-Frequently wears black clothing.
SOME PEOPLE LOOK GOOD IN BLACK
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
...THEY LIKE THE BAND
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
IT MATCHES THERE OUTFIT
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
THERE SATANIST NOT GOTHS... WELL THEY COULD BE GOTH SATANIST

THERE A DIFFRENTS
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
BREAK AWAY FROM PARTENT CONTROL
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
THEY LIKE THE BEATS...
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
...YES HAVE ALL... CHEERLEADER/JOCK... "FRIENDS"...
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
YES LETS SIT THERE 5HOURS LISTENING TO AN OLD GUY SOUND SOOOO HAPPY ABOUT HIS JOB READING... (SPORTS) THEY MY LIKE ART AND STUFF
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
ITS COOL ON TV>_< NOBODY CAN DENY
-Takes drugs.
TEENGERS...PEERPEASURE... GET THE PICTURE
-Drinks alcohol.
MY MOM LET ME HAVE A TASTE WHEN I WAS 14
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
...PARENTS ARE INVOLED SOMEWHERE...
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
AGAIN PARENTS ARE INVOLED SOMEWHERE...
-Complains of boredom.
WE ALL GET BORED
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
LOL WERE LAZY
-Is excessively awake during the night.
CANT SLEEP...
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
...DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO LIKE SUNLIGHT
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
YOUR SMOTHERING THEM...
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
ISN'T THAT THE SAME
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
...MEDITATION IS TO CLEAR YOUR THOUGHTS AND FIND PEACE
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
YOUR EMBARISSING THEM, HES A BIG BOY NOW...
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
THERE AFRAID TO GET IN TROUBLE
-Misbehaves at school.

YOUR JOKING
-Misbehaves at home.

THERE SERIOUS
-Eats excessively or too little.
(FILL IN THE BLANKS)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
YES THIS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A DARK CULT,

ITS CEREAL!
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
...VAMPS ARE COOL...
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
i BET INVADER ZIM IS ONE OF THEM
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

YES LETS PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH HUGGING CONTESTS
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
WHO DOESN'T LIKE INTERNET
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
SHAKES HEAD TO MUSIC HUH?
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
YES LET THEM DO THE TWIST TO A RAP SONG...
-Expresses an interest in sex.
HAHAHAHA! (TEAR) YEAH FIND A TEENAGE NOT INTRESTED IN THAT!
-Masturbates
YEAH LIKE THEY HAVEN'T...
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
WELL TELL THERE PRIEST TO STOP RAPPING LITTLE BOYS
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
IS THIS RACES AGAINST RELGION...
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: “I’m so gothic, I’m dead”, “woe is me”, “I’m a goth”.
"WOE IS ME"...
-Claims to be a goth.
THEY JUST MIGHT BE A GOTH...
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
YES WE CAN RELY ON THEM!
