I wasnt abducted.... people get hold of yourself... and think. Who would dare to abduct me? And what kind of alien it would be to take such risk of being down talked by me? If they came all the way down here, they wold know better. I would simply explain to them that there is no waaay they are going to do anything to me, cause I have a horde of monstrous people waiting down to pull their loins out. And I dont think anybody would really want that. And if I told them that they will suffer the pain of Petling spam, they would handbrake the machine and buzz off to wherever they came from...
Bander, researching abductions has always been a slippery one. It is proved that some "memories" are false, imprinted by media or whatever. Not that I dont believe in that, I had my share of ET visits, and I dare to say I hope I wont be visited like the last time. Which wasnt last week, but couple of years ago. And to prove it, I have markings and something over my bellybutton...