Author Topic: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte  (Read 3716 times)

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2011, 03:48:57 PM »
Well, k, just for the laughs of it then, say they found this little man easy to manipulate, and with tech they had, they saw him becoming an influential war strategist. Wouldnt it be quite useful to be able to manipulate such a person if one wants to get mayhem?

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2011, 03:52:36 PM »
Oh sure, useful without doubt. To be able to control someone like Napolean?

But, what I was saying... is why Him?
Why not... oh I don't know... Hannibal? ( Not the Psycho, the General. )
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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2011, 05:03:37 PM »
Not the same time line. But who knows they haven't? I haven't held Hanibals skull lately, have you?  :-D Or Hitlers? Or Ghengis Khans. Or ...*put the name of a mad leader of choice* xD

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2011, 05:12:11 PM »
but WHY Napolean?!?! ( *whine * ) He is my LEAST favorite of all CuckooCoochoo leaders.

I haven't held anyone's skull lately... but I have held Hitler's Ice Skates.  :-o
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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2011, 05:28:44 PM »
I guess aliens lack your taste  *<:)

and ice skates? *tries to picture Hitler on ice skates doing piruettes*  :roll: *<:)

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2011, 05:32:07 PM »
Apparently, and they should fix that. I know if I was an Alien, I would have taken over much greater minds.

and yes, Ice Skates.
The best I could come up with, for an image, is a cartooned bigheaded Hitler, flailing around.
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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2011, 05:41:04 PM »
K, call me weird, but it puzzles me more why would anyone want Hitlers ice skates than why someone placed a chip in Napoleons head....  :lol:

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2011, 05:51:54 PM »
The irony in it. Hitler? of all people? Ice Skating? *shrug*

OH Nina that's a good one!! To continue the idea that this whole thing has ANY credibility...

Say they DID find Napolean with a chip in his head... What if, it's a Hoax and the Scientists don't know about it? Some outside influence other than Aliens, placed the chip there.
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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2011, 06:06:21 PM »
Ok, lets say its a hoax. Why?

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2011, 06:15:57 PM »
The first two I can think of, is Advertisement... maybe it's their chip. Something they would have gain in advertising? I don't think this one is very likely, but *shrug*

Destroying Credibility. That's the one that I find THE most likely.
Someone places something there, that OBVIOUSLY shouldn't be there.
Scientists find it, and here comes the idea that Aliens had something to do with this.
Someone finds it to be a Hoax... and it destroys the Scientists that are involved. Anything they come up with next, may not be taken seriously if they can even save face enough to try to continue on with their work.
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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2011, 06:44:45 PM »
Hm, its a thought worth of attention surely ;)

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2011, 07:09:56 PM »
The destroying credibility sounds good, it was done enough times to people probably. Can you two tell me what it takes for you to consider leaders crazy? Cause Hitler I get, but some of the others actually helped their countries, Napoleon got France back in order after the complete madness of the Revolution, and some of the policies he set up are still used today, if not in France than Louisiana. And Ghengis stabilized Asia for trade. So I'm not personally seeing them crazy.
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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2011, 07:57:23 PM »
Crazy..not quite.
They both seem like Common psychopaths and/or sociopaths.
Intelligent, organized, charismatic and extremely ruthless & power hungry.
They stabilized France and Asia, but probably not for the good of the people.
After all, what better way to be remembered than to make/ remake a whole country?

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2011, 08:02:33 PM »
Well, Hitler was considered an awesome leader even by Churchil to a point where they couldnt control him any more :-D Thats not the point. Point is, ANY leader that fits this
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Intelligent, organized, charismatic and extremely ruthless & power hungry.
would be a perfect candidate. Lets go closer to modern age and point out just some of my favs: Miloshevich, Bush, Gadaffi... that sort of gang ;)

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Re: Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2011, 08:07:14 PM »
True, but you have to admit, if they never came to power, we might be worse off than we are now, I know that other countries were starting to get fed up with France's Revolutionaries, and if France destroyed it self back then, who knows what state we will be in now. Sorry, I'm always getting caught up on what if questions. *<:) But for whatever reason, guys like Napoleon helped their countries. and your right Nina, the younger guys, well if they aren't crazy, they are stupid as hell.
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