But the Mayer
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of said hall
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liked butt smex
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with lubricated horses
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so he ran
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away, to the
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Prelubricated horse factory
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where he found
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a mayo laiden
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which he laid
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Of lard, which
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Help make a
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Home made bomb
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Gummy worms and
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Exra-large Buttplugs
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they stuck into
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any orofice of
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of the right
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creamcheese stuffed olive
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with diced chicken
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and hot turkeys
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Chunky Hot Penis
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which they later
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began to swell.
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inside of rosie
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and the five
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which cajoled the
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Michael Jackson fans
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free meat loafs
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served with garlic
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there came Devinoir
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who was watched
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who played with
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and he then
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glazed the donuts
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slimy muck from
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his wet dreams
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filled with his
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White puffy Ninja!
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What the hell?
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Killer mutant squirrels
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Attack at first
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biting the ninjas
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on the nugets
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with false teeth
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made of beef
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little fried children
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happy with sadness
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they cannot defeat
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the monkey king
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And his staff
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Shiny polished wood.
(with golden doorknobs)
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someday perhaps become
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the master of
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Good wine tasting
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,so he went
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Down to the
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and bought some
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Strawberry magic condoms
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which tasted nothing
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Like was said
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strawberry tasting magic
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thing to stick
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In a Pie.
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that made you
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think of my
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skinny white ass
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???
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which glows like
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A irradiated ghoul
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who closely resembled.
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Mashed hamburger meat
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which smelt like
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Rancid slimy smelly
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with chopped little
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bits of MJ
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Wait a sec Muerte I have to break character:
Ahem.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David you penis! how could you!
No mutilating the body of a dead man he needs to rest in peace not pieces............
*Sob* *tear*
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Ok, its over.
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which were torn
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from his plastic
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Little horny places
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crazy blue midgets
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. They got sick
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infamous pieces of
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sticky melted plastic
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and their mental
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tornado strike! Water!
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s**t!!! A flood!!
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They go running
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To the porn-store
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Where they find.........
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a big fat
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bag of lard
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Two wooden nickels
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"What the fark?!"
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(A civil war token, given out to be turned in for food and stuff, which became worthless. And people were stuck with pieces of wood they could'nt turn in for anything all. Or something like that don't quote me on it though.)
And they said...
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"What the fark??!!!"
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(Talking about the wooden nickels)
"who said that?"
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They look around
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And spot a
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big dead rotting
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half man, half...
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with flaming eyes
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A firefly, that
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and slightly depressed
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and maybe bi-polar
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he starts crying
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it when he
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had to dance
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with his loverturtle
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"I Will Survive"
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by Elton John
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Purple Pedo Dino
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and then Raziel
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whipped out his
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Two humping aardvarks
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be whipped out
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Of their skin
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because of their
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to demon poop
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With flecks of
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crappy mouse turds
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sewn to dinosaurs
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. Then he said
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please let me
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ask a question:
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put on a
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eel riding goat
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boy with a
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around his head
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SITTING THERE ON
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the bull that
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was running super
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fast toward a
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giant bottle of
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mixed together for
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a nice drink
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but the bull
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Didn't like it.
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So it turned
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into a large
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clown and tried
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to hump a
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dead moose but
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it was alive
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and liking it
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so the clown
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jumped and ran
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into a wall
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yet burning hot
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paper napkin hands
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and threw him
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crowd of monkeys
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Then, in a
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light there was
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no one lived
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but then he
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had an idea
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that a girl
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should go to
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having sex with
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with a tailed
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raccoon that had
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pink and black
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stripes on its
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back and legs
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while it had
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4 green heads
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that spit fire
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had 2 tails
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So the raccoon
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drumstick of tasty
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with a glass
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and whipped cream
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that had been
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In the meantime,
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swoops in and
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grabs the raccoon
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And screams goodbye..
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but then he
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just before he
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and drops it
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catch it again
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he is crazy
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untill he's shot
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a guy named
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shooting living stuff
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been kneeling down
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evil and talll
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doing some nasty
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things with trees
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Brunch, he went
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got some fark
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with his tree
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You were ninja'd
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and almost killed
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Couldn't get hard
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but got close
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to rolling suicide
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where gnomes usually
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eat peoples brains
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Farting out humor
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that Raz doesn't
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plug into his
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that is in
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ass clearly duh
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as in Assupercooldeliciousultraninjatank-thing.
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Eat cake lies
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and lie cake
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with its eyes
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shooting high power
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glazed nuclear muffins
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shut up Moonbabe
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of barbed wire
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and brown ducks
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and wailing mamas
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and kill their
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Umm..................Oh Noes!
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but then they
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Elmers glue with
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made from pixies
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And pixie stix
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and tinkerbell's friends
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play dirty with
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but evil twins
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yet smart ways
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big four-legged sweater
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and inappropriate content
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ages 10- 20
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watched it died
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from raped octogenarians
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and gay ducks *<:)
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and straight lilys
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with metrosexual tendencies
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to do weird
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things to dogs
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that would fly
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to get away
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with the light
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of the moon
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and some stars
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to see truth
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beyond any reason
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kissed him goodbye
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that shone like
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a big red
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(I'll pass I was going to post something very obvious and inappropriate..... on second thought, though:)
Dildo that got
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rural areas of
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in her back
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from previous times
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by savagelike wives
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who had some
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strange behavior issues
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and little bunnies
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That had lots
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Which lead to
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With the results
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for the emmy
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if he tries
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said the girl
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with purple rims
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pieces, that cut
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before. With no
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for the desires
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to the void
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of her blank
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THEN SHE SAID
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but don't kill
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and piss on
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for reasons of
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That the secret
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the cheetos cat
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ate Monstrous members
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To prove that
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but he failed
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bored with this
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We need therapy
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for our backs
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On the tips
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and out noses
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big black bear
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with his 3
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with four arms
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with purple hair
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and poop snotting
*EDIT: changed it so it wouldn't be an unexisting word anymore *<:)
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that are hugee
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and super stupid
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CAESAR FARKING SALAD
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That's good for
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One day he
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Farked a duck.
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which shat a
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ejaculating cherry mayonaisse
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that was covered
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In plastic wrap.
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Plastic wrap which
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was purple and
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which caused green
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pustules that burst....
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Cleaning soothing liquid...
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That came from
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God Almighty Amen.
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But, the atheist...
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with each passing
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of a kidney.
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Ripped through the-
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minds of children
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futures and taking
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aconite infused bonbons
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Now they are
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in clown make-up
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of the mighty
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all the Smurf
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laid lifelessly still.
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feeding from the.
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delicious chaotiscist tacos
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and childrens flesh
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filled with bile
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and blue kyles
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and tiger's stupid.
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really really baka
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he ran through
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My nice garden
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Muerte then dismembered
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with a sharp
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pointy ended hotdog.
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In a run-down
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Corner of town
**mutters to self why couldn't it be an in, instead of at then I would have had a good one....**
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where obese monkeys
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throw poop at
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space invaders from
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pig skin covers.
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With evil thoughts
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of impending doom
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We raced along
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on golden dragons
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I felt violated
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And I laughed
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because it felt
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Like an inferno
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In the rocky
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cave of horrors
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there was a
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from death's mouth
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words of certain
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creepiness, and then
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falling into a
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lightless abyss of
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doom and evil!
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Then zombie clowns
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danced across the
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glowing hay fields
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with bombs exploding
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like pink moist
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in the hot
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steaming pile of
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my eternal desire.
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Raindrops of blood
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notification of death
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he comes cloaked
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from garden's cave
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into the light
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of truth with
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as he handles
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deaths quiet summons
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only to find
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he summoned himself
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To his death
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incense rising thus
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of his lifes
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on bended knee
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intending to commit
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a grievous sin
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indangering us all
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with a torrent
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made of slingshots
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and giant bananas
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set on fire
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with Godzilla breath
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that melts eyes
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giant screaming chickens
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flood the battlefield
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Fighting cyborg zombies
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of itchy wool
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And pink thongs
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on their heads
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pity tha fool
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said the thongs
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Get some marshmallow's
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and bubble gum
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mint fresh polish
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THIS IS RANDOM
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Cried the Nun
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and it's fun
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exclaimed the clamshell.
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But, hidden amongst
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the pile of
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broken arrow feathers
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Hid a puppy.