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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 03:22:48 PM »
she says "Hey dumbass! We gota stop these ape minions!" and Batman says.....
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2009, 08:51:55 PM »
"Screw that, sugar-t*ts, lets copulate!!!" and five brief-minutes later...
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 09:26:50 PM »
Batman and the disapointed blonde head to the streets where they find....
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 09:40:19 PM »
Batman says "Well s**t!! were gona nead some help, who are we gona call" and the blonde says........
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2009, 07:14:19 AM »
Batman watches her leave with a gaping mouth, and turns back to the town. Batman says "well that blows!", and scratches at his crotch, "Damn, that lady gave me crabs!" 
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2009, 07:19:19 AM »
By some demonic will Batman decides to change his name to Kakapoopoo.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2009, 07:26:12 AM »
(wth) The minions erect some burnt cars into an idol they start worshipping.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2009, 07:29:16 AM »
The idol suddenly comes to life and starts to devour and destroy everything around itself.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2009, 07:48:25 AM »
The minions keep worshipping as they are devoured.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2009, 07:49:59 AM »
Kakapoopoo is forced to watch, as he is aware that there is nothing to watch tonight on the tube!!
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2009, 07:54:43 AM »
As he watches, he suddenly becomes hungry.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2009, 07:56:17 AM »
and he realizes that the idol is made from edible monkey testicles.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2009, 08:01:18 AM »
He grabs a fork and knife, and starts running after the idol.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2009, 08:09:53 AM »
The idol is terrified and starts to to run away, screaming and shrieking like a little monkey girl-idol.
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Re: 1 line game
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2009, 10:48:57 AM »
Kakapoopoo follows screaming "Stop ya big bastard!! Im hongry!" then he runs out into an intersection and gets hit by a truck.
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