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Which would you choose to keep as a pet?

zombie mother
5 (31.3%)
zombie daughter
11 (68.8%)

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2008, 09:24:18 PM »
Maybe you'd get lucky and the male zombie would have permanent rigor mortise, Reg. =P

And I'd take the zombie mother, considering of course that she would be a MILF. I'd then proceed to pimp her out. She wouldn't mind. Though, the Johns would have to get over the smell of rotting flesh.
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2008, 09:22:03 AM »
Id take a zombie mom too! For oh, so many reasons...  :lol:

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2009, 10:44:54 AM »
Id take a zombie mom too! For oh, so many reasons...  :lol:

This topic has now gone from weird to awesome
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2009, 01:16:46 PM »
would I have the choice of.....my OWN mother?

veerrrrrry interesting....

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2009, 01:30:13 PM »
I wouldn't like my own mother to be near me, not even as a zombie pet. Even thougth it will be interesting to torture her being a zombie :evil: But a think I past :wink:
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2009, 04:43:33 PM »
I wouldn't like my own mother to be near me, not even as a zombie pet. Even thougth it will be interesting to torture her being a zombie :evil: But a think I past :wink:

ok NOW this is getting out of hand haha
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2009, 07:46:21 PM »
I'd pick Zombie daughter. She'd be younger, so that means easier to train to be a responsible adult Zombie. Then, I'd be rich and famous for domesticating a cannibalistic being. Another reason is due to my loving heart  :wink: by her being younger than the mother, she'd have more of a life to live and she's the one who hasn't lived a long life like the mother has.

What a thoughtful response!  And no, I'm not being sarcastic.

Though, you'd only be rich and famous IF the infection was cured etc. etc.
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2009, 09:15:09 AM »
Though, you'd only be rich and famous IF the infection was cured etc. etc.

True. I didn't think of that.

I mean, there's always the "what if the infection is cured" ting, I'm being picky.  So... good job!
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2009, 11:01:26 PM »
Hey you guys What if you were doin the dirty with your zombie plaything and the condom you were using(that's right you were being practical:-/) Busted and then you turned into a zombie!
I would choose the child and brainwash it to think like a human and I would like to walk with it undisguised by the other zombies...could work...maybe?
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2009, 07:28:08 AM »
Hahaha, I like it.
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2009, 04:43:00 PM »
I say KILL THEM BOTH!!!

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2009, 04:45:49 PM »
You seem to be forgetting, sexy zombie lady...
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2009, 01:44:44 AM »
Yeah gotta agree with Moonbaby...barf
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2009, 02:51:23 AM »
What's the matter? I would keep a sexy zombie love slave. But then again, I am a bit farked in the head.
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2009, 03:27:33 AM »
Technically, necrophilia, by definition, requires a dead person, and zombies could easily be argued to be alive (think Mrs Nerg), so technically, this ain't necrophilia...
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