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Wat to do if a dark angel bites u

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DarkAngelPrincess
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« on: June 06, 2011, 12:29:00 PM »
A dark angel is a half vampire and half werewolf>>>>>>    when u get biten u hav a scare from the bite after u suck the poison out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>      thats y i asked the question and i do not beleave in folk stuff this is a reall question cuz im a dark angel

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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 12:32:55 PM »
Can you please leave this in the roleplay board? It does not belong here. Thanks.
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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 05:16:51 PM »
What would you name it? Lol.  Darkangel princess, Why would a vampire werewolf mix be called a dark angel? From what you said they must be poisonous, is that right?

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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 01:39:29 AM »
i am going to start a topic called "Angelus" and I shall ask "What would you do if you got bitten by an Angelus? They are half Santa Claus and half Loch Ness Monster. I know cause I am one. We have bacteria riddled mouths, akin to Kimodo Dragons."
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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2011, 09:24:39 AM »
^ LMFAO
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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2011, 01:41:17 PM »
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But donít be afraid. And donít forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2011, 01:53:11 PM »
Hahahahaha!! Holy s**t!! If you are able to catch him before he bites, you may apeal to the Santa side with cookies....or the Nessy side with fish...or fish flavored cookies...what the hell is that green thing? I like it.

I was once told a Ravinclaw was a mix of a rattle snake, a jackass and a chainsaw....I think it was an insult but it almost makes sence.

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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 05:12:24 PM »
I don't know what the green thing is, but I feel it may climb in my window and snatch my people up.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 07:22:48 PM »
^ hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 07:48:31 AM »
I was looking through some old scrolls here at my underground lab  :-D and I came across a text titled  " Wat to do if a poison werewolf vampire thing bites you" so I thought I would share..TEEHEE

First thing to do is go to a place where there are allot of people. A supermarket or big store of some sort or a buisy highway should do fine.

You have to stand on one foot, look straight up to the sky and hop while flaping your arms like a big bird.

the next part is very important.

you should chant a very old and powerful spell. start out slow then get faster and faster, you must say it at least twenty times.

the spell is    "  ME SOFA KING!  WEEE TAH DEAD !  ME SOFA KING WEEE TAH DEAD!

Then they come and give you a new white coat with funny little sleaves and you are on your way to recovery.


I just couldnt help myself :-D

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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2011, 02:06:33 PM »
My cries. This is hilarious.

DAP, I think you should try Ravin's suggestion. Since you're apparently a hybrid, I want to see what it does to  you. Video tape it, or record audio. Share it here when you're done.
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Re: DarkAngelPrincess
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2011, 02:22:50 AM »
Hahahha, Ravin, you just made this thread worth reading. AND commenting;)