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Which would you choose to keep as a pet?

zombie mother
5 (31.3%)
zombie daughter
11 (68.8%)

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A Zombie as a Pet
« on: October 03, 2008, 12:26:39 PM »
The first thing ANYONE would do if they saw a single zombie would be to kill it. Yes, kill all zombies. Definitely.

BUT... say you're roaming around a city during an outbreak and you come across 2 zombies-  one is a child and the other is a mother.

Which would you choose to keep as a pet in this zombie ridden world and why???

YOU MUST PICK 1 OR THE OTHER. 
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 03:10:52 PM »
Mother obviously.

I think that the reasons speak for themselves.

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 03:33:12 PM »
Actually after thinking about it;
the daughter.

I guess this was a trick question, however, I've now seen through the ruse.

Simple really!

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 03:36:53 PM »
You know what, I'm not so sure now.
Im gonna hedge my bets.
I cut them both in half and join the mothers upper to the daughters lower half.

HAHA,  I think I've cracked it.

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 03:38:35 PM »
Mother obviously.

I think that the reasons speak for themselves.

What are your reasons?  Even if the reasons are obvious for some I think everyone would like to know.  

This was not a trick question.   And NO- you can't saw them in half and join them at the hip!  hahaha
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 03:42:48 PM »
How about lengthways from top to bottom?

Its a trickier cut but a novel solution.

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 03:47:49 PM »
hahaha you have to decide between each one as they are!  No mixing and matching limbs!
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 04:00:21 PM »
God, such rigid guidelines.
You'd go far in the military.

Ok I give up.

What IS the right answer?

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 04:02:21 PM »
There is no RIGHT answer.  I'm just trying to get reasons from people as to which they'd choose.
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 04:09:15 PM »
Little girl, easier to feed, less chance she'd starve & eat me. :wink:
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"I'm going to break him, and there will be blood."

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 04:10:52 PM »
Little girl, easier to feed, less chance she'd starve & eat me. :wink:


THANK YOU!!  Finally!  Someone who answers!  Anyone else?

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 04:12:53 PM »
Can you add anything? Like a zombie cat, dog, or bird? :?
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 04:18:31 PM »
Can you add anything? Like a zombie cat, dog, or bird? :?

What do you mean?  Like one of them has a pet?  Or like, a zombie bird flies by?
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 04:22:43 PM »
So now one of them has a pet.
That changes everything.

So whose is it?

You want reasons.
Well I need more info.

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 04:26:25 PM »
haha  I didn't know what he was asking!!
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