gather a bunch of rednecks and huntin dogs and several cases of beer. By morning, it should all be straightened out.

JK
so how can we help? What's the problem? did anyone get caught in the spotlight and made to do a softshoe dance? A soliloquy from Shakespeare? 15 minutes of standup? What?

That sounds exactly like something I saw coming home the other night. Not saying it is but it sounds like it and it
was several spotlights doing patterns and stuff in the sky. I've seen a UFO up close on at least two occasions and believe me, I
knew they weren't something else! Maybe you just wanted to share that experience. If so, I apologize for being a smart mouth. I can't help it. I'm a rebel.
