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whitefox17

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Re: elves
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2008, 04:35:15 pm »
Does anyone think maybe theres a real elf anywhere on this site that could straighten this out?
I AM NOT AN ELF AND I SERTANLY DIDNT MAKE LAWS OF ANY KIND
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Re: elves
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2008, 04:56:14 pm »
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
I might get yelled at but you humans made up your laws and I AM NOT A HE YOU IDIOT
thank you for understanding and dont ask for my number because thats sex harrasment

if you do not wish to give me your number, then don't.
However, i can annoy you all i want and there is nothing you can do about it, mwahahahaha.

Gimme your number.


also, OUR laws were made through careful observation and deduction. sure they might be incomplete, but then at least we provide a base for our Laws.

you have to give us the scientific equations and proofs if you want us to even respect your laws.

Give us cold hard facts. belief is for religion, fact is for science.


You want to be taken seriously? start making sense. -_-
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whitefox17

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Re: elves
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2008, 05:03:07 pm »
ok, so he made up his own laws.  *<:)
I might get yelled at but you humans made up your laws and I AM NOT A HE YOU IDIOT
thank you for understanding and dont ask for my number because thats sex harrasment

if you do not wish to give me your number, then don't.
However, i can annoy you all i want and there is nothing you can do about it, mwahahahaha.

Gimme your number.


also, OUR laws were made through careful observation and deduction. sure they might be incomplete, but then at least we provide a base for our Laws.

you have to give us the scientific equations and proofs if you want us to even respect your laws.

Give us cold hard facts. belief is for religion, fact is for science.


You want to be taken seriously? start making sense. -_-
our scintific equation you wouldnt understand because you dont know my language
and sorry if you dont do the belief but somethings just cant be proven
"Look its a girl" said the doctor

"If she has my genes you might want to give her to me"

"Why"

"I bite, hard"

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Re: elves
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2008, 08:46:29 am »
Does anyone think maybe theres a real elf anywhere on this site that could straighten this out?
I AM NOT AN ELF AND I SERTANLY DIDNT MAKE LAWS OF ANY KIND
I wasn't saying you were an elf. I was wondering if there might be an elf reading this or something.

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Re: elves
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2008, 01:02:51 pm »
oh well if there is I wish it would say somthing
serously maybe tell these nice people its lawsunless elves get in trouble for telling humans theres a war coming then for lifes sake get in trouble I did............serously though if there are elves I would like for you to speak
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Re: elves
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2008, 03:11:10 am »
ok speaking as the resident elf therian your way off the deep end and have clutched the lord of the rings bestiary a little to close at night
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the wind that chills the night, the fire's golden light
the oceans call to you, the earthen fated tune,
I am the ivy binding tight i hold the spells all through the night, i am
nightshade's fated swoon of deaths kiss and witches broom

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Re: elves
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2008, 03:43:07 am »
I OFFICIALLY LABEL THIS THREAD:

GRADE A STUPIDITY
« Last Edit: August 15, 2008, 04:06:42 am by thneedly »

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Re: elves
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2008, 05:40:26 am »
she could be right
seems posible if she does come from another universe
dauši er meta of hįtt

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Re: elves
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2008, 05:48:34 am »
she could be right
seems posible if she does come from another universe

Oh yes, perfectly possible.
As possible as a talking squid wearing a cowboy hat falling out of the sky and killing you.

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Re: elves
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2008, 05:51:59 am »
haha thats possible to
a person dresses up a squid that has been geniticly engineared to talk and they put it in a plane and it falls out
dauši er meta of hįtt

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Re: elves
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2008, 05:55:42 am »
haha thats possible to
a person dresses up a squid that has been geniticly engineared to talk and they put it in a plane and it falls out

Now you're just reaching to prove a point.
I suggest you quit before you overload the Infinite Improbability Drive.

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Re: elves
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2008, 05:59:16 am »
 :lol:
sure why not
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Re: elves
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2008, 08:41:56 pm »
I OFFICIALLY LABEL THIS THREAD:

GRADE A STUPIDITY

 Nothing really to add... I just wanted to make sure that got said again...  :roll:
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Re: elves
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2008, 01:18:15 am »
This is really sooo fun to read... like dumb and dumber....

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Re: elves
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2008, 02:30:55 am »
Since this is about elves, are they really how lord of The Rings & other fiction writers portrayed them? Or are they more like spirits?