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« on: September 29, 2003, 10:37:36 AM »
Forget China's astronauts. The country's most famous intergalactic traveler lives in the last house on his lane at the edge of a Siberian forest. Meng Zhaoguo's odyssey began at the Red Flag logging camp in the Manchurian province of Heilongjiang, when he saw a metallic glint thrown off nearby Mount Phoenix. Thinking a helicopter had crashed, he set out to scavenge for scrap. The 36-year-old lumberjack stood gazing at the wreck from across a valley when "Foom! Something hit me square in the forehead and knocked me out."

That collision four years ago, and what followed, has made Meng a celebrity even today among the growing number of Chinese gaga for little green men. In a country that bans "evil cults" and monitors faith in anything but the Communist Party, a belief in extraterrestrial life is one of the few fringe convictions that's been allowed to grow into an organized movement. The government-approved China UFO Research Center boasted 50,000 members and held annual conferences before splintering into competing factions three years ago. A 20-year-old Chinese bimonthly magazine about UFOs enjoys a circulation of 200,000. "We have so many visitation reports that if people don't have pictures, we won't bother investigating," says Zhang Jingping, director of the Beijing UFO Research Association.

 
 
Chinese fascination with interplanetary life isn't entirely new. Believers point to a 4th century text called the Collected Legacies, which describes a "moon boat" that floated above China every 12 years. Today's focus is on the science of UFOs—something tolerable to a Chinese Communist Party that advocates "scientific socialism." It helps that heavy hitters such as the former president of Beijing Aerospace University have long advised UFO-research organizations. The hard-science bent means it's acceptable to publish research on close-encounter stories. It's not O.K., however, to wonder if such stories result from people searching for higher meaning in the hurly-burly of a changing China by turning to God, Buddha or even E.T. "Chinese may feel a spiritual impulse that leads some to believe they've been abducted by aliens," says Richard McNally, a psychologist at Harvard University who has researched Chinese alien-abduction claims.

Few have enjoyed as remarkable a journey as Meng. Several nights after his wallop on the head, Meng says he found himself floating above his bed. As his wife and daughter slept below, a 3-m-tall, six-fingered alien with braided fur on her legs straddled his waist. After 40 minutes of levitational copulation she departed through the wall, leaving Meng with a 5-cm mark on his thigh. A month later, he says, he was transported through the wall into a spaceship. Meng asked to see the woman with the braided fur. Impossible, they said. But they gave him hope. "In 60 years, on a distant planet," they said, "the son of a Chinese peasant will be born." Meng asked if he would ever see this child. He would. The aliens did not say where.
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist.” - Charles Baudelaire (French and monstrous poet).

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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2004, 01:09:00 PM »
DUDE THAT'S WRONG I hope it didn't really happen.
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2005, 10:05:59 AM »
and i suppose you should see http://aliens.monstrous.com/love_the_alien.htm it tells u ur theory

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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2005, 10:07:10 AM »
*pushes alien off cliff,claws out*Aaaaahhhhhh...it screams

well it fell...not comical...HAHAHAAHA!

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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2005, 10:09:25 AM »
and i suppose you should see http://aliens.monstrous.com/love_the_alien.htm it tells u ur theory

*pushes alien off cliff,claws out*Aaaaahhhhhh...it screams

well it fell...not comical...HAHAHAAHA!

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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2005, 02:14:03 PM »
a alien with braided hair on its legs,strange...very strang, but i would like to be the parent of a hybrid child i guess, sorty ,kinda ,maby,(i still think that would be weird though to wake up mid air having a uknown thing humping me!)

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2005, 07:23:51 AM »
maybe because it had braided hair it may be a disfigured roman createn fighter!

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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2005, 07:57:52 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2005, 01:04:19 AM »
:roll:
Like in the days of Noah....It shall come to pass, on a Fiery-day...

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Re: Alien Sex Friend
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 07:44:11 PM »
Dude, how could you have sex with something like that?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: Alien Sex Friend
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2007, 01:14:40 PM »
if a alien banged me i would get my guitar and bash it in the head and say lolz

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Re: Alien Sex Friend
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2007, 08:40:26 PM »
Interesting story, Loki. I wish it were easier to get more information about UFO's from other countries, especially those which aren't friendly towards the US.  I think a lot could be learned if information were shared more.

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Re: Alien Sex Friend
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2008, 09:50:26 AM »
they're right thats.....Ewwwwwwwww...ok now if it were a vaintine, tolka, aqua, shintz, antlantean, or a kwator then maybe

but somthing like that(3ft and all that)......EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Alien Sex Friend
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2008, 05:55:11 PM »
You are being silly, the thing was three METERS TALL. that means it was  feet! YAO MNGS MOM! hahahahaha...... ahem.


Have you ever thought of the possibility that we might be monkey/alien hybrids?



anyway, me makin sweet love to a tall hot alien with bulit in braided natural fur booties? why not? if the have the twin mammaries  on top.. *evil snicker*


I wonder........ :-D




Note: this post was in no way intended to offend anyone...... but it will, so sorry in advance.  <:smurf



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Re: Alien Sex Friend
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2008, 07:00:07 PM »
You are being silly, the thing was three METERS TALL. that means it was  feet! YAO MNGS MOM! hahahahaha...... ahem.


Have you ever thought of the possibility that we might be monkey/alien hybrids?



anyway, me makin sweet love to a tall hot alien with bulit in braided natural fur booties? why not? if the have the twin mammaries  on top.. *evil snicker*


I wonder........ :-D




Note: this post was in no way intended to offend anyone...... but it will, so sorry in advance.  <:smurf





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