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Corruption.
« on: October 22, 2009, 12:17:29 PM »
Due to the propensity of some members for handing out mind-rapes, i wondered if we could do so in a controlled environment.
I found this game and decided that it would be fun to see what happens.


Rules:
Someone makes a wish, and the next poster corrupts it however they please.
You may not deny a wish without a good reason.
Simple.

EX:
POster 1: I wish for a pony.

Poster 2: Granted, But it soon dies and you are left with nothing but happy memories, an empty saddle, and the huge pile of crap it left in your room.

And so on.......


I wish for world peace.
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But donít be afraid. And donít forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 03:06:47 PM »
  Granted.  Moloch is given propietyship over earth and allowed to conduct all aspects of life as he see's fit.  One being that he chains you to a chair and allows the resurected members of the Villiage people to have their way with you, enjoy your new peace on Earth.   *<:)

  I wish all ummmmmmmmm..........I wish I knew what to wish for.   :evil:
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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 09:54:48 AM »
Granted.

You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But donít be afraid. And donít forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 02:52:42 PM »
Granted.

You would wish for a volcano, but since you have made this wish, you cannot have a volcano.

   :cry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 11:16:42 AM »
Ok, being the being that I am; I've spent all this time trying to think of a wish that is either intrinsically incorruptible, or that is structured in such a way that even the corruption would still give me what I want so that either way - I win.

So, here it is:

I wish for Paradox.

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2009, 02:07:46 AM »
We are still deciding wether to grant this.
Eventually we will reach a decision, but it is more complicated than you realise.
So for now you'll just have to wait.




(I have to thank shoulder shrugging French administration for this concept. )
« Last Edit: October 31, 2009, 02:37:18 AM by oldbill4823 »

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2009, 11:29:56 PM »
Damn. I wish for a workable  maxwell's demon.
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But donít be afraid. And donít forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2009, 03:11:26 AM »
Taken from FUTURE WIKI

In the year 2050 the laws of thermodynamics became  the most recognised and widely practised religion on earth.  Its followers were renowned for being the most extreme in their views and behaviours.

At around this time RAZIEL a philipino soft porn game designer released a virtual online world based on Medieval superstitious belief and  late 20th century catholic sex fantasies.
This single piece of software has been since identified as THE corrupting origin for following generations of hedonistic superstitious humans who reverted back to beliefs of magic, sex cults, and dolphin worship.

Thermodynamicist followers  refer to Raziel as the  man who ended rationalism, the 'Philipino assassin of physics', or 'phlad the impaler' for short.  These scientific cult followers issued many legal challenges to ban the spread of this software but most courtcases ended up in orgiastic gatherings based on demon summoning and guilt over climate change.

Hisorians have since come to recognize Raziel as the living incarnation of Maxwells demon. The first reported texts of this entity in 20th century journals are now viewed as prophesised channellings for his imminent incarnation on earth.



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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2009, 04:27:56 AM »
 I wish love peace and happiness to manifest in the life of the person who goes next in this thread.

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2009, 09:24:10 AM »
You are  now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day. <:smurf
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
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Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.

Next.
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But donít be afraid. And donít forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2009, 11:41:19 AM »
You are  now my least favorite person on earth. Have a nice day. <:smurf
(Phlad the impaler???!!!!!!)
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Granted. But Love and peace manifest themselves normally anyway and so are unappreciated and unnoticed.

Next.


  (So would that mean you are still going unappreciated and unnoticed, as the wish was granted unto you?  Seems you can't win for loosing can you Raziel?) 
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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2009, 11:41:00 PM »
................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But donít be afraid. And donít forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2009, 07:54:54 AM »
................ I dare you to ignore a name like "phlad" I dare you.

  Did someone hear something??  Hmmmmm, must have been the wind.
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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 09:27:29 AM »
I wish for more wishes  :wink:

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Re: Corruption.
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2009, 09:56:55 AM »
Granted.

However none of them will EVER come to anything.