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Monstrous Music & Games => RPGs and Gaming => Topic started by: Raziel on October 22, 2009, 12:17:29 PM
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Due to the propensity of some members for handing out mind-rapes, i wondered if we could do so in a controlled environment.
I found this game and decided that it would be fun to see what happens.
Rules:
Someone makes a wish, and the next poster corrupts it however they please.
You may not deny a wish without a good reason.
Simple.
EX:
POster 1: I wish for a pony.
Poster 2: Granted, But it soon dies and you are left with nothing but happy memories, an empty saddle, and the huge pile of crap it left in your room.
And so on.......
I wish for world peace.
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Granted. Moloch is given propietyship over earth and allowed to conduct all aspects of life as he see's fit. One being that he chains you to a chair and allows the resurected members of the Villiage people to have their way with you, enjoy your new peace on Earth. *<:)
I wish all ummmmmmmmm..........I wish I knew what to wish for. :evil:
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Granted.
You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.
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Granted.
You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.
:cry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Ok, being the being that I am; I've spent all this time trying to think of a wish that is either intrinsically incorruptible, or that is structured in such a way that even the corruption would still give me what I want so that either way - I win.
So, here it is:
I wish for Paradox.
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We are still deciding wether to grant this.
Eventually we will reach a decision, but it is more complicated than you realise.
So for now you'll just have to wait.
(I have to thank shoulder shrugging French administration for this concept. )
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Damn. I wish for a workable maxwell's demon.
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Taken from FUTURE WIKI
In the year 2050 the laws of thermodynamics became the most recognised and widely practised religion on earth. Its followers were renowned for being the most extreme in their views and behaviours.
At around this time RAZIEL a philipino soft porn game designer released a virtual online world based on Medieval superstitious belief and late 20th century catholic sex fantasies.
This single piece of software has been since identified as THE corrupting origin for following generations of hedonistic superstitious humans who reverted back to beliefs of magic, sex cults, and dolphin worship.
Thermodynamicist followers refer to Raziel as the man who ended rationalism, the 'Philipino assassin of physics', or 'phlad the impaler' for short. These scientific cult followers issued many legal challenges to ban the spread of this software but most courtcases ended up in orgiastic gatherings based on demon summoning and guilt over climate change.
Hisorians have since come to recognize Raziel as the living incarnation of Maxwells demon. The first reported texts of this entity in 20th century journals are now viewed as prophesised channellings for his imminent incarnation on earth.
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I wish love peace and happiness to manifest in the life of the person who goes next in this thread.
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You are now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day. <:smurf
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
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Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.
Next.
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You are now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day. <:smurf
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
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Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.
Next.
(So would that mean you are still going unappreciated and unnoticed, as the wish was granted unto you? Seems you can't win for loosing can you Raziel?)
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................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.
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................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.
Did someone hear something?? Hmmmmm, must have been the wind.
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I wish for more wishes :wink:
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Granted.
However none of them will EVER come to anything.
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i wish for a rock to become my friend
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Granted.
One rock, not of your choosing, will become your best friend.
No other livng thing will ever mean as much to you for the rest of your life.
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yay i have a friend...
do i get another wish?
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Yes you do black site.
And wow,
I wish i knew sooner that bill liked twisting dreams and wishes into towering parodies of their original intent.
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was that a yes for another wish or an agreement? :?
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Both
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In that case...
I wish for a 4 headed blue sheep which can resurect itself evrytime i kill it %*)
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Granted.
You are now the owner of a plush four headed blue sheep doll which can sew itself back together any time you or anyone or anything else tears it apart.
(Still awaiting a decision on my wish.)
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Granted. And forever more you will have no friends or visits from family because the blue wool results from a birth defect that causes the sheep to stink worse than any dead carcass, and since it cannot die it will follow you around for the remainder of your days. You will be forced to live in isolation far from any civilization and have to raise your own food, though you will never be able to take pleasure in it as the stench corrupts even that, the remainder of your days will be spent in a never ending torment, and when you die no one will come to morn or burry you, for the after being exposed to such a stench for so long you too have come to smell more horrid than any living thing, even the mighty skunk runs from you and your horrid sheep.
(I know Moloch beat me to the punch, but only by seconds, so I posted anyways)
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Far away from any civilisation you say...
BONUS :lol:
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I wish i had an in corruptible wish.
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Granted.
You make an incorruptible wish, and being incorruptible, it is never granted.
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Granted.
You make an incorruptible wish, and being incorruptible, it is never granted.
Moloch made his own wish come true. He made a paradox.
Yes you do black site.
And wow,
I wish i knew sooner that bill liked twisting dreams and wishes into towering parodies of their original intent.
Now will some one try and corrupt this one.
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Granted.
You have always known about this side of me Raz. You just have a fetish for pretending to remain innocent until the last minute. This in turn stems from your secret addiction and desire to being on the recieving end of things.
Pretending to be violated gives you a perverse sense of control.
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............. That would be awesome if it were true.
Now that you've said it though, i can see a butt rape joke coming. The future is clear.