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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2008, 09:17:50 AM »
Your momma's so smelly, a dog thought she was poo & tried to eat her. *<:)
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2008, 10:11:06 AM »
I used to have a dog that did that. No matter what we did, she wouldn't stop! Gross!


Your momma's so fat she has three shirt sizes: jumbo, humongous and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARD US"!

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2008, 10:14:49 AM »
your momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
the wind that chills the night, the fire's golden light
the oceans call to you, the earthen fated tune,
I am the ivy binding tight i hold the spells all through the night, i am
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2008, 10:52:42 AM »
Your momma sooo stupid, she when someone said "duck!!!" she asked, "Is it cooked?"
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2008, 12:30:40 PM »
your moms sooo stupid she went to the superbowl with spoons


your mom is sooo stupid she got locked in publix and she starved.
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2008, 01:14:19 PM »
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2008, 01:25:20 PM »
Your mom is so poor I steped in her front door and fell out the back window.
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2008, 01:29:28 PM »
Your momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2008, 02:23:11 PM »
Now then, at least some of you are seeing how it should be done. Though in my opinion, aside from mine, the only other person with Grade 'A' material is Kadesh, and she only posted once.

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2008, 02:51:34 PM »
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space

Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio

Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!

Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please

Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.

Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target

Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.

Most of those I got from Lili.
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2008, 03:48:15 PM »
Now then, at least some of you are seeing how it should be done. Though in my opinion, aside from mine, the only other person with Grade 'A' material is Kadesh, and she only posted once.

Does anyone else here want to start a "yo moloch" thread?
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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2008, 04:39:42 PM »
I only have one request if you do - DO IT RIGHT! Don't make half-assed comments, make them awesomely beautiful in cruelty, and crushingly creative.

If you can't bring an A - game, then don't come at me at all.

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2008, 09:37:43 AM »
Your momma is sooo fat that when she jumped in the ocean to go swimming, all the whales sprang up & started singing, "We are family..."
Gabriel, "Don't kill yourself for it would crush my angelic heart. I love you for who you are and I'm glad I met you. :]"

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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2008, 12:45:13 PM »
Yo Moloch so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around his ankle, they put it around his neck :wink:


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Re: Your Momma!!!
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2008, 01:41:19 PM »
Ok here is one Lili made up even though she thinks moloch is cool.

ok
Moloch is sooooo ugly he looked in the Mirror and the reflection ducked.

He got in the tub and the water jumped out...

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