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Faeries, The Fay & The Hidden => Faeries & The Fay => Topic started by: whitefox17 on July 02, 2008, 09:56:20 am

Title: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 02, 2008, 09:56:20 am
diffrence between an Elf and a Human
humans age every year while an elf ages every 4 billion yrs
humans can have diffrent hair color from their eyes but elves have the same; gold hair gold eyes ,emrald hair  emarald eyes etc
elves are born with tatoo like symbols all over their body,almost like a vaintine
elves will never miss when shooting an arrow
plus many more diffrences
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Raziel on July 03, 2008, 05:39:54 pm
Bite me, that's tolkien's work. and while i'm all for the man and his genius, nothing can age that long. 

NOthing, see, the  4 billion year aging thing is impossible, all matter in this universe emits energy, be it mechanical,chemical, or whatever. Now lets say that elves age an average of  "1 year "/billion.

This would either mean that they live at speeds much faster than light(which is impossible) because they would get thrown into the future, about a billion years every light year.

and matter going at above the speed of  light requires a SUPER MASSIVE  AMOUNT OF ENERGY. as the energy required for light speed is........ well infinite....

# To accelerate an object of non-zero rest mass to c would require infinite time with any finite acceleration, or infinite acceleration for a finite amount of time.
# Either way, such acceleration requires infinite energy. Going beyond the speed of light in a homogeneous space would hence require more than infinite energy, which is not generally considered to be a sensible notion.
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diffrence between an Elf and a Human
humans age every year while an elf ages every 4 billion yrs
humans can have diffrent hair color from their eyes but elves have the same; gold hair gold eyes ,emrald hair  emarald eyes etc
elves are born with tatoo like symbols all over their body,almost like a vaintine
elves will never miss when shooting an arrow
plus many more diffrences

i have a birth mark on(this is embarrasing) my navel that looks like the summarian symbol for young warrior, and i thought that was weird since i also have one on my hand that is the symbol for archer
 im weird arn't i


hey we're just having fun and sick_angel13's right
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok then, it looks like your eyes are the same colour as your hair (I could be wrong though) so you could be;
33x4=99 Billion years old, not holding up too bad for your age! The thing is that this would make you older than the universe.
So our first serious question should be, what universe are you from?



Note that vivid points to his argument where elves might be from a parallel universe where the rules are different.



Please be reminded that if this is a joke topic you should say so. If this is some strange attempt at gaining recognition please try not to make it look like you are a tosser, ok?  :-)


BTW:.............. gimme your number:wink: :wink:


Ok......... now try making something actually believable ok? even if the pretense is initially bull crap. 













Title: Re: elves
Post by: Vivid777 on July 04, 2008, 03:14:19 am
killops,rodes,dargons,dragons,and some types of dragnitites know how to kill a vampire and they're not humanoid
plus vaintines,tolkas,elves and antlanteans cant become vamps
aquas can but they're just like humans except they have 2 stomics(1 for storing energy,not the kind that comes from food but aroras)

Sorry Raziel.

Just so that you know that I was not just talking a load of "killops", I quickly noted my mathematical error.
I have since corrected and edited my mistake, which now reads as (33x4= 132 Billion years).

Sorry for my clumsy error *<:)

Vivid :spy:


Title: Re: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 04, 2008, 02:51:37 pm
this is not a joke topic i merly wish to inform you + yes the scientific laws here are unique at best
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Raziel on July 07, 2008, 05:50:29 pm
State your laws.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on July 08, 2008, 04:44:21 am
Yes, P L E A S E state YOUR laws.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 08, 2008, 07:15:27 am
ok there is Loters law that says: nothing can move at a speed higher or at the speed of light unless its already moving at that speed.therfor to travel at that speed you must use light or you will blow up
heres a law to go with the age thing
Rekos law: nothing in life and time can stay as is with out ageing with out the rulers energy

so what raziel said was true, but we found auras
1 beings aura could keep us alive for  at best 500,000yrs

now the elves,pronx,cains,tolka,rodes,and cerberus they live in diffrent universes so i dont know their laws

but as for the antlanteans,aquas,killops,dragons,dargons,and dragnitites they're top life is vereses around 50,000,000

Title: Re: elves
Post by: Vivid777 on July 08, 2008, 04:27:00 pm

We do have a human term for faster than light particles.

We call them tachyons on this planet.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on July 10, 2008, 11:01:44 pm
speaking as elven otherkin wth??? this information is quite trivial at best what are your resources maaan???
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Raziel on July 11, 2008, 02:02:42 am
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Vivid777 on July 11, 2008, 03:24:22 am

Justa doing my liddle bit, hehe

NASA - Warp Drive, When? FAQTachyons are hypothetical faster-than-light particles. ... To learn a little more about tachyons, visits the Usenet Physics FAQ’s on tachyons. ...
www.nasa.gov/lb/centers/glenn/research/warp/warpfaq.html 

Tachyonic antitelephone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaThe tachyonic antitelephone is a hypothetical device in theoretical physics that can be used to send signals into one's own past. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyonic_Antitelephone - 20k - Cached - Similar pages

 :spy:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 11, 2008, 09:29:37 am
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
I might get yelled at but you humans made up your laws and I AM NOT A HE YOU IDIOT
thank you for understanding and dont ask for my number because thats sex harrasment
Title: Re: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 11, 2008, 09:32:33 am
and also so what if my people made up laws to fit our science thats exactly what humans did
thats what every universe has done+humans dont know everything about this world so piss of raziel
Title: Re: elves
Post by: scaryfrightened on July 11, 2008, 12:03:09 pm
Does anyone think maybe theres a real elf anywhere on this site that could straighten this out?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 11, 2008, 06:21:06 pm
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)

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Title: Re: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 13, 2008, 04:35:15 pm
Does anyone think maybe theres a real elf anywhere on this site that could straighten this out?
I AM NOT AN ELF AND I SERTANLY DIDNT MAKE LAWS OF ANY KIND
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Raziel on July 13, 2008, 04:56:14 pm
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
I might get yelled at but you humans made up your laws and I AM NOT A HE YOU IDIOT
thank you for understanding and dont ask for my number because thats sex harrasment

if you do not wish to give me your number, then don't.
However, i can annoy you all i want and there is nothing you can do about it, mwahahahaha.

Gimme your number.


also, OUR laws were made through careful observation and deduction. sure they might be incomplete, but then at least we provide a base for our Laws.

you have to give us the scientific equations and proofs if you want us to even respect your laws.

Give us cold hard facts. belief is for religion, fact is for science.


You want to be taken seriously? start making sense. -_-
Title: Re: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 13, 2008, 05:03:07 pm
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
I might get yelled at but you humans made up your laws and I AM NOT A HE YOU IDIOT
thank you for understanding and dont ask for my number because thats sex harrasment

if you do not wish to give me your number, then don't.
However, i can annoy you all i want and there is nothing you can do about it, mwahahahaha.

Gimme your number.


also, OUR laws were made through careful observation and deduction. sure they might be incomplete, but then at least we provide a base for our Laws.

you have to give us the scientific equations and proofs if you want us to even respect your laws.

Give us cold hard facts. belief is for religion, fact is for science.


You want to be taken seriously? start making sense. -_-
our scintific equation you wouldnt understand because you dont know my language
and sorry if you dont do the belief but somethings just cant be proven
Title: Re: elves
Post by: scaryfrightened on July 14, 2008, 08:46:29 am
Does anyone think maybe theres a real elf anywhere on this site that could straighten this out?
I AM NOT AN ELF AND I SERTANLY DIDNT MAKE LAWS OF ANY KIND
I wasn't saying you were an elf. I was wondering if there might be an elf reading this or something.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: whitefox17 on July 14, 2008, 01:02:51 pm
oh well if there is I wish it would say somthing
serously maybe tell these nice people its lawsunless elves get in trouble for telling humans theres a war coming then for lifes sake get in trouble I did............serously though if there are elves I would like for you to speak
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 15, 2008, 03:11:10 am
ok speaking as the resident elf therian your way off the deep end and have clutched the lord of the rings bestiary a little to close at night
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 15, 2008, 03:43:07 am
I OFFICIALLY LABEL THIS THREAD:

GRADE A STUPIDITY
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on August 15, 2008, 05:40:26 am
she could be right
seems posible if she does come from another universe
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 15, 2008, 05:48:34 am
she could be right
seems posible if she does come from another universe

Oh yes, perfectly possible.
As possible as a talking squid wearing a cowboy hat falling out of the sky and killing you.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on August 15, 2008, 05:51:59 am
haha thats possible to
a person dresses up a squid that has been geniticly engineared to talk and they put it in a plane and it falls out
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 15, 2008, 05:55:42 am
haha thats possible to
a person dresses up a squid that has been geniticly engineared to talk and they put it in a plane and it falls out

Now you're just reaching to prove a point.
I suggest you quit before you overload the Infinite Improbability Drive.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on August 15, 2008, 05:59:16 am
 :lol:
sure why not
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 21, 2008, 08:41:56 pm
I OFFICIALLY LABEL THIS THREAD:

GRADE A STUPIDITY

 Nothing really to add... I just wanted to make sure that got said again...  :roll:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 22, 2008, 01:18:15 am
This is really sooo fun to read... like dumb and dumber....
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 22, 2008, 02:30:55 am
Since this is about elves, are they really how lord of The Rings & other fiction writers portrayed them? Or are they more like spirits?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Raziel on August 22, 2008, 04:25:11 am
J.R.R practically invented the concept of "elf".(aka legolas, arwen and elrond)


The norse legends and stuff all seemed like they were more like the fay right?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: bandersnatch on August 22, 2008, 04:39:31 am
J.R.R practically invented the concept of "elf".(aka legolas, arwen and elrond)


The norse legends and stuff all seemed like they were more like the fay right?

Well, ancient Celtic myths did have some elfs that were similar to those in Lord of the Rings.
The Norse used the same word for dwarfs and elfs a lot of the time, but they occasionally differentiated. The elfs in Norse myths ranged from small mischievous fairy-like things to beings similar to the Elfs in LotR.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 22, 2008, 07:56:00 am
Okay, now if modern day thinks elves are all tall & sexy, how the hell did the freaky midget things in Santa's workshop spring up? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: bandersnatch on August 22, 2008, 07:58:16 am
Okay, now if modern day thinks elves are all tall & sexy, how the hell did the freaky midget things in Santa's workshop spring up? :?

Because elf used to be a generic term for all fairies in some places.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 22, 2008, 08:02:21 am
Oooohhh, okay, that makes sense. :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: ImmortalKain on August 22, 2008, 11:02:23 am
And cause the santa story was invented by the delusions of a dying drunk bum on a street corner in Germany so he probally did see little elvens running around in his liquor induced semi-coma. 
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 22, 2008, 11:05:45 am
*<:) *<:)


 Hey... wait a minute.... I've never been to Germany....  :spy:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: ImmortalKain on August 22, 2008, 11:10:58 am
yet.... :spy:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 22, 2008, 11:13:02 am
 :-o ............  :-*

 So... elves aren't all the tall sexy ones that TV and shyt portrays?? Do they have doformities and such too.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 22, 2008, 11:43:53 am
In some legends, "dark" elves have body parts of animals. As in they look completely human, but might have a hoof for a hand, or a crows foot. Or maybe a dogs ear. :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on August 22, 2008, 01:13:17 pm
donka se
Title: Re: elves
Post by: ImmortalKain on August 22, 2008, 01:18:02 pm
Interesting. I never heard that. Good contribution Pet!
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 22, 2008, 01:45:52 pm
In some legends, "dark" elves have body parts of animals. As in they look completely human, but might have a hoof for a hand, or a crows foot. Or maybe a dogs ear. :?
so your saying i have an asses tale or sumthing???
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 22, 2008, 02:23:46 pm
No, I'm just saying that that is what some legends say. :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 22, 2008, 02:28:40 pm
okey dokey than backto 100acre wood
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 22, 2008, 02:30:49 pm
Winnie the Pooh? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 22, 2008, 02:37:08 pm
and eor
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 22, 2008, 03:01:07 pm
I'm wearing a shirt with Eor on it right now. >_>

:spy: :spy: :spy:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 22, 2008, 03:02:09 pm
hallejulah
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 22, 2008, 03:07:33 pm
 Eeyore.....  :roll:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 22, 2008, 03:12:03 pm
oh ive never been able to spell his name correctly off the fly
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 22, 2008, 03:15:21 pm
 No worries... it's on my T-shirt.  :wink:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 22, 2008, 04:13:12 pm
i must have it
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 22, 2008, 07:07:46 pm
 You want I should take it off and just mail it to you?  :-P
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 23, 2008, 02:14:00 pm
si por favor me hephe
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 24, 2008, 09:24:07 am
 HA.. I'll get right on that.

 And.. a bit off topic... but... You're signature says slushie.. but the pic is of an icee. Those are different things!  :-P
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 24, 2008, 01:13:59 pm
yes it is me evil plan to confuse people muahhh hahahah
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 24, 2008, 03:02:30 pm
 Then you and terror should join forces. No one's more confusing than he is. Well... more somthing anyway. :roll:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 24, 2008, 03:59:34 pm
hahaha well ya sometimes
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 24, 2008, 06:32:43 pm
 So... Mr. Elf.... give us the run down here...
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 25, 2008, 04:25:13 am
about what ???
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 25, 2008, 05:26:13 am
Elves silly!!! *<:)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Kadesh on August 25, 2008, 05:42:24 pm
 Oy Vey!  :doh:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 03:53:16 am
ok well I'm pretty agile for a person of my stature 6ft 240lbs.Most cuts,scrapes,sores heal within three days unless they were caused by ahn iron object.
yes my ears are pointy and no I dont own a bow per say but I can shoot good bolt when i want to.yes i can sing well no i cant talk to squirrels yes i can talk to trees and when it comes to elven lore if it sounds sensible it's most likely true.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 26, 2008, 04:09:18 am
So, what in your opinion are traits of an elf?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 12:45:49 pm
well gracefullness beauty presence although im clumsy from time to time acne ridden and socially awkward i guess it would be easiest to spot
an elf by there love of nature and natural beauty art, knowledge and there seeming abilityto be quite and unnoticable when they wish it
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 12:48:01 pm
Cool, what are the different types of elves? & what specifically separates them from the other fey?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:03:58 pm
as far as i know there  are the standard elves like most would think you know (lives in forests shoot arrows and all that loveable crap) dark elves like
muaw and the hoity toity light elves or high elves i think is what some people call them  know  from the legends ive managed to procure all elves used to be the same except the high elves were avid beleiver in white magic where as dark elves or the elves who were to become daark elves took magic with a more varied aproach Dark elemental blood anyways they were exiled into hiding or at least away from high elves the elves who held middle ground became the normal elves the high elves kept to themselves and the dark elves slowly were changed by different magics. no elves are seperated from other fey how you ask/ well my loves we have no wings and of course we are quite larger than our cousins and can usually mingle in with normal people.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 01:06:26 pm
Are elves related to humans? I mean, if they are a different species, how can they cross breed with us? Even hybrids such as mules, or Ligers, are made from two closely related species.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:11:50 pm
unfortunately petling i have no way of finding out but i would guess yes although early stories of halv elves or there further generations all of witch could be called changeling's either have birth defects or physical malformities and or  various odd features
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 26, 2008, 01:14:00 pm
Well, they are humanoid....
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 01:15:00 pm
Oh, that sucks. It must be awful loving someone, but knowing you can never have a family cuz of that.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:16:00 pm
well morgan lefay did and her sons ended up being kings although one with freakishly large teeth kings
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 01:20:54 pm
Wait, wasn't she king Arthur's sister? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:22:31 pm
half sister and yes she was half fey she intern had malformities learned sorcery originally to be able to make herself beautiful
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 01:25:22 pm
Ah, okay. The only version I know of that story was Lady of The Mists.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:28:23 pm
yaya avalon by the way i had a spell for making mist anyway yes her sons were royalty and one fourth fay she left her husband because he saw her bathing one day without the aid of a glamour and she ran away or flew away in some storys
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 01:30:05 pm
Did she really boink her own brother? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:32:05 pm
well i dont know if she did dont you think shed try to abolish that from the anals (haha anals) of history and supposedly if she did she was intoxicated fertility magic driven and was somehow had her face hidden from view
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 01:33:35 pm
Hmmm, makes sense.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:34:54 pm
god pet we are just filling these threads to the brim
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 26, 2008, 01:40:16 pm
Good, now what type of abilities are unique to elves?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 26, 2008, 01:43:21 pm
here im absolutely baffled because i dont know that many elves even fewer that are into magic or anything but my friends and i are for the most part empaths and sensitives to say  the least and those are the ones who dont practice magic
Title: Re: elves
Post by: blow_fly on August 27, 2008, 02:01:20 am
If I were to brandish an iron blade at you, would you flee in terror? Are you able speak the native language of your ancestors? Is there anything unusual about your parentage? When did you decide you were an elf?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on August 27, 2008, 02:13:15 am
when he saw the birth tattoos?
maybe
or when he could shoot an arrow like it was nothing
or when an unknown language just burst out of his mouth
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 04:00:34 am
If I were to brandish an iron blade at you, would you flee in terror? Are you able speak the native language of your ancestors? Is there anything unusual about your parentage? When did you decide you were an elf?
no i can not speak elvish yes I have birth tattooss archery is not that hard and sometimes i unknowingly speak latin.
if you did manage to find a ure iron blade not some crappy alloy if you did manage to cut me it would just negate my regenerative abilities
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 04:35:05 am
Great, I think Im an elf now.... tnx for confusing me...  :roll: *<:)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 04:36:58 am
oh so you also have a slight aversion to iron tapered ears kick arse archery skills birtth tattoos and an aptitude towards magic and knowledge
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 04:39:33 am
oh so you also have a slight aversion to iron tapered ears kick arse archery skills birtth tattoos and an aptitude towards magic and knowledge

Birthmark- checked

Iron- not sure

Archery- checked

Magik and knowledge- double checked

Ears- they look funny, yes....
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 04:42:51 am
well when you put it that way :wink:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 05:06:20 am
Yeah.... and it would be quite easy if I hadnt all those other... symptoms as well  :wink:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 05:07:19 am
yes yes yes discribe these symptoms or i break out thw suppositories
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 05:08:46 am
Are you sure? I mean, I wrote for several times here on the forum about this stuff. Although, if you insist...
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 05:16:08 am
yes one well written hyper long post how long you ask tommy lee sstaus
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 05:26:13 am
Ok, well, then... besides from my traits of an elf, Im also extra sensible, meaning I see shadows and orbs when no one else can. I sense animals, meaning, understand them. I have visions-dreams. I crave food with blood. Much of it. As raw as possible. I have high level of bio energy, sometimes I can heal others headaches as well. I have extraordinary hearing ability. I checked that in the hospital, I hear more than ordinary humans do. Example, I can hear what person says from 100 m, even through a closed window. Entities of different types like to approach me... I call it The Shining (like the movie). I have unusual amount of pheromones. And that is not so good as someone may think... caused me a lot of troubles in my life, with men... Sometimes I shift, but not into a were or something like that... Im humanoid, I just dont know what, cause I havent seen no one looking like that, not even in a fantasy movie... also, I have a strong connection with storms and nature, especially woods... water... earth. Everything I plant, grows better than plants I didnt plant.... same as animals, if I take a pup that is condemned to die due to exhaustion, it will grow strong and smart....

cant think of more now...

is it enough?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 05:28:10 am
i think we have a winner phil
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 05:50:55 am
Now, who the heck is phil???
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 05:51:46 am
my co game show host
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 05:53:38 am
Oh, the bold dude?  *<:)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 05:54:41 am
he prefers hairily challenged
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 05:58:05 am
ok, I see that. Now, please back to Elves  :focus:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 06:01:21 am
ok well what do you want to know (again)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 06:04:13 am
Well, if Im an elf, then wth Im doing here?  :lol:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 27, 2008, 06:05:36 am
Well, if Im an elf, then wth Im doing here?  :lol:

Dancing around in bright green tights and sprinkling pixie dust every which way.
That's my guess.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 06:06:52 am
or i dont know maybe because weve always existed on this plane
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 06:13:12 am
logical, yes... :doh:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 06:17:44 am
and traceable through the anals oflore
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 27, 2008, 06:19:59 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I read that as "anal flowers"  *<:)

Dude, it's spelled "annals", and you should put a space between "of" and "lore".
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 06:20:55 am
yes i know my grammar is atrocious but my grammare is quite on pare
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 06:28:08 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I read that as "anal flowers"  *<:)

Dude, it's spelled "annals", and you should put a space between "of" and "lore".

needly, you enjoy this dont ya? leave him be, he isnt the only one here who has a bad grammar, and I would really not like you go to each of those members saying: see, wrong, stupid!

Are you a teacher or something?  :wink:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 27, 2008, 06:30:35 am
Oh geesh Nina!!! Don't give him horrible ideas!!! :-P

Hey now, I think someone deleted my earlier post, but are elves shmexy? >_>
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 27, 2008, 06:33:53 am

needly, you enjoy this dont ya? leave him be, he isnt the only one here who has a bad grammar, and I would really not like you go to each of those members saying: see, wrong, stupid!

Are you a teacher or something?  :wink:

yeah, I'm a grammar Nazi, I'll admit it.
but there's no excuse for not speaking proper English unless it's not your first language, and even then if you're going to be on an English-language website, it's best to not say anything unles you can be legible. You know?
But really I do it to help out. Instead of calling him a complete braindead fuckwit that needs to shut the fark up, I'm simply pointing out a mistake he made. Not all people are that nice.
And really the only reason I said anything at all is because I read it wrong, and what I thought it said was freakin' hilarious.

No, I'm not a teacher, but I've considered becoming one.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 27, 2008, 06:36:29 am
You spelled reason wrong. :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 27, 2008, 06:37:23 am
You spelled reason wrong. :-D

Did I? Really?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 27, 2008, 06:38:49 am
Quit editing, you jack ass!!! Now will Levin answer my question, or not? :x
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 06:44:35 am
Nice touch, Pet!  :wink:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 27, 2008, 07:03:34 am
Why thank you, Nina. :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 07:30:58 am
yes im shmexy as hell but to be frank everyones ugly every once in a while
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 27, 2008, 07:32:54 am
yes im shmexy as hell but to be frank everyones ugly every once in a while

Except for me. I'm beautiful all the time  :-*
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Raziel on August 27, 2008, 08:00:44 am
yes im shmexy as hell but to be frank everyones ugly every once in a while

Except for me. I'm beautiful all the time  :-*


*pukes in someone's bra*
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 08:05:53 am
the lies the lies I can't take the lies (smashes his head into a wall of cinder blocks)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 27, 2008, 08:10:23 am
Quote
*pukes in someone's bra*
Don't lie, we all know it's your bra Raz. :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 08:11:39 am
 :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 27, 2008, 10:17:31 am
Quote
*pukes in someone's bra*
Don't lie, we all know it's your bra Raz. :-D

Ha ha, busted, buster!!!!  *<:)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 27, 2008, 10:42:37 am
poor raz now we alll saw his bra tissues soaked with spew
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Countess on August 27, 2008, 09:39:25 pm
In actuality, elves vary greatly in appearance & temperment depending where they come from. In general they are not the Legolas or Arwen type. They are generally short & chubby. Tolkiens elves are in actuallity more similar to certain Fey races such as wood nymphs. Most elves are "trooping elves" which means they live in groups these are generally beneficial to humans. Solitary elves are more dangerous & more rare. They do age more slowly than humans, but not the 1year=1billion years. More like 1=50 or 100. The hair/eye thing is something I have never heard outside of works of fiction pertaining mainly to the Fey.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 28, 2008, 05:45:50 am
I can see the resemblance here between elves and nords (alien species). Could those two be related?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 28, 2008, 06:09:47 am
I can see the resemblance here between elves and nords (alien species). Could those two be related?

I wouldn't be surprised. Nords are supposed to be extremely unsettling, but beautiful at the same time. Those are characteristics that have been associated with elves.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 28, 2008, 07:07:22 am
Are you saying the two of us are actually agreeing on this? :-o :-o :-o
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 28, 2008, 07:10:57 am
Are you saying the two of us are actually agreeing on this? :-o :-o :-o

Oh good heavens! Stop the press!

Seriously though, I wouldn't doubt that the phenomena of Nordic aliens and elves are somehow related.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 28, 2008, 07:15:41 am
Aliens have been known in all parts of world under godlike names and constitutions... so, it would really not be so unimaginable...
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 28, 2008, 07:19:02 am
Aliens have been known in all parts of world under godlike names


A certain Thneedly comes to mind.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 28, 2008, 07:40:59 am
Dont over do it....
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 12:30:34 pm
mmmmmmmmmmm very good theorys
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 28, 2008, 12:36:26 pm
See, we are quite smart when we work all together!!!  :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 12:38:40 pm
yay friendship and cooperation uhhhh no i feel like an afterschool special
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 28, 2008, 12:44:12 pm
No, forget the school pic, and imagine monstrous Tribe!!!! Kad, SA, Pet and I dancing nude around the fire, covered with blood, and males roaring and tearing the cow... see, aint that better?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 12:45:55 pm
so much but now im hungry and these petty human brains arent enough for my alien beauty to be sustained
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 28, 2008, 12:50:41 pm
No, forget the school pic, and imagine monstrous Tribe!!!! Kad, SA, Pet and I dancing nude around the fire, covered with blood, and males roaring and tearing the cow... see, aint that better?

I like that image a lot.
A LOT.

In your little vision of the monstrous tribe, where would I be?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 12:51:39 pm
ripp ing out the small intestine as always thneedly
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 28, 2008, 12:53:46 pm
Mmmmm...Delicious.

I'm much more partial to the brain, though.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 12:54:45 pm
heart meat is sweet buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut :focus:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on August 28, 2008, 01:00:23 pm
So is the liver  :wink:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 28, 2008, 01:07:38 pm
Are some classes/breeds(?) of elves purely herbivorous? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 01:18:18 pm
i wouldnt think so any body else know???
Title: Re: elves
Post by: thneedly on August 28, 2008, 01:19:06 pm
Are some classes/breeds(?) of elves purely herbivorous? :?

I imagine so, but I don't doubt those are just as savage as the elves that eat meat.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 01:34:43 pm
elves savage???
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 28, 2008, 01:36:26 pm
Well, durrr, how do they massacre any humans stupid enough to invade their territory? Their is a reason a lot of them were considered "bad" by humans.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 01:39:06 pm
yes but still ouchies
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 28, 2008, 01:42:37 pm
It's not just elves, a lot of mammalian herbivores are like that. Look at hippos, water buffalo, mean old goats, the list goes on. :-P
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 01:43:58 pm
well that it does and elephants
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 28, 2008, 01:44:56 pm
Yep. So back to elves. :-D
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 01:47:17 pm
does anyone know how elves cross into the fay world
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 28, 2008, 01:49:23 pm
Nope, no clue. :? :lol:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on August 28, 2008, 01:50:06 pm
damm
Title: Re: elves
Post by: ~Divinity~ on August 29, 2008, 05:24:31 pm
I've tried, it requires some kind of energy aura that surrounds the elves and admits them, allowing them to pass a barrier. The only way to get an aura would be to hold a live elf hostage, but you would have an arrow in between your eyes before you got within 50 yards.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 29, 2008, 05:26:21 pm
What about all those stories of humans getting taken to that world, & coming out decades later, not even aged? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: ~Divinity~ on August 29, 2008, 05:32:38 pm
You age differently in there. If elves are anything like Dryads, they have some kind of sex drive. Do to the fact that the men are who go to war typically, there must be more women then men. I think I'll let you draw your own conclusions from there.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on August 29, 2008, 06:26:19 pm
What does sex drive have to do with age? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: ~Divinity~ on August 29, 2008, 09:19:15 pm
Time passes slowly in the fay realm, and elves are already of the multiple species of the long lived. The long-lived have infused their realm with a timeless agelessness that allows time to pass slower there.

I was before explaining the reason they take the humans.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on September 01, 2008, 02:22:50 am
hold up hold up hold up not to be blunt but dryads dont knock boots the god forsaken tree spirits and as such they reproduce like trees or through the union of two souls and male dryads are peacefull i think your getting dryads mixed with nymphs
Title: Re: elves
Post by: ~Divinity~ on September 01, 2008, 09:09:09 am
In much of the Lore I've read Dryads were completely female. There are no males.
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on September 01, 2008, 10:27:13 am
same here
Title: Re: elves
Post by: otsmoke on September 01, 2008, 03:09:14 pm
does anyone know how elves cross into the fay world
They cross on a Ferry
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Petling on September 01, 2008, 04:12:23 pm
Isn't that the Grimm(?) Reaper? :?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on September 02, 2008, 02:18:43 am
nice try Ot
but no one was listening cept me
keep trying this place likes laughter
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on September 02, 2008, 06:05:36 am
ok again i realize most dryad lore centers around the women there are men to unlike nymphs were i doubt anyone has seen the males because there are none
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Nina on September 02, 2008, 06:27:06 am
does anyone know how elves cross into the fay world
They cross on a Ferry



 *<:) *<:) *<:) *<:) *<:) *<:)
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on September 02, 2008, 01:33:32 pm
see told you OT
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on September 03, 2008, 04:25:59 pm
 :focus:
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on September 12, 2008, 06:06:34 am
the topics done theres nothing to descuse
and she made this about elves not the fay,faries, etc
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Levinthross on September 13, 2008, 01:17:49 am
so but this was before we clarified the difference
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Daemonin on September 16, 2008, 06:17:55 am
Unless anyone wants to get  :focus: on elves, the thread may as well be locked.

Does anyone wish to continue?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: Regina Terra on November 06, 2008, 02:45:29 pm
Are elves centralized to Europe? Or are there parallel creatures in other countries?

I know this works with Dragons, so is it also true with elves?
Title: Re: elves
Post by: TheTerror on November 06, 2008, 02:48:41 pm
Yes Terra I need to speak to you .