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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2009, 05:42:30 PM »
Raz would probably bring an army......an army of zombies, he would probably be one of them :evil:

He'd be the black guy is Resident Evil number something, who first evolved. 
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2009, 05:46:56 PM »
lol, my friends and I have a thing with protecting zombies as an endangered species. How many of you know zombies? That's what I thought.
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2009, 07:19:59 PM »
lol, my friends and I have a thing with protecting zombies as an endangered species. How many of you know zombies? That's what I thought.

Ha! I like that.

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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2009, 09:37:50 AM »
Why'd a need condoms? What do you think I'll be doing hiding with survivalist chicks? Saving the human race trying to get them pregnant? The answer is no. I'd know I'm doomed and I'd want to get all the fark I can before the time's up.
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2009, 10:41:20 PM »
1.Zombie Antidote!!
2.Scythe(so I can knock a big crowd at once if circling around me I'd knock their heads off in one swift motion!)
3.A Yaht stocked with booze,jams,pizza,and Beavis and Butthead that I'll take out to a far out Alaskan Island and hey if I die I go out in some dignity and style!

Devinoir:Why'd a need condoms? What do you think I'll be doing hiding with survivalist chicks? Saving the human race trying to get them pregnant? The answer is no. I'd know I'm doomed and I'd want to get all the fark I can before the time's up.

Dude if your times coming up fark all you want without one you have no fear of dying in 10 yrs from aids you'd be dead as you imagine. fark condoms anyway.
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2009, 10:51:18 PM »
Well then you turned a horrible situation and the only outcome was death and produced life! Hah that would be terrible though! What if she was  pre-zombie and he got a zombie penis that attacked him? Haha ok that's just weird
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2009, 11:21:03 PM »
lol, my friends and I have a thing with protecting zombies as an endangered species. How many of you know zombies? That's what I thought.

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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2009, 12:00:27 PM »
Gimme a mini gun that never jams ,breaks,wearsout or over heats
Infinite ammo
A minigun stand that never breaks,bends or otherwise wears out

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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2009, 10:26:57 PM »
Gimme a mini gun that never jams ,breaks,wearsout or over heats
Infinite ammo
A minigun stand that never breaks,bends or otherwise wears out

LEt em all come! I shall make a wall out of the bodies of my foes!


Oh, well if we can take anything, give me admin rights on reality and a command to kill anybody/anything I want... Oh, and one to become invincible...

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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2009, 10:58:53 PM »
Oh my god, a post-apocalyptic world filled up with survivalist geeks.. good thing I won't see that.
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2009, 03:30:48 PM »
what I'd want to bring is all of my swords that I can carry,my camping gear,and enough explosives to blow up an elephant

realistically
1.chainmail

2.my longsword(or maybe my claymore...)

3.a crossbow,its ranged,easy,and it has more uses than a weapon

note: I live so far out that the nearest (tiny) mall is 1 and 1/2 hours driving at 60mph so ima wait for them,not go hunting
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2009, 12:17:25 AM »
Yeh, in a situation like that, heading bush would probbers be the best idea.

Or give me unlimited food and water supply, put me in the radio tower near the airport and I can just sit it out.  :-P
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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2009, 09:47:50 AM »
Yeah, that may be the smart thing to do but If I get a chance to kill a bunch of zombies Im takin it, thats got to be the ultimate stress reliever.


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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2009, 10:08:32 AM »
Gimme a mini gun that never jams ,breaks,wearsout or over heats
Infinite ammo
A minigun stand that never breaks,bends or otherwise wears out

LEt em all come! I shall make a wall out of the bodies of my foes!


Oh, well if we can take anything, give me admin rights on reality and a command to kill anybody/anything I want... Oh, and one to become invincible...

only hax0rs shall survive the apocalypse.


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Re: 3 things you'd bring with you if zombies invade.
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2009, 06:30:07 PM »
Indeed MUAHAHAHA :evil:
Seek not beauty in battle. Seek not beauty in death. Consider not your own life. If you wish to protect that which must be protected, then strike when your opponent's back is turned.