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Started by Raziel, December 16, 2007, 08:49:59 PM

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Raziel

Ok... now i'm bored and want to have fun......... so i'm making a link to a web site's humor area i found by searchng for evil overlord tips.


http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor.php


i so hope i'm not breaking any rules...... :-D


tell me yer favorites!!!!! And remeber!!!! Read at your own risk.

(warning: wiccans maybe offended at some of the stuff here but, meh. So?)
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But don't be afraid. And don't forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

Kadesh

 Butt Prints in the Sand............ it's now my desktop background.
...The monster in the cage
       Is coming for you...
         9-29-10

Raziel

Yes! Finally a reply!!!!!!

Thank you kadesh!
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But don't be afraid. And don't forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

Kadesh

 The Christian, Wiccian, & Sorcerer joke almost made me pee myself!!! 
...The monster in the cage
       Is coming for you...
         9-29-10

2gunsdrawn

The Christian, Wiccan, & Sorcerer joke was a rip-off. It was originally Navy & Marine... it's still funny, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to toss in that little tidbit of info..
Bang- you're dead.

Raziel

Meh... so?

Anyway how does  the navy and the marine go?
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But don't be afraid. And don't forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

2gunsdrawn

It's pretty much the same.. Two guys- one from the Navy, the other from the Marines, walk into a bathroom and relieve themselves. When they're done, the sailor washes his hands, but the Marine goes straight for the door. The Navy guy stops him and says, "You know, in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we piss." The Marines turns around and says. "Really? Well in the Marines they teach us not to piss on ourselves."
Bang- you're dead.

The cursed one

The christ. wiccan, & sorc. one is wow lol  :-D
I wasn't created to be blessed with the easy life. I was created to be cursed and forced to walk. And walk I do, and walk I shall.. I was created a blue rose within this vast field of red roses.

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