[BiggWolf]

last night there was a full moon, i was roaming the streets with one of my close friends, who so happens to be a Necromancer. I was fairly hungry, the normal scraps from the local butcher wasn't going to cut it today, just as we turned the corner, i spotted the cat. I couldn't help myself    just so happens, it was my neighbors cat..  We were both scared, but my friend, the genius that he is, thought it would be a good idea if i buried the bones and he would raise it from the dead, Bada-Bing, problem solved.. Right? No.. Bad Idea.

So, at the moment, i am looking for this cat who has ran away from my watch. ive been tracking him for days, and i have reason to believe that he is starting to practice necromancy himself, and is attempting to raise his own cat army. BE AWARE, This is no ordinary possessed, disease ridden, anomaly.. Mr. Whiskers is my friend. Please Help A Were Out.

Any tips about the location of this cat, or any encounters with this cat and possibly his legion of cat followers are greatly appreciated.

I am sad to hear this ='[
I'm more upset about the fact that you chose to consume a cat , which I would say is of close relation to you , but what happens , happens i guess .
Next time I would suggest sticking to rats or mice . . . there seems to be too many of them anyways 

As to the whereabouts of the cat , I am sad to say I have not seen or heard of any cat army or zombie cat . . .
Being a necromancer myself , I am confused at how a zombie cat is now practicing necromancing skills ? please explain . . .

 

PLEASE don't eat cats! And an army of zombie cats that isn't good. I don't think I have any advice sorry.

[Devinoir]

See, threads like this make my life longer. And when I die, I'll ask your friend the Necromancer to raise me and I'll go on laughing... Or maybe it'll be the zombie cat necromancer that seeks revegne upon the teenage werewolf that ate it? lol

[Moloch]

I do believe this belongs in the RPG board, not here.

ill be blunt - is this a joke?

I'm not sure, but I agree with Lupus this is really far out threre

well for one thing i know the full moon was on december 2nd (or around that date) , however , since this post was written on the 14th , the events you speak of will have happened on the 13th. according to you post , the full moon was on the 13th. It was not.

Mabye he got his calendar from last year.

[Devinoir]

Dude he's talking about a ZOMBIE CAT NECROMANCER THAT IS ON THE WAY OF RAISING A ZOMBIE CAT ARMY... I don't think dates matter anymore lol

i know... it was just a detail , aside from the obvious - i didnt want to insult the intelligance of members by finding flaw with the obvious.
besides , dont you think full moon dates are something a werewolf should know?

Ya your right but who knows there are a lot of things people didn't belive that turned out to be true.

[Devinoir]

I think a real werewolf wouldn't have a choice, Lupus, as its life is governed by the night, the moon and its manifestations. As for jesters like our friend BiggWolf here, I suppose all they are governed by are some RPG games and cheap fantasy novels..

indeed.

funny- i recall comenting on posts which essentially said - the idiots have gone!
maybe therye dormant? or hibernating over the winter?
either way looks like we've got a stray here...

We should return him to the pound.