[blacksite117]

i wish for a rock to become my friend

Granted.

One rock, not of your choosing, will become your best friend.
No other livng thing will ever mean as much to you for the rest of your life.

[blacksite117]

yay i have a friend...

do i get another wish?

Yes you do black site.

And wow,

I wish i knew sooner that bill liked twisting dreams and wishes into towering parodies of their original intent.

[blacksite117]

was that a yes for another wish or an agreement? 

[Muerte]

  Both

[blacksite117]

In that case...

I wish for a 4 headed blue sheep which can resurect itself evrytime i kill it 

[Moloch]

Granted.

You are now the owner of a plush four headed blue sheep doll which can sew itself back together any time you or anyone or anything else tears it apart.


(Still awaiting a decision on my wish.)

[Muerte]

  Granted.  And forever more you will have no friends or visits from family because the blue wool results from a birth defect that causes the sheep to stink worse than any dead carcass, and since it cannot die it will follow you around for the remainder of your days.  You will be forced to live in isolation far from any civilization and have to raise your own food, though you will never be able to take pleasure in it as the stench corrupts even that, the remainder of your days will be spent in a never ending torment, and when you die no one will come to morn or burry you, for the after being exposed to such a stench for so long you too have come to smell more horrid than any living thing, even the mighty skunk runs from you and your horrid sheep.

  (I know Moloch beat me to the punch, but only by seconds, so I posted anyways)

[blacksite117]

Far away from any civilisation you say...


BONUS 

I wish i had an in corruptible wish.

[Moloch]

Granted.

You make an incorruptible wish, and being incorruptible, it is never granted.

Granted.

You make an incorruptible wish, and being incorruptible, it is never granted.

Moloch made his own wish come true. He made a paradox.

Yes you do black site.

And wow,

I wish i knew sooner that bill liked twisting dreams and wishes into towering parodies of their original intent.

Now will some one try and corrupt this one.

Granted.

You have always known about this side of me Raz. You just have a fetish for pretending to remain innocent until the last minute. This in turn stems from your secret addiction and desire to being on the recieving end of things.
Pretending to be violated  gives you a perverse sense of control.

............. That would be awesome if it were true.


Now that you've said it though, i can see a butt rape joke coming. The future is clear.