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CryptoZoo => Sightings! => Topic started by: Mr. Kreepy on January 14, 2009, 02:29:36 AM
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Taken from Cryptomundo (http://www.cryptomundo.com/)
"A sensational incident took place in the Chegemsky Gorge of the Northern Caucasus. Researchers found evidence to prove the existence of Bigfoot in the area. Local residents say that Yeti females – people refer to these weird creatures as the Almasty – come into contact with humans and even attempted to have a sexual intercourse with local men."
Full article here (http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/hairy-pravda/)
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You know, I'm a man who can see beauty where others see ugliness, but...But there's a limit to that. Even the Kreep himself wouldn't try and make it with a creepy, furry ape-thing. ICK. UGH. BLECH.
Excuse me for a moment, I need to go gouge out my mind's eye. yuck.
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Ok but what if you'd had a few whiskies, there was soft lighting, you could just see a touch of her suspenders, and sade was playing on the cd player.
Bet you would then.
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ok now...Sade?
much more like the wonders of Barry White...
But in seriousness, it is great to know
that there are standards
in the World of The Kreep...
xxooxx
B
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I have to tell you OB, I don't think Kreepy is so nuts. We all know he is kinda of crazy (like all of us) and that he likes mutants and mad science. But I don't think he would do it. Not even for research.
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Ok but what if you'd had a few whiskies, there was soft lighting, you could just see a touch of her suspenders, and sade was playing on the cd player.
Bet you would then.
You rotten old rascal. :laugh:
I doubt even with the sleek, sensual music of Sade and a few notches above the legal limit of whiskey in my system would I go for an ape woman. :laugh:
But in seriousness, it is great to know
that there are standards
in the World of The Kreep...
So it surprises you that I have standards?
GEE THANKS, BRIDIGID. :x
I have to tell you OB, I don't think Kreepy is so nuts. We all know he is kinda of crazy (like all of us) and that he likes mutants and mad science. But I don't think he would do it. Not even for research.
Calm thyself, Rainbow. As much as I appreciate the support OB was only joking. 'Twas a cruel joke, but it's what I deserve for dishing that sort of thing out all the time anyway. :laugh:
But I must say...You mention the research potential of doing the nasty with a furry half-simian beast, and that got me thinking. Would I really turn down that opportunity for information? I know I'd do an alien, and maybe even a lizard-woman, but an ape? I don't know...?
Anyway.... :focus:
I wonder what sort of purpose it would serve for those creatures to seek a partner outside of their species. That seems pretty unusual to me.
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I wonder what sort of purpose it would serve for those creatures to seek a partner outside of their species. That seems pretty unusual to me.
Their male partners were lazy bastards that wouldn't take them out on romantic dates and give them chocolate, that's why :-P
Well, from what I understand from my high school Ecology and Life class, the females typically look for a mate that has the traits they wish to pass on to their offspring. So, what may have happened maybe they picked up on pheremones and whatnot, saw in the human males what they wanted in their own babies, and tried to interbreed.
That's all high school stuff, though. They could have been desperate :|
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But I must say...You mention the research potential of doing the nasty with a furry half-simian beast, and that got me thinking. Would I really turn down that opportunity for information? I know I'd do an alien, and maybe even a lizard-woman, but an ape? I don't know...?
Would you really do it??? :?
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No. *<:)
You were right. Even if there was massive research potential, that's too Kreepy even for me. :laugh:
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:wink: That's more like it. You had me worried for a minute there. LOL, :-D
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:wink: That's more like it. You had me worried for a minute there. LOL, :-D
Good. I like to keep you people on your toes. :evil:
Their male partners were lazy bastards that wouldn't take them out on romantic dates and give them chocolate, that's why :-P
Well, from what I understand from my high school Ecology and Life class, the females typically look for a mate that has the traits they wish to pass on to their offspring. So, what may have happened maybe they picked up on pheremones and whatnot, saw in the human males what they wanted in their own babies, and tried to interbreed.
That's all high school stuff, though. They could have been desperate :|
That actually makes sense. It's odd that an animal might seek out advantageous traits in a human, though. Of course, if we work on the assumption that these creatures might be semi-sentient or even fully sentient and possibly even genetically compatible with humans, that sort of thinking might actually be possible and make sense.
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I'd volunteer. With or without beer goggles just to mess with ya :-D
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Im sure that when they put that nasty hairy ape-woman in front of you, you will regret you ever volunteer.
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I'd volunteer. With or without beer goggles just to mess with ya :-D
That doesn't surprise me in the least, Razzlefrazzle.
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Sooo... What would happen if someone knocked up BigFoot.
The fabled missing link?
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Sooo... What would happen if someone knocked up BigFoot.
The fabled missing link?
I would be terrified to see the children. *<:)
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Perhapse the possibility in the need to mate with humans lies with the fact that they are too inbred at this point. Lets face it, there can't be that many of the poor bastards, and if forced to continue constant inbreeding, then natural instinct would more than like drive them to find a purer sorce of DNA inorder for their species to survuive. These creatures are not stupid, just a little wild and really smelly. They have to be smart, because us perfect humans haven't caught them...yet. Nature will find a way, and thats all there is to it here. As for the smell vs coupulation? two words Kreepy. Nose plugs, then your good. Enjoy the ride....teehee. :spy:
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This sounds more like rape than willingly sex. *<:)
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You had to know the Kreep, Orlock. You can't rape the willing, and Kreepy was always willing.
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You had to know the Kreep, Orlock. You can't rape the willing, and Kreepy was always willing.
Now everything makes sense. *<:)
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maybe he was desperate? Otherwise if he wasn't willing then he was raped.
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Lets just say he was willingly raped.
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well, if your into hairy women brother, go right ahead, personally i would suggest nose plugs, a paper bag and body wax.
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wow very disturbing ... now i'm gonna have disturbing nightmares *<:) and not of the typical death and blood XD XD
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and not of the typical death and blood XD XD
Sounds awesome! *<:)
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lol kinda yea and kinda no because the dreams are VERY realistic its scary XD.
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Which would you rather have; the kind of dreams a being like me has, or the ones you have?
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well it depends, what kinda dreams do u have ?
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I have the kinds of dreams that terrify serial killers and nuns/priests alike.
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...... the type that they are the prey and not the predator?
Alright, cool..... does this mean you are a masochist?
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I have the kinds of dreams that terrify serial killers and nuns/priests alike.
I'll have to go with Moloch's dreams. I haven't had a nightmare in a long time. *<:)
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...... the type that they are the prey and not the predator?
Alright, cool..... does this mean you are a masochist?
Among other things... and no, I'm a sadist.
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lol then i'd try your dreams, they seem more fun XD
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lol then i'd try your dreams, they seem more fun XD
NO! I am not trying to help you find your center only to have you whirl further into Chaos. The last thing any rational person would want to do is to even consider trying on Molochs shoes. Little one you are not ready for that yet. As the saying goes "Learn to walk before you try to run".
Mo, please do not accept her into your mind just yet, I would hate to see the effort I am going to put into helping her go into complete and utter shambles. I somewhat know your mind......she is in no way near ready for that.
P.S. How are your sessions comming along?
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lol then i'd try your dreams, they seem more fun XD
NO! I am not trying to help you find your center only to have you whirl further into Chaos. The last thing any rational person would want to do is to even consider trying on Molochs shoes. Little one you are not ready for that yet. As the saying goes "Learn to walk before you try to run".
Mo, please do not accept her into your mind just yet, I would hate to see the effort I am going to put into helping her go into complete and utter shambles. I somewhat know your mind......she is in no way near ready for that.
P.S. How are your sessions comming along?
Is anyone really ever ready to take on a mind like mine?
I thought not.
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I had stopped myself from making this comment about ten times now. But I am now ready to see the consequences of my actions.
My dreams are pretty horrible, I think even the strongest mind would cringe a little. They are horrible in ways that are not expected. Blood and gore is just to satisfying to be scary. I wake up many times in the night not remembering what I dreamed. My mind represses a lot of it. What my mind does let through its filter is scary enough.
I can't really describe them here due to sexual content, cursing, animal abuse, human rights violations, blood and violence. Not children under the age of 37. :lol:
Before I worry about taking on someone else's mind I need to take on my own.
The point is I have scary dreams (if I think mine are scary then imagine Moloch's), take on your own mind before trying to take on someone else's. Don't invite things you do not need into your life. What you are asking qualifies, some people have dreams that are not fun. They are scary and if not repressed cause serious psychological harm. (that was also a joke)
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I'll put it this way... I turn my dreams and fantasies into horror fiction. At one time, I used to post it on here. These stories very nearly got Monstrous pulled off the web. Even Muerte's son wanted his mommy after reading one of them.
I hope this answers your question a bit more succinctly, CM.
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XD XD ok ok i can handle chaos and with my dreams... their the worst and horrible XD i mean too vivid. i remember once when i was 10 i had a dream that a guy was skinning my dog in front of me... i could hear my pup just whimpering the loudest from all the pain and the blood just pouring out.... in the dream it was horrible but i think i kinda liked it too what was going on XD. and my mind is twisted as hell.. as in my close friends flinch and shiver at the thought of taking a glimpse at my mind because of my twisted thoughts XD
NO! I am not trying to help you find your center only to have you whirl further into Chaos
P.S. How are your sessions comming along?
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i've tried but the thing is that i can't really find my center... too messy and don't have enough focus to go deep within XD
so i've given up on that and if anything goes wrong oh well i'm screwed and can take on what tries to hurt or kill me- and if that leaves scars again oh well i'll just get over it and see how i can live with it. and plus just block out those who i feel like would cause me harm some way.
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XD XD ok ok i can handle chaos and with my dreams... their the worst and horrible XD i mean too vivid. i remember once when i was 10 i had a dream that a guy was skinning my dog in front of me... i could hear my pup just whimpering the loudest from all the pain and the blood just pouring out.... in the dream it was horrible but i think i kinda liked it too what was going on XD. and my mind is twisted as hell.. as in my close friends flinch and shiver at the thought of taking a glimpse at my mind because of my twisted thoughts XD
NO! I am not trying to help you find your center only to have you whirl further into Chaos
P.S. How are your sessions comming along?
i've tried but the thing is that i can't really find my center... too messy and don't have enough focus to go deep within XD
so i've given up on that and if anything goes wrong oh well i'm screwed and can take on what tries to hurt or kill me- and if that leaves scars again oh well i'll just get over it and see how i can live with it. and plus just block out those who i feel like would cause me harm some way.
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Those who perceiver in the face of adversity often are able to open the door to self control. This means Rome wasn't built in a day and it could take a long while to achieve your goals, don't give up because the road becomes difficult. Scars are all well and good dear, I myself have a few, but the way we get those scars are our choice. I prefer to receive mine though focus and determination, not accident. Think on it please and then tell me what you think?
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CM - If only my dreams were so tame. A normal dream for me still makes yours look like candy canes and cotton candy. No, I cannot post them here, and no, you are not even nearly old enough to know them.
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CM - If only my dreams were so tame. A normal dream for me still makes yours look like candy canes and cotton candy. you are not even nearly old enough to know them.
<^> now that just makes your dreams sound more interesting :evil:
and saying stuff like this makes me even more curious XD XD :( but im a big girl now :cry: *<:)
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CM - If only my dreams were so tame. A normal dream for me still makes yours look like candy canes and cotton candy. you are not even nearly old enough to know them.
<^> now that just makes your dreams sound more interesting :evil:
and saying stuff like this makes me even more curious XD XD :( but im a big girl now :cry: *<:)
You're only eighteen; ask again in a few years....
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Stop dangling the proverbial steak infront of her. Its a sure fire way to get her to dislike you.
Also i would advise that you just give her a sample. Whether she wants out or wants more, she won't be able to say that you didn't give her any. :focus:
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Stop dangling the proverbial steak infront of her. Its a sure fire way to get her to dislike you.
Also i would advise that you just give her a sample. Whether she wants out or wants more, she won't be able to say that you didn't give her any. :focus:
When did I ever try to make anyone like me? I am what I am. If she doesn't like it, oh well. And also, it's not my rule... this came down from On High. Like you, I must respect His wishes.
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Stop dangling the proverbial steak infront of her. Its a sure fire way to get her to dislike you.
i have no reason or would ever have a reason to dislike moloch XD i respect him too much XD and he isn't the type to give a damn whether hes liked or not *<:)
:-o just because i turned 18 that doesn't mean i've got no experience with stuff like that, hey i've experienced and seen the worst side of demons and all that XD soooo in other words bring it on :-D
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You don't understand, CM. This is not a matter of my choice. It really did come down from Loki... and some applicable laws concerning content. A lot of what I write that is that dark cannot be published on this site, nor even sent via PM.
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ah ok wow.. :-( well that sucks, too bad it would of just made me laugh or go "eh" but ok XD
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My sister thought so too... and now she can't go into the woods, either alone or with others. This from reading just one story of mine.
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ah well that doesn't sound bad XD
hmm well trust me i've seen a lot of bad stuff and i'm not traumatized XD
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My sister thought so too... and now she can't go into the woods, either alone or with others. This from reading just one story of mine.
That happens to be a damn good story. And I suppose that also means I can't post mine here either....
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lol i'd love to hear stories like that X)
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Listens intently
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Well, I'm not going to sit here and read to you fukkers! *<:) Go to the library! *<:) *<:)
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But it could be fun *gives puppy eyes* please? I'll bring some drinks! :D and a cake :)
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Sorry, CP, but puppy eyes only work with my animals. I dislike people enough that no one can get them to work on me. :-P
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Curses... I tried... :) can't blame me for attempting :p well ya could... but yea, I just got lost somewhere in that statement.... time to make more curry...
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Let's just say I can write stuff that makes people feel dirty.
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I have always felt dirty, But somethings about the past can never be changed. However, offending me is darn near impossible to do! :D lol
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Let's just say I can write stuff that makes people feel dirty.
Some people like it dirty. :wink:
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Hahaha i'd consider boning an ape-women a little far beyond just dirty Kadesh. *<:)
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That's not what we were talking about right then....
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I moved this here cause it is another topic that has turned into a open discussion forum
When I find them they will be locked and moved, there is getting to be to many of them