France Lies The Eiffel Tower Does Not Exist.

[Devinoir]

I do have another theory.
Have any of you guys seen God? No. But you've read about people that have, and may happen to know people that say they have. So what if God IS in the Eiffel Tower? What if he IS the EIffel Tower??

[Angelus]

Going by your theory, it is possible God, Eskimos, the Eiffel Tower, Bigfoot, El Chupacabra, a woman that can drive and "eggshell" white are all one and the same.

[matthew321]

Devinoir are you saying that god is the same as an nonexistent effiel tower? And by that are you saying god does not exist?
(As well as the tower)

hmmm it would make sense if all these separate things were the same... But as I said before we will get killed soon for knowing too much. We will know too much about things that do not exist. So if they actually existed no one would have to die.

[Angelus]

They are on to us. There are men outside my house with large black bags and a car with plenty of trunk space. I must defend myself. Wait no.... I don't exist, so they can't harm me...... Do I exist now? Screw it, I'm having a beer and a sandwich.

[matthew321]

I exist enough for them to take away my beer and my sandwich. That is what counts enough in the end... I exist enough to get screwed over and suffer.


*this next section is for the over analytical only*
Alright if I don't exist and the men with black bags don't exist. Then they exist in the same manner of which I do that enables them to have interaction with me. (so let's say they are ghosts and because I am a ghost too we can see and communicate. Some thing along those lines)...

But do I exist when they run out of things to take away?

[Angelus]

Don't let them take everything away. Grab a block of cheese and run, run as fast as your non existent legs will carry you.

[Devinoir]

PARANOID!!!! WOOO-HOOOO!!!
What if I am the only person that exists and all other people are just parts of a global decoration of some sorts? What if life is a one-person theatre for each and every one of us, and what if life itself is a divine comedy???

[LeXtruX]

dude I've been to the eifel tower, been on it, even threw a paper plane over the edge... the damn thing is as real as I am... I never signed a contract, besides even if I had I wouldn't keep my mouth shut... back then I didn't understand a single word of french:p

[Lupus]

how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^

[LeXtruX]

how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^

believe me, it's real^^ we got pictures of my family standing on that tower :p

[Angelus]

I was there too man. Were in some form of Fritzel party dungeon, drugged out of our minds hallucinating freedom. Damn you France....DAMN YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

[Lupus]

how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^

believe me, it's real^^ we got pictures of my family standing on that tower :p

well , you think its real - i mean , you think you have those pictures... oh god , im haulucinating talking to a haulucination about haulucinations!

AHHHHHHH!

[LeXtruX]

how can you be sure it wasnt a drug induced haulucination? How do you know the french arent holding you hostage underground , using a cokctail of chemicals to keep you in a dreamworld?

Oh God , I've been there too! I must also be imprisoned! This reality does not exist!

^^

believe me, it's real^^ we got pictures of my family standing on that tower :p

well , you think its real - i mean , you think you have those pictures... oh god , im haulucinating talking to a haulucination about haulucinations!

AHHHHHHH!

if you don't believe it, go to Paris urself and have a look^^

[Lupus]

ive been! this is all a lie! I went to sleep after i went to the tower... they got me lol

[matthew321]

The problem with going to Parris and seeing the tower is that I am afraid I am right or even worse I am wrong. As a man it is a sin to be wrong now I am allowed to be less right then the other person but never wrong.

If I had an opportunity I would go to Parris and search for the tower and I would report in codes about any and all agreements they may of had me sign.