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Raziel
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2009, 12:46:38 PM »
They are really hard to make but they feel like the real thing. you really wanna know how to get one?
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 12:34:48 AM »
Yep. As long as the price is not my soul.
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 04:18:35 AM »
ok first you get a line of large intestine....... :wink:
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2009, 07:32:14 AM »
Should we swap to PM?
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 12:29:12 PM »
No. its just a matter of cleaning out a large intestine like you would when making sausages, and reinforcing painted on runes and sigils of pleasure and heat along with whatever you might wanna put there.


yes i know this is bull crap, but such is life when cleaning intestines.

There ya go. magic fishing rod.
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 01:03:51 AM »
Hey, I asked for a condom!
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 09:05:20 AM »
Ehh..i've got some, but I don't share those
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 09:10:13 AM »
Fine. magic anti-pregnancy device. whatever
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 10:35:56 AM »
So, how much do I owe you?
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 10:52:23 AM »
How bout one o yer ex'es?
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2009, 10:55:27 AM »
No problemo, bro.
I'm just coming to US, when I dump someone there, I'll give you a call.
Unless you wanna come to Armenia, that is.
I could send you a couple of em, but that's called trafficking.
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2009, 10:56:37 AM »
How much is it to mail a person?
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2009, 11:02:13 AM »
Depends on the sizes.
If it's 90-60-90, it's free, but the mail arrives in a slightly.. battered condition.
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2009, 11:03:32 AM »
Ok..so a helmet & bulletproof vest are good investments
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Re: thou must be punished!!
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2009, 11:05:06 AM »
No, Dave-o, with girls you use condoms, not bulletproof vests for Christine's sake!!!
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