[matthew321]

Alright this is a thought I had a while ago and it seems plausible. I do not think the Eiffel tower exists. It is a major joke and a ploy by the French.
The French are known for their narcissistic attitudes toward Americans and how mean the French can be to Americans. Well what if the Eiffel tower was a large joke. Think about it, have you ever seen the tower in person? No, but you have seen pictures, videos and know people that have seen it. Well I think it is a ploy by France and when you go to where it is supposed to be, the French sit there and laugh at you. They won't let you leave until you sign an agreement that states you will not inform people of this joke.

I can find pictures and videos of it all over the place. But finding people who have been there is less common and I have noticed that people who have been there don't talk about the tower much. They also mention how HARD it is to find. Well a large monument being hard to find? That would be the case if it didn't exist.

I think the Eiffel tower is like what the moon landing was thought to be. Something set up in a studio. There are pictures, videos, and we all know someone who "went there" (to the tower not the moon). Everyone in America knew Armstrong somehow when he "landed" on the moon.
The point of that is to say that it is plausible to do this. We all know the French would be mean enough to do it.

Also do not believe anyone who says they have actually seen it. They signed the agreement!

*This is meant to be funny don't get too offended but it still is my opinion, also please see if we can keep this going*

[Doni]

After much careful thought and examination of your proposal...i have concluded that your theory is indeed plausible infact it seem's water tight, however i think that perhaps it's more devious than even previously stipulated!
why would they need such a cunning set up... there has to be more to it than simply to fool the rest of the world... i believe that perhaps the 'Eiffel tower' is not so much a tower as the location a transmitter (or some sort of mass destruction device, the tower being the cover story) what is this transmitter for... i can only speculate however we know its been hundreds of years in the making and there's every possibility that they are plotting world domination, there is no way a country could make so many military blunders with out there being some sort of devious plot employed, i figure it was all to throw us off the trail, so we'd all be lulled into thinking the french were just harmless folk who ate weird food and generally needed someone else to pick up for them when they were being bullied on the global playground...when in fact they are evil and plotting to overthrow us all as we speak

[blacksite117]

  all i have to say

right... so the fact that i have been up the Eiffel tower must not be true...
therefore , that can only mean one thing. I had tricked myself and managed to defy gravity!

nice conspiricy theory , only , you might wanna rephrase the whole "french being mean to Americans" they did give you the stature of liberty by the way. Or is that another conspiricy theory too?

[matthew321]

Well I don't know how much of what you said is on the agreement they made you sign. But I would say the statue of Liberty is to throw us into a false sense of security. What if it was like what the Spartans did to the Trojans? A giant horse full of soldiers as a pretend gift and when the enemy leasts expects it they pop out and slaughter everyone.

It may not contain soldiers but it has a catch somewhere... Also there are three of them in the U.S. (I believe, I may be wrong) But they are at different corners of the U.S. They are holding up the torches so perhaps they all send signals to each other. It is a satellite network.

But i'm not sure of the purpose... Besides to get at america...

[Angelus]

Matthew321. Congrats. I haven't laughed so hard in days. It goes with my theory that Eskimos don't exist. I don't personally know anyone who has seen one face to face. They are freaking lying to us man.

Well I don't know how much of what you said is on the agreement they made you sign. But I would say the statue of Liberty is to throw us into a false sense of security. What if it was like what the Spartans did to the Trojans? A giant horse full of soldiers as a pretend gift and when the enemy leasts expects it they pop out and slaughter everyone.

remember that france cant win any war since napoleon... so the statues must be beacons , sending out waves to turn the minds of americans into french ones! Have you eaten a croissant recently?

[matthew321]

Lupus! You are on to something! I crave French food all the time. French food is all over the place in New York (where a statue is) I hear of people wanting French food all the time there. Also it makes sense because French food is so bad for us to eat... The French are sending mind control waves to make us crave their cooking!

I have noticed the surge of French cooking since the statue was put in place as well, it makes sense now.

I also agree with Angelus, I have never seen an eskimo. I think it is another lie or joke. It is a conspiracy and if we are right we will be killed soon for knowing too much...

[Devinoir]

Well, to say the truth, I've never seen any of you guys..

crap , he's onto us! The trap failed - get rid off him : NOW! XD

still , valid point - i indeed havent seen any of you.... its part of the conspiricy too! No one can be trusted. Not even you reading this. You cant trust yourself , theyre controlling your thoughts already!

Ahhh i cant even trust myself!

*hides in a dark corner raving to self*


Subject is currently in solitary confinement. Awaiting doctors report before treatment can be established.


^^

[Angelus]

crap , he's onto us! The trap failed - get rid off him : NOW! XD

still , valid point - i indeed havent seen any of you.... its part of the conspiricy too! No one can be trusted. Not even you reading this. You cant trust yourself , theyre controlling your thoughts already!

Ahhh i cant even trust myself!

*hides in a dark corner raving to self*


Subject is currently in solitary confinement. Awaiting doctors report before treatment can be established.


^^

If I'm not real then that means if I run at this window........... brb.

lol 

[Devinoir]

See? Paranoids rule!!!

See? Paranoids rule!!!

only when there's no one left to suspect =O

[Angelus]

My concussion seems to carry evidence of my realism. Or so the doctor told me. But if I am not real he could just be a result of my paranoid delusions trying to force me to believe I am real. Sooooooooooo......... WINDOOOOOOOOOOW DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!