Due to the propensity of some members for handing out mind-rapes, i wondered if we could do so in a controlled environment.
I found this game and decided that it would be fun to see what happens.


Rules:
Someone makes a wish, and the next poster corrupts it however they please.
You may not deny a wish without a good reason.
Simple.

EX:
POster 1: I wish for a pony.

Poster 2: Granted, But it soon dies and you are left with nothing but happy memories, an empty saddle, and the huge pile of crap it left in your room.

And so on.......


I wish for world peace.

[Muerte]

  Granted.  Moloch is given propietyship over earth and allowed to conduct all aspects of life as he see's fit.  One being that he chains you to a chair and allows the resurected members of the Villiage people to have their way with you, enjoy your new peace on Earth.   

  I wish all ummmmmmmmm..........I wish I knew what to wish for.   

Granted.

You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.

[Muerte]

Granted.

You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Moloch]

Ok, being the being that I am; I've spent all this time trying to think of a wish that is either intrinsically incorruptible, or that is structured in such a way that even the corruption would still give me what I want so that either way - I win.

So, here it is:

I wish for Paradox.

We are still deciding wether to grant this.
Eventually we will reach a decision, but it is more complicated than you realise.
So for now you'll just have to wait.




(I have to thank shoulder shrugging French administration for this concept. )

Damn. I wish for a workable  maxwell's demon.

Taken from FUTURE WIKI

In the year 2050 the laws of thermodynamics became  the most recognised and widely practised religion on earth.  Its followers were renowned for being the most extreme in their views and behaviours.

At around this time RAZIEL a philipino soft porn game designer released a virtual online world based on Medieval superstitious belief and  late 20th century catholic sex fantasies.
This single piece of software has been since identified as THE corrupting origin for following generations of hedonistic superstitious humans who reverted back to beliefs of magic, sex cults, and dolphin worship.

Thermodynamicist followers  refer to Raziel as the  man who ended rationalism, the 'Philipino assassin of physics', or 'phlad the impaler' for short.  These scientific cult followers issued many legal challenges to ban the spread of this software but most courtcases ended up in orgiastic gatherings based on demon summoning and guilt over climate change.

Hisorians have since come to recognize Raziel as the living incarnation of Maxwells demon. The first reported texts of this entity in 20th century journals are now viewed as prophesised channellings for his imminent incarnation on earth.

 I wish love peace and happiness to manifest in the life of the person who goes next in this thread.

You are  now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day.
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
______________________________________________

Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.

Next.

[Muerte]

You are  now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day.
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
______________________________________________

Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.

Next.

  (So would that mean you are still going unappreciated and unnoticed, as the wish was granted unto you?  Seems you can't win for loosing can you Raziel?) 

................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.

[Muerte]

................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.

  Did someone hear something??  Hmmmmm, must have been the wind.

[Strife]

I wish for more wishes 

Granted.

However none of them will EVER come to anything.