Monstrous
Witches Brew => Dreaming => Topic started by: Anaya on January 07, 2011, 04:42:44 AM
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I hardly dream so I woke up laughing my ass off and highly confused after this one.
So I had just come into work when the Manager tells me that the owner hired a dietitian to see all of us. I was confused but went to see what he could tell me. He was look in the mouth of a girl we work with and then looked in her ear before shaking her head. I started to scratch my head as he stood up and tsk-ed at her. "How many toads to you eat a day?"
"What?" I muttered.
"Not many." The girl answers.
"That's where you're going wrong. You need more warts for a personality like yours." The Dietitian shook her hand and she went back to work.
"What the hell..." I muttered while watching her go. I looked at the Dietitian and he motioned for me to sit. I sat down and he started to look at the palm of my hand.
"I see..." He let my hand drop then looked up my nose. "This is not good... you need to eat more green things and lower your silver intake."
"You mean eat more vegetables and lower my iron intake?"
"What? Why would you eat vegetables?! Yuck! No, I mean like... green M&Ms, seasonal green candy canes, green starbursts--"
"I don't think they make those--"
"Yeah they do!" And he pulls one out and it just looks... moldy... He then ate it.
"... Gross... um... what do I do for protein?"
As he talked, there was the sound like chewing gum with your mouth open; "Green eggs and ham, DUH!" I literally face-palmed. That was when he shouted a panicked cry and jumped up. He pushed my head down and pulled out a hair. I gave a surprised yelp and jerked away from him. He was holding a solo gray hair. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!"
"... My blood sugar is low?" I was trying to make sense of the dream now.
"Low blood sugar is a doctor thing. THIS MEANS YOU EAT WAY TOO MUCH BACON! To prevent further violent reactions, cut back on the bacon!"
"BACON?! SCREW YOU! I'M DONE WITH THIS DREAM!"
And I woke up. I laughed a lot when I woke up.
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I think I just died a little inside... from intense laughter. *<:)
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xD Share the lulz! :3