Now then, at least some of you are seeing how it should be done. Though in my opinion, aside from mine, the only other person with Grade 'A' material is Kadesh, and she only posted once.

Hows this MoMo


Your Momma is soooo  fat


She makes Orca look like a Tic Tac

Ok here is one Lili made up even though she thinks moloch is cool.

ok
Moloch is sooooo ugly he looked in the Mirror and the reflection ducked.

He got in the tub and the water jumped out...

damn these are good ones. i know. let's just mock moloch instead. it's only once in a while that we get to insult a god

[Regina Terra]

NO, that is against the rules.

[TheTerror]

What to mock a god...no its not.

[Regina Terra]

No, that is insulting, & we don't insult other members.

Since Moloch agreed, you can make Your Momma jokes about him, but openly insulting other members is not allowed.

[Moloch]

Yes, I agree to allow the little ones to mock me... so long as they remember that I am a vengeful God... and my retaliation, while not necessarily swift, will be brutal. 

[TheTerror]

Again....*sticks his tongue at the so called god*

[Moloch]

*Changes the Terror's tongue into a slimy maggot.* There, now you can really wiggle it at me, can't you.

[TheTerror]

Hahaha. MMMMM taste good.

[Moloch]

And now that you've eaten your own tongue... you can't talk. Now sit down, shut up, and learn how to do these things with class, pugnaciousness, and a whole lot of horror.

[TheTerror]

HAhaha. Go ahead and make one up.

Oh no! The big bad man is threatening us! Whatever shall we do?

Wait! I have an idea! How's about we continue annoying him until that bulgey little vein in his forehead pops?
 

[TheTerror]

Hahahaha. Nah let him say a yo momma joke.

[Moloch]

Your Momma is like a Twinkie; she's been filled up with too much cream.

[TheTerror]

Heared it.


Lili's walmart one is better.