Taken from Cryptomundo

"A sensational incident took place in the Chegemsky Gorge of the Northern Caucasus. Researchers found evidence to prove the existence of Bigfoot in the area. Local residents say that Yeti females – people refer to these weird creatures as the Almasty – come into contact with humans and even attempted to have a sexual intercourse with local men."

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You know, I'm a man who can see beauty where others see ugliness, but...But there's a limit to that. Even the Kreep himself wouldn't try and make it with a creepy, furry ape-thing. ICK. UGH. BLECH.
Excuse me for a moment, I need to go gouge out my mind's eye. yuck.

Ok but what if you'd had a few whiskies, there was soft lighting, you could just see a touch of her suspenders, and sade was playing on the cd player.
Bet you would then.

ok now...Sade?

much more like the wonders of Barry White...


But in seriousness, it is great to know
that there are standards
in the World of The Kreep...

xxooxx
B

[Rainbow]

I have to tell you OB, I don't think Kreepy is so nuts. We all know he is kinda of crazy (like all of us) and that he likes mutants and mad science. But I don't think he would do it. Not even for research.

Ok but what if you'd had a few whiskies, there was soft lighting, you could just see a touch of her suspenders, and sade was playing on the cd player.
Bet you would then.

You rotten old rascal.
I doubt even with the sleek, sensual music of Sade and a few notches above the legal limit of whiskey in my system would I go for an ape woman.

But in seriousness, it is great to know
that there are standards
in the World of The Kreep...

So it surprises you that I have standards?
GEE THANKS, BRIDIGID.

I have to tell you OB, I don't think Kreepy is so nuts. We all know he is kinda of crazy (like all of us) and that he likes mutants and mad science. But I don't think he would do it. Not even for research.

Calm thyself, Rainbow. As much as I appreciate the support OB was only joking. 'Twas a cruel joke, but it's what I deserve for dishing that sort of thing out all the time anyway.
But I must say...You mention the research potential of doing the nasty with a furry half-simian beast, and that got me thinking. Would I really turn down that opportunity for information? I know I'd do an alien, and maybe even a lizard-woman, but an ape? I don't know...?

Anyway....

I wonder what sort of purpose it would serve for those creatures to seek a partner outside of their species. That seems pretty unusual to me.

[Daemonin]

I wonder what sort of purpose it would serve for those creatures to seek a partner outside of their species. That seems pretty unusual to me.

Their male partners were lazy bastards that wouldn't take them out on romantic dates and give them chocolate, that's why

Well, from what I understand from my high school Ecology and Life class, the females typically look for a mate that has the traits they wish to pass on to their offspring.  So, what may have happened maybe they picked up on pheremones and whatnot, saw in the human males what they wanted in their own babies, and tried to interbreed. 

That's all high school stuff, though.  They could have been desperate

[Rainbow]

But I must say...You mention the research potential of doing the nasty with a furry half-simian beast, and that got me thinking. Would I really turn down that opportunity for information? I know I'd do an alien, and maybe even a lizard-woman, but an ape? I don't know...?

Would you really do it??? 

No.

You were right. Even if there was massive research potential, that's too Kreepy even for me.

[Rainbow]

That's more like it. You had me worried for a minute there. LOL, 

That's more like it. You had me worried for a minute there. LOL, 

Good. I like to keep you people on your toes.

Their male partners were lazy bastards that wouldn't take them out on romantic dates and give them chocolate, that's why

Well, from what I understand from my high school Ecology and Life class, the females typically look for a mate that has the traits they wish to pass on to their offspring.  So, what may have happened maybe they picked up on pheremones and whatnot, saw in the human males what they wanted in their own babies, and tried to interbreed. 

That's all high school stuff, though.  They could have been desperate

That actually makes sense. It's odd that an animal might seek out advantageous traits in a human, though. Of course, if we work on the assumption that these creatures might be semi-sentient or even fully sentient and possibly even genetically compatible with humans, that sort of thinking might actually be possible and make sense.

I'd volunteer. With or without beer goggles just to mess with ya

[Rainbow]

Im sure that when they put that nasty hairy ape-woman in front of you, you will regret you ever volunteer.

I'd volunteer. With or without beer goggles just to mess with ya

That doesn't surprise me in the least, Razzlefrazzle.

[Hearts]

Sooo... What would happen if someone knocked up BigFoot.
The fabled missing link?

[sexywolfgirl]

Sooo... What would happen if someone knocked up BigFoot.
The fabled missing link?

I would be terrified to see the children.