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Monstrous Music & Games => RPGs and Gaming => Topic started by: Raziel on October 22, 2009, 12:17:29 PM

Title: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on October 22, 2009, 12:17:29 PM
Due to the propensity of some members for handing out mind-rapes, i wondered if we could do so in a controlled environment.
I found this game and decided that it would be fun to see what happens.


Rules:
Someone makes a wish, and the next poster corrupts it however they please.
You may not deny a wish without a good reason.
Simple.

EX:
POster 1: I wish for a pony.

Poster 2: Granted, But it soon dies and you are left with nothing but happy memories, an empty saddle, and the huge pile of crap it left in your room.

And so on.......


I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Muerte on October 22, 2009, 03:06:47 PM
  Granted.  Moloch is given propietyship over earth and allowed to conduct all aspects of life as he see's fit.  One being that he chains you to a chair and allows the resurected members of the Villiage people to have their way with you, enjoy your new peace on Earth.   *<:)

  I wish all ummmmmmmmm..........I wish I knew what to wish for.   :evil:
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on October 28, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Granted.

You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Muerte on October 29, 2009, 02:52:42 PM
Granted.

You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.

   :cry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Moloch on October 30, 2009, 11:16:42 AM
Ok, being the being that I am; I've spent all this time trying to think of a wish that is either intrinsically incorruptible, or that is structured in such a way that even the corruption would still give me what I want so that either way - I win.

So, here it is:

I wish for Paradox.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: oldbill4823 on October 31, 2009, 02:07:46 AM
We are still deciding wether to grant this.
Eventually we will reach a decision, but it is more complicated than you realise.
So for now you'll just have to wait.




(I have to thank shoulder shrugging French administration for this concept. )
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on October 31, 2009, 11:29:56 PM
Damn. I wish for a workable  maxwell's demon.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: oldbill4823 on November 01, 2009, 03:11:26 AM
Taken from FUTURE WIKI

In the year 2050 the laws of thermodynamics became  the most recognised and widely practised religion on earth.  Its followers were renowned for being the most extreme in their views and behaviours.

At around this time RAZIEL a philipino soft porn game designer released a virtual online world based on Medieval superstitious belief and  late 20th century catholic sex fantasies.
This single piece of software has been since identified as THE corrupting origin for following generations of hedonistic superstitious humans who reverted back to beliefs of magic, sex cults, and dolphin worship.

Thermodynamicist followers  refer to Raziel as the  man who ended rationalism, the 'Philipino assassin of physics', or 'phlad the impaler' for short.  These scientific cult followers issued many legal challenges to ban the spread of this software but most courtcases ended up in orgiastic gatherings based on demon summoning and guilt over climate change.

Hisorians have since come to recognize Raziel as the living incarnation of Maxwells demon. The first reported texts of this entity in 20th century journals are now viewed as prophesised channellings for his imminent incarnation on earth.


Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: oldbill4823 on November 01, 2009, 04:27:56 AM
 I wish love peace and happiness to manifest in the life of the person who goes next in this thread.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on November 01, 2009, 09:24:10 AM
You are  now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day. <:smurf
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
______________________________________________

Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.

Next.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Muerte on November 01, 2009, 11:41:19 AM
You are  now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day. <:smurf
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
______________________________________________

Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.

Next.


  (So would that mean you are still going unappreciated and unnoticed, as the wish was granted unto you?  Seems you can't win for loosing can you Raziel?) 
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on November 01, 2009, 11:41:00 PM
................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Muerte on November 02, 2009, 07:54:54 AM
................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.

  Did someone hear something??  Hmmmmm, must have been the wind.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Strife on November 02, 2009, 09:27:29 AM
I wish for more wishes  :wink:
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: oldbill4823 on November 02, 2009, 09:56:55 AM
Granted.

However none of them will EVER come to anything.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: blacksite117 on November 02, 2009, 01:07:58 PM
i wish for a rock to become my friend
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: oldbill4823 on November 02, 2009, 01:56:27 PM
Granted.

One rock, not of your choosing, will become your best friend.
No other livng thing will ever mean as much to you for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: blacksite117 on November 02, 2009, 03:25:22 PM
yay i have a friend...

do i get another wish?
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on November 02, 2009, 03:33:52 PM
Yes you do black site.

And wow,

I wish i knew sooner that bill liked twisting dreams and wishes into towering parodies of their original intent.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: blacksite117 on November 02, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
was that a yes for another wish or an agreement?  :?
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Muerte on November 02, 2009, 04:02:53 PM
  Both
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: blacksite117 on November 02, 2009, 04:17:30 PM
In that case...

I wish for a 4 headed blue sheep which can resurect itself evrytime i kill it  %*)
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Moloch on November 02, 2009, 05:05:51 PM
Granted.

You are now the owner of a plush four headed blue sheep doll which can sew itself back together any time you or anyone or anything else tears it apart.


(Still awaiting a decision on my wish.)
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Muerte on November 02, 2009, 05:10:49 PM
  Granted.  And forever more you will have no friends or visits from family because the blue wool results from a birth defect that causes the sheep to stink worse than any dead carcass, and since it cannot die it will follow you around for the remainder of your days.  You will be forced to live in isolation far from any civilization and have to raise your own food, though you will never be able to take pleasure in it as the stench corrupts even that, the remainder of your days will be spent in a never ending torment, and when you die no one will come to morn or burry you, for the after being exposed to such a stench for so long you too have come to smell more horrid than any living thing, even the mighty skunk runs from you and your horrid sheep.

  (I know Moloch beat me to the punch, but only by seconds, so I posted anyways)
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: blacksite117 on November 03, 2009, 01:28:44 PM
Far away from any civilisation you say...


BONUS  :lol:
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on November 03, 2009, 10:55:19 PM
I wish i had an in corruptible wish.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Moloch on November 04, 2009, 06:59:54 AM
Granted.

You make an incorruptible wish, and being incorruptible, it is never granted.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on November 05, 2009, 04:13:51 AM
Granted.

You make an incorruptible wish, and being incorruptible, it is never granted.

Moloch made his own wish come true. He made a paradox.

Yes you do black site.

And wow,

I wish i knew sooner that bill liked twisting dreams and wishes into towering parodies of their original intent.

Now will some one try and corrupt this one.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: oldbill4823 on November 06, 2009, 02:40:58 PM
Granted.

You have always known about this side of me Raz. You just have a fetish for pretending to remain innocent until the last minute. This in turn stems from your secret addiction and desire to being on the recieving end of things.
Pretending to be violated  gives you a perverse sense of control.
Title: Re: Corruption.
Post by: Raziel on November 07, 2009, 10:58:00 PM
............. That would be awesome if it were true.


Now that you've said it though, i can see a butt rape joke coming. The future is clear.