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Re: Paranormal Polka: these boots were made for haunting.
« Reply #241 on: October 13, 2009, 05:05:04 PM »
The apparent absence of Resurrection Cemetery night photos on the net coupled with the damp, chilled, mid October evening and my escalating obsession with the Resurrection Mary legend. was enough of a motivation to return to that famous stretch of Archer avenue...the bar across the street provided an ample parking opportunity as the gravel lot was only filled to under half of it’s  capacity on this particular Columbus Day Monday night, and a glimpse inside the front window revealed a rather sedate congregation of local patrons watching the Jets at Miami thus reminding me I forgot about Monday Night Football (doh )... And based on the dour expression exhibited by the lone smoker staring into darkened expanse beyond the green fence across the street, I opted to forgo the likely cliched inquiry about him “looking for Mary?”....
I decided to back track along the sidewalk to the Bethania border and in adherence to the law and the clearly posted “No Trespassing” signs mounted intermittently along the fence line, I overcame the overwhelming urge to hop over her fence and wade into the darkness beyond ...some of you that have had to venture into dangerous neighborhoods, participated in extreme sports, worked in law enforcement, served in the military or just lived on the edge, know just how addicting the adrenaline rush can be to commit these seemingly victimless and innocuous infractions... but if any of you have spent any time in Chicago or Cook County lock-up you may find yourself less inclined to satiate the thirst for excitement when it becomes decision time ...The choice was not only a responsible and rational one, but one that offered a period of retrospection and perhaps a degree of introspection as I walked along that damp road side parallel to the green oxidizing fence of Resurrection, making my way north to the front gates where I hoped for some good pictures before doubling back pausing only for a few zoomed shots of the mausoleum across the fountain spewing pond that adorns the northeast side of the front gates ...As I made my way back southeast I had to wonder what it must be like to be a discarnate spirit committed to a corporeal seeming geographical consignment until a certain indeterminate criteria is met for emancipation ...I could almost feel the destitution and helplessness she must feel as I contemplated her plight, the darkness and the fall frigidity made it all that more tangible ...and even as I am at a complete comfort level with my masculinity; the heterosexual bore that I am prohibited me from wearing a flowing white gown to make the experience that much more palpable ...plus I doubt that I would have been as successful hitch hiking either ...the North Side near Wrigley Field maybe, but not here ... 

And sure I have had several instances where I have been curtly informed that “Mary” and been released by a PI team medium and this was an absolute FACT because she said so ...of course when I pressed for additional details from the spiritual intervention that allegedly took place and the long disputed identify of Mary that was certainly revealed if this person was so certain of Mary’s release; I was met with hostility and a subsequent banning from an inconsequential forum as predicted ... apparently one must have “spoken at a paranormal convention to be taken seriously in this community” LOL...sure it’s funny but it gets old after a while...

I used several different exposure and ISO settings as it has become my M.O. during night excursions, so this is why there are differing textures and lighting variants present in these shots.

Here are the unedited (compressed to 1MB) photos from my 10-12-09 night visit (72 totaL) ....b
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Re: Paranormal Polka: these boots were made for haunting.
« Reply #246 on: October 24, 2009, 06:56:23 PM »
Bachelor’s Grove Trip 14
Trip 13 or 14... I have lost count to be honest, but the allure of the legend and the cynosure of the site itself has not diminished over time or frequency of visits ...
The last time around I wandered father out beyond the perimeter of the cemetery across the creek and adjacent to the old road that is in tact in some spots and is virtually indistinguishable from the forest floor in others...from an archeological standpoint it was interesting to see that there are still excavation endeavors in progress there, the shards of broken plates and jars were still placed for observation at the edge of the two dig sites I found along with two additional wells that were filled in long ago...
I remember that the exposed bricks of a foundation unearthed by some determined diggers along with the classic creepiness perpetuated by the preternaturally still woods tempted me to probe the crevasses between the blocks for more of the missing Heather Donahue/ Blair Witch documentary footage canisters...

This trip was the third in a row that the “Attention Seeker” did not accost me halfway down the path ...
Admittedly the particularly tragic spectral visage of this young lady in a parka that prompted me to finally seek council from a much more adept psychic still fills me with apprehension with each visit following the first initial contact...and as advised ‘the drama queen that seeks attention ‘ is better served ignored as initiating spiritual intervention would only further enable and encourage this one ...and as I was deemed as ill equipped by this trusted medium to properly execute this particular rescue (a real boost to the ego) she did not appear to me after the consultation perhaps as means of circumventing the indignation of indifference I would have expressed if my fortified shields were somehow breached by the garrulous ghost...this was verified by a second medium with no affiliation to the other, both of which described the apparition with impeccable accuracy and detail with the exception of the color of the parka ...
Apparently the frequency of visitors to Bachelors Grove by those that have marginal or undeveloped  abilities are enough of an attraction and the often adrenaline charged anxiety of novice ghost hunting thrill seekers provides enough of irresistible energy source to keep some of these entities that are drawn or confined there in a state of almost incorrigible complacency even though some of them have seemingly transmogrified into a semi predatory state by the constant infusion of etheric energy this site must provide upon becoming a prominent tourist attraction ...

I have neglected to bring my token trinket tithing for the grave of The Infant Daughter the last few visits  ...a ritualistic and customary faux pas on my part being one that observes and embraces all of  the subtle nuances associated local lore...this time around I made sure to bring her something a little more generous to make amends for the past few oversights ....

The brooding woods along the path never fail to assail me with mixed signals...some may be perceived by veridical input, some may be simply imagined but it is often disconcerting non the less...unless you have been there words can not adequately describe the surrealism that the first glimpse that of the old chain fence materializing through the underbrush on the right instills ...

And while this world famous haunted location entertains a steady stream of visitors from neighboring communities and afar, the Halloween season is obviously te busiest and despite the vigilant preservation efforts from private and civic organizations alike, the volume of seasonal curiosity seekers usually renders the recently defoliated and debris cleared cemetery reverted to its usual litter strewn state ...but not this year... in fact an industrial sized drum intended to serve as a garbage receptacle is now placed prominently at the entrance spray painted silver and marked as property of the F.P. and BachelorsGrove.org ...kudos to the ongoing efforts of all that have strived to maintain and rejuvenate this as a burial ground that should be treated with the same reverence as all of the others ...I suspect that the recent monumental disregard for the dead that the Burr Oak Cemetery scandal in neighboring Alsip Illinois was an added motivation for mobilization at B.G. and I didn’t even realize jut how inured to the neglect I had become until I
was shocked by the improvements....   
The act of littering in the woods alone is unconscionable, but the abject disrespect for the dead  by way of intentional vandalism there is beneath contempt ...the knocked over markers, graffiti, and the ritualistic desecration of the graves all may be a contributing factor to the activity here ...
I have of course contemplated implications of the nearby power lines that feed the southwest grid, the massive cell tower located mere yards from the path entrance ...the fact that there is a pond a creek and a small tributary that outlines 3 sides of the cemetery ...
The reports of paranormal activity are in the hundreds and increase incrementally as time passes ...
There reports from credible witnesses include Forest Preserve Rangers and local police one of which is the testimony from patrolling officers that witnessed the apparition of a man on a horse drawn carriage emerge from the pond ( see below)...

Most of you are probably familiar with the famous Madonna Of Bachelor’s Grove photo and the legend associated with the woman that lurks near the gates and while I am unsure if I have encountered this specific woman I have a notion that this location was not only a popular picnic spot in the past but the site of prurient parades of nudity, drunkenness, and reckless abandon if not intentional debauched desecration in the 1920's or perhaps even from the onset of this sites inception as a burial group as early as the 1820's, but several mediums/psychics/sensitives  have alluded to this citing the inordinate amount of nudity prevalent there without any sort of prompting from me when appraising my photos in the past...

And in accordance with F.P. rules I have observed the sunrise to sunset visit window but as I have never hesitated to frequent some of the most “haunted” famous sites I cover in the vale of darkness alone, I really do have my qualms about this site as my guides, my intuition and perhaps my common sense have all have urged me to make an exception in the case of Bachelor’s Grove ...of course as I make preparation to convert my old 5.0 camera to I.R. the temptation may become irresistible ....

Saturday morning was the wet and damp as 3 days of incessant rain tapered off to a periodic mist on my windshield...there is a sweet musk associated with the fall leaves now blanketing the forest floor that belies the insinuation of decay they imply ...a more altruistic perspective may view the
seasonal changes that this region of the Midwest exemplifies as a transitory or cyclic natural order, but the woods beyond the tangled thatch and bramble along te path have a uncanny ability to present only an immediate impression...

Some newly exposed stones, markers and assorted nondescript artifacts unearthed by way of the recent weeding expeditions where an added point of interest this time around ... And despite the absence of a certain precocious poltergeist that took particular delight in accosting me in the past, the usual certainty of “a general presence” there has not diminished but my management of these sensations have made them less overwhelming  .... 
The autumnal colors were at the optimal stage of opulence , so I am pleased that in defiance of te inclement weather; I elected to make the journey south on that rainy morning that kept the mini vans loaded with adventurous, Halloween thrill seeking families from annoying Mr Halfhand lol...
 

more on the net:

legends and history:
http://www.prairieghosts.com/bachgrov.html

www.bachelorsgrove.com

www.bachelorsgrove.net

www.bachelorsgrove.org

Here are the unedited (compressed) photos from trip 13 or 14... 10-24-09 (67 total) ....b
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Re: Paranormal Polka: these boots were made for haunting.
« Reply #247 on: October 25, 2009, 02:13:41 AM »
I find your words much more informative than the photos.
From your descriptions i get to share the subjective experiences.
I can travel down these much more easily than photos.
So ironically i find your writing better evidence than your camera.
Your awareness captures and stores data to a much better degree than any chip or film.
Hell we can still zoom in, edit, crop, or change angles with your awareness.

Just some thoughts.

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Re: Paranormal Polka: these boots were made for haunting.
« Reply #248 on: October 25, 2009, 12:06:53 PM »
I find your words much more informative than the photos.
From your descriptions i get to share the subjective experiences.
I can travel down these much more easily than photos.
So ironically i find your writing better evidence than your camera.
Your awareness captures and stores data to a much better degree than any chip or film.
Hell we can still zoom in, edit, crop, or change angles with your awareness.

Just some thoughts.

Thanks for the note  :wink: ...

I fully understand the mechanics of matrixing, pariedolia, anthropomorphizing and simulacrum related to pixelation and as I readily admit this may be the reality in some of these cases, I feel that it is incumbent upon me to point out that I also include in most of my posts; the original photo followed by the progressive stages of enlargement that in most instances clearly depicts the anomaly in question ...I was watching the Youtube videos I made of my photos last night and while some of those items were more likely my imagination at work; I also felt that the preponderance of inexplicable anomalies present in some of those highlight photos served to completely purge any lingering doubts I had even coming from the completely unbiased and skeptical mind set that I employed during last night's viewing ...

 I am not attempting to deceive anyone with fabricated evidence or ridiculous parlor tricks nor have I ever; not once, made the grandiose proclamation of paranormlity in reference to any of my photographic endeavors... I simply point out items of interest thus sharing the screening process with those that share a similar affinity for photo analysis  ...those that do not may want to consider not left clicking the mouse button to open this thread ....

I'm glad you enjoy my write-ups Sir...all too often I only receive compliments on how amazing the photos are  ....

Barek  :-)
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Re: Paranormal Polka: these boots were made for haunting.
« Reply #249 on: October 25, 2009, 12:09:52 PM »
Hey Bill you are right he does not need to enhance anything but I do like it its artsy and I love the colors!  :-)

(oh and I do love his writing too) :-*

I really like this one Barek, Bill was right you don't need to enhance this one is visible and its very clear!! 








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Re: Paranormal Polka: these boots were made for haunting.
« Reply #250 on: October 25, 2009, 12:21:59 PM »
Hey Bill you are right he does not need to enhance anything but I do like it its artsy and I love the colors!  :-)

(oh and I do love his writing too) :-*

I really like this one Barek, Bill was right you don't need to enhance this one is visible and its very clear!! 





thanks  :wink:...
 I have to say that this is clearly not a misinterpreted aspect of the foliage beyond the fence line .... and yes I do like to add a Warholian artistic expression in some of the enhancements that I post...

if this disqualifies it as quantifiable paranormal evidence to some; then I suppose Ill have to learn to live with that  :roll: ....b


 
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Re: Paranormal Polka: these boots were made for haunting.
« Reply #253 on: November 04, 2009, 03:04:46 PM »
The Canal St. Junkyard Ghost [/size]



“Lockport- Canal St. Junkyard-                        
A ghost of a little girl can be seen in the junkyard.”
   
http://www.ratrun.com/illinois.htm

http://theshadowlands.net/places/illinois.htm


The I&M canal system and companion waterway; The Des Plaines River have a rich history that dates back to the days of it serving as a Native American transportation route and the early French explorers of the late 1700's... the canal project that pitted the neighboring communities of Lemont and Lockport  against other in labor deputes over work entitlement that escalated to violent civil unrest and subsequent deaths in an attempt to quell the vocal protesters expressing their dissatisfaction with the management with work assignments and occupational safety concerns that resulted in several deaths...The bodies of several of serial killer John Wayne Gacy’s victims were also found floating in this river ...   
The interwoven network of junkyards that flank the canal are a checker board of chainlink borders that seem to be more symbolic territorial markers than an instrument of private property enforcement...a growl of acknowledgment from the imposing Doberman sentinel at the gate I entered would more than likely provide adequate night security services and be satiated by a salary that consisted of dry dog food and a pat of approval from the owners...
The legend of the little girl that roams the rusted relics of the auto cemeteries here is not as well known as some of the others from my zone but by looks of  the vehicular husks I observed; the moment of impact is preserved indelibly in the wreckage that has yet to be claimed by the compacter that looks to have broken in mid crunch (pictured below)... the trauma of an auto collisions is tangible not only by the resultant metallic carnage, but is also insinuated by the probable life altering pain suffered by the original owner thus serving as psychical imprint for many such lifetime epochs...a glimpse inside some of the vehicles that still were littered with the personal affects and tell tale driver seat stains confirmed this notion...
...the abandoned trailers that I discovered along the train tracks exhibited evidence of recent drug use and the Railroad bridge nearby that was the site of a suicide attempt decades earlier seemed surprisingly mercurial by way of transforming my morose mind set to one of serenity when I scrabbled over the brush and up the shaky gravel embankment to view the canal and solitary barge being nudged along by a tenacious tug boat ...A long time neighboring competitor to this junkyard
has been closed for a while now and the area has been completely eradicated of it’s years of cumulative automotive and equipment retirement...all that remains is the office and attached residence that was unlocked, dark ,dangerous and absolutely irresistible to me....a couple of surreptitious holes cut in the chainlink maze provided me with a tempting view of these oppressive looking buildings that was the only indication that this was formerly an auto graveyard and residence for a family from the looks of the discarded toys and mixed adult/children’s
clothing that was oddly what looked to be the sole remaining debris from what must have been a massive clean up undertaking from what I remember of this location... one may surmise that there are EPA regulations associated with a cleanup of this magnitude and one that is adjacent to a waterway that may have been exempt from such regulatory enforcement by way of grand fathered clemency but whatever future use for this prime canal side real estate that sits along a main Illinois Highway most likely had to meet current standards before whatever facility this property will ultimately harbor is constructed  ...
The mood inside the office was one of defeat and resignation as opposed to hubris and optimism...the choice I made to ascend the rickety and broken stairs to explore the ominous second story spaces I observed from the outside seemed even less astute considering I had to set off the camera flash several times on the way up just to ensure I wasn’t about to step on a hole in the stairs and crash to the ground where I would likely never be discovered until my advanced
 state of decomposition would make positive identification only possible by way of my driver’s licence ...the rooms that awaited me beyond the darkened staircase contained a less than ambivalent presence prompting me to abbreviate this segment of my bad decision voyage and carry on to the rotted floor and debris strewn residential portion of the building next to the office ...the hatched door in the floor along with the gaping holes in the rotted floor boards revealed a dank and stagnant water filled basement or crawlspace below that made a spine spraining fall through the broken stairs next door much more preferable than falling through the floor to the indoor pool below where assuredly there would be countless corpses that would undoubtably surface and sneer at me with their rictus grins before dragging me below the water line with me flailing helplessly within their skeletal grip ...

Exaggerated you say?...perhaps, but when you  feel obligated to write an interesting and entertaining narrative every time, the cliched assertion that your sensitivities to spiritual energies hinted at a presence, mundane by comparison ...
There are as depicted in the photos a main electrical grid that provides and distributes power from the Will County station and perhaps even the Chicago Pulaski Street fossil fuel plant and both facilities utilize the canal as it’s coal delivery system ...There is a duality associated with EMF influence that is confounded by the belief held by many that exposure to high EMF fields can creates a false experience in some by way of distorting perceptions and altering neurological functioning to such a degree that delusional thinking, hallucinations or even psychotic episodes are often conjectured as an plausible explanation for some of these reports ...perhaps this delusional state of thinking is also what attracts certain aspects of supernatural activity; either way some non linear, out of the box thinking is required and one can only wonder how a hand held meter would behave within the immediate proximity of the power lines ...Of course one also has to wonder how EMF influence would imprecate uniform “delusional” experiences from a multitude of diversified  witnesses, but that is for another thread ... 

Here are the unedited (compressed) photos from my recent visit to the canal street junkyards 11-09
(144  total).....b
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