A Zombie as a Pet

[i am not infected]

Damn, you have high standards. I don't meet up to those standards.

[mistress]

idk i think that kinda creppy....sex slave zombie BLAH and u wonder y he would love eating u hahahahaha..............i prefer the daughter though it will be easier to raise one like they say GET THEM YOUNG!!!!

[onishadowolf]

You could cure the cold part, by sticking them in the microwave. XD
And if you can't find a microwave big enough, just find a working radar dish. Or some of that KY stuff, hey I could take over a warehouse and sell it as zombie love juice. And when I run out, I'll get a really big microwave, rent it out and call it the zombie love box.  Muwhahaha!

[Andrea Warfare]

Can u imagine the smell of baked zombie? Eww X-@
Maybe u could just toss him under an electric blanket.

[Raziel]

Or an electric blanket like those sex doll guys do with their RealDolls tm.-_-