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Regina Terra

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Your Momma!!!
« on: October 08, 2008, 05:51:04 PM »
Hello & welcome, freaks & monsters. This is a new & interesting show called, "Your Momma!!!"

I, Regina Terra as the mod for this board, shall be your referee for this season. All of you ladies & not so gentlemen *winks at a blood covered werewolf in the audience* can come on up on to the stage & try to out do the previous contender!!!

The rules are simple, try to out do the last person to give a You Momma joke. Keep it clean & PG 13. No direct insult to any of the other participants. & no repeating any specific jokes, elaborations are allowed as long as it is not just a re-wording of something else.

Now, to get it started!!! Your Momma is sooo fat, she bought a green dress, & all the Japanese tourists ran screaming, "Gozira!!!"
« Last Edit: November 16, 2008, 10:53:29 AM by Regina Terra »
Gabriel, "Don't kill yourself for it would crush my angelic heart. I love you for who you are and I'm glad I met you. :]"

"I'm going to break him, and there will be blood."

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2008, 11:55:58 PM »
please regina.....you don't even have a mom....
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 07:25:33 AM »
Lol, yes I do!!! Now come have fun with these silly jokes.
Gabriel, "Don't kill yourself for it would crush my angelic heart. I love you for who you are and I'm glad I met you. :]"

"I'm going to break him, and there will be blood."

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 12:32:15 AM »
no thanks. this isn't for me...
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 12:27:16 AM »
your mommas so fat she wore a red dress and made the sun jealous
the wind that chills the night, the fire's golden light
the oceans call to you, the earthen fated tune,
I am the ivy binding tight i hold the spells all through the night, i am
nightshade's fated swoon of deaths kiss and witches broom

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 10:20:36 AM »
Any other takers? No? Alright, Your Momma is sooo fat, when she its around the house, she sits AROUND the house. *<:)
Gabriel, "Don't kill yourself for it would crush my angelic heart. I love you for who you are and I'm glad I met you. :]"

"I'm going to break him, and there will be blood."

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 09:44:29 PM »
your momma's so fat that SHE BECAME THE HOUSE HERSELF!!!! (damn i suck at this)
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2008, 07:51:51 AM »
No takers? Very well, you're Momma is sooo stupid, she thought her Cheerios were trying to talk to her "Oooooooo" *<:)
Gabriel, "Don't kill yourself for it would crush my angelic heart. I love you for who you are and I'm glad I met you. :]"

"I'm going to break him, and there will be blood."

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 09:43:32 PM »
...The monster in the cage
       Is coming for you...
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2008, 01:04:17 AM »
What the?  *<:)

Lemme try!


Yo momma's so old. she knew Ben Franklin back when he was just a penny.
(nerfed myself)
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But don’t be afraid. And don’t forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2008, 04:29:20 AM »
Haha ok your mom is sooo fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2008, 04:53:44 AM »
I'm in!

Your momma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2008, 07:12:57 AM »
Your mom is sooo fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2008, 07:56:47 AM »
Well, now it's time to show you kiddies how it's done.

"Your momma's so fat... her high school picture is an aerial shot!"

"Your momma's so fat... her tampons come out with Crisco on them!"

"Your momma's so dirty... even bedbugs won't bite her!"
« Last Edit: November 16, 2008, 08:02:15 AM by Moloch »

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2008, 08:32:01 AM »
Your momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says "ok"

Your momma's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your momma's so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets