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Monstrous Music & Games => RPGs and Gaming => Topic started by: BiggWolf on December 14, 2009, 05:38:02 PM
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last night there was a full moon, i was roaming the streets with one of my close friends, who so happens to be a Necromancer. I was fairly hungry, the normal scraps from the local butcher wasn't going to cut it today, just as we turned the corner, i spotted the cat. I couldn't help myself :| just so happens, it was my neighbors cat.. We were both scared, but my friend, the genius that he is, thought it would be a good idea if i buried the bones and he would raise it from the dead, Bada-Bing, problem solved.. Right? No.. Bad Idea.
So, at the moment, i am looking for this cat who has ran away from my watch. ive been tracking him for days, and i have reason to believe that he is starting to practice necromancy himself, and is attempting to raise his own cat army. BE AWARE
, This is no ordinary possessed, disease ridden, anomaly.. Mr. Whiskers is my friend. Please Help A Were Out.
Any tips about the location of this cat, or any encounters with this cat and possibly his legion of cat followers are greatly appreciated.
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I am sad to hear this ='[
I'm more upset about the fact that you chose to consume a cat , which I would say is of close relation to you , but what happens , happens i guess .
Next time I would suggest sticking to rats or mice . . . there seems to be too many of them anyways %&$
As to the whereabouts of the cat , I am sad to say I have not seen or heard of any cat army or zombie cat . . .
Being a necromancer myself , I am confused at how a zombie cat is now practicing necromancing skills ? please explain . . .
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PLEASE don't eat cats! And an army of zombie cats that isn't good. I don't think I have any advice sorry.
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See, threads like this make my life longer. And when I die, I'll ask your friend the Necromancer to raise me and I'll go on laughing... Or maybe it'll be the zombie cat necromancer that seeks revegne upon the teenage werewolf that ate it? lol
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I do believe this belongs in the RPG board, not here.
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ill be blunt - is this a joke?
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I'm not sure, but I agree with Lupus this is really far out threre
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well for one thing i know the full moon was on december 2nd (or around that date) , however , since this post was written on the 14th , the events you speak of will have happened on the 13th. according to you post , the full moon was on the 13th. It was not.
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Mabye he got his calendar from last year.
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Dude he's talking about a ZOMBIE CAT NECROMANCER THAT IS ON THE WAY OF RAISING A ZOMBIE CAT ARMY... I don't think dates matter anymore lol
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i know... it was just a detail , aside from the obvious - i didnt want to insult the intelligance of members by finding flaw with the obvious.
besides , dont you think full moon dates are something a werewolf should know?
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Ya your right but who knows there are a lot of things people didn't belive that turned out to be true.
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I think a real werewolf wouldn't have a choice, Lupus, as its life is governed by the night, the moon and its manifestations. As for jesters like our friend BiggWolf here, I suppose all they are governed by are some RPG games and cheap fantasy novels..
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indeed.
funny- i recall comenting on posts which essentially said - the idiots have gone!
maybe therye dormant? or hibernating over the winter?
either way looks like we've got a stray here...
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We should return him to the pound.
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Either way, we have people to tame those fools, and since I am back, it's gonna be fun... zombie cat necromancer...
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hmm tame? is that a shred of caring Devinoir? cant we just destroy him with logic and sarcasm like all the others?
(im quite aware were doing this right now)
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I don't know what would be worse. Mabye if they raised Atill of the hun but I don't think they have money to go to China.
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Well, guys, you know what I say? For better or worse people should be free. Free to live as the will, fark as they will, learn as they will and die as they will. But when one gets into the embrace of living a dream through posting lies on a dark forum.. he should be stopped, as it's a drug that may affect me, and I don't want to see ludicrous stuff like this.
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Don't worry folks. You know the true monsters of this place are always watching, and always willing to take out the trash.
In any case, I still think this belongs in the RPG board. I'll PM a Moderator or the Guardian about moving it there.
On a side note, they'll be quite proud of all of you for not ripping this guy's throat out. So mature of you; to let them hang themselves.
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You are correct Mo
Does not belong where it was, hence I moved it to RPG
If it gets really silly or out of hand it will be locked (thread) or disappear all together
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ok, this is getting ridiculous, it seems that ive tread in a section of the forum filled with the strangest hypocrites ive ever met who; Refer themselves as God, a wolf trapped inside a man, and a guardian of the bowls of hell? wow, and you find great offense to me writing this a story. what really gets me is after reading you (hold up one second) Check?!? to see if it really happened?? "You know the true monsters of this place are always watching, and always willing to take out the trash." What honestly makes you a true monster? Dressing up in a black robe and scanning the forums all day every day?
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ok, this is getting ridiculous, it seems that ive tread in a section of the forum filled with the strangest hypocrites ive ever met who; Refer themselves as God, a wolf trapped inside a man, and a guardian of the bowls of hell? wow, and you find great offense to me writing this a story. what really gets me is after reading you (hold up one second) Check?!? to see if it really happened?? "You know the true monsters of this place are always watching, and always willing to take out the trash." What honestly makes you a true monster? Dressing up in a black robe and scanning the forums all day every day?
Thank you for proving me right; as though I needed the help. To answer your question, I will only say this: Shut up, and read what has already been written before you post again. If you don't have enough discipline to follow that simplistic advice just leave.
However, if you wish to be enlightened, follow my advice... and see where it leads you. Hell, ask around... plenty of people here will tell you what you want to know.
Oh, one more thing, I suggest you dial back on the angry posts. Those kinds of things really don't help your cause here.
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For starters
My signature below my title does not mean much to me...I made it up, and like it
Plus it can be read as a warning, I am not the one to piss off for starters, and since you are "flaming" by your comments,
Rules are here : http://www.monstrous.com/forum/index.php/topic,7090.0.html (http://www.monstrous.com/forum/index.php/topic,7090.0.html)
Ones you need to know/learn
Garbage posting: Do not deliberately make posts of little worth or that contain nonsense,
Abusive behaviour: Do not be rude, insulting, offensive, snide, obnoxious or abusive towards other members.
Role-playing: Do not use the forum or chat room to 'role-play' as a fictitious character or supernatural entity.
it seems that ive tread in a section of the forum filled with the strangest hypocrites ive ever met who; Refer themselves as God, a wolf trapped inside a man, and a guardian of the bowls of hell?
You are treading on dangerous ground
Again: Abusive behaviour: Do not be rude, insulting, offensive, snide, obnoxious or abusive towards other members.
Consider yourself warned
wow, and you find great offense to me writing this a story.
wait what!?! gah >.< how did this get moved? this is a problem that i needed an answer for, i thought it was in the right section
Why did you write / start this thread?, it is so silly and ridiculous, the only appropriate place to put it was here in Role Playing cause we do not have a forum called "Silly Ridiculous Fantasy Land"
I am locking this thread since we can not be civil and being just plain silly
If anyone has a problem with it please feel free to PM me
Nuff said :x :x