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Title: How old is too old?...
Post by: Alphamale on October 31, 2006, 11:54:10 AM
to go trick or treeting?
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Post by: Nina on October 31, 2006, 01:39:35 PM
I was wondering the same ...  
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Post by: M Sidhe on October 31, 2006, 01:44:06 PM
Who cares if kids think its' 'gay' or stupid! I'd go this year, but didn't have anything prepared. I thnk anyone should go if they want to!
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Post by: Moloch on October 31, 2006, 03:14:43 PM
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Post by: Shadowborn on November 01, 2006, 10:42:34 AM
to go trick or treeting?

My rule is that if you're old enough to work and buy your own candy, then you're too old to be begging on my doorstep...plus, I'll have no qualms about turning the hose on you if you try to TP the place because I won't give you any.  :evil:
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Post by: Nina on November 01, 2006, 11:32:26 AM
Gee, I wouldnt wanna have a friend like you, you are NO FUN
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Post by: Shadowborn on November 03, 2006, 10:18:27 AM
Gee, I wouldnt wanna have a friend like you, you are NO FUN

No, you're just not mean-spirited enough to realize just how fun hosing someone down on a cold, blustery October night can really be.  :-P
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Post by: barmethius on November 03, 2006, 02:14:51 PM
Lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Nina on November 04, 2006, 04:58:53 AM
I know its cold, but its only one Halloween in a year!!!
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Post by: Moloch on November 04, 2006, 08:45:10 PM
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Post by: demon.hunter on November 04, 2006, 09:06:06 PM
Yes, and i can understand him. Aint nobody gonna shove their fat butt down MY chimney!
Nah, just kiddin.
I think your freshman year in high school is the last year you should trick or treat. Unless youre going with a younger siblin or firend. In that case, knock yourself out.
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Post by: Rykon on November 06, 2006, 10:31:00 AM
i'm a freshman and i went trick or treating this year. I love Halloween. I believe that anyone who dresses up deserves candy. Like if a 20 year old just goes up to your door dressed in ordinary clothes i don't think you should give him candy. but say he dressed up as a vampire or werewolf or something i think he deserves it. I will trick or treat as long as i live.
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Post by: Nina on November 06, 2006, 11:23:27 AM
Applaude
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Post by: Shadowborn on November 06, 2006, 02:18:44 PM
Somehow I get the impression that he'd light a fire under St. Nick if he got stuck in his chimney.

Completely different situation; he's giving me stuff.  :-D
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Post by: Shadowborn on November 06, 2006, 02:20:01 PM
I think your freshman year in high school is the last year you should trick or treat.

Exactly. After that, you should go to clandestine Halloween parties and get drunk like all the other teens.
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Post by: Horus on November 06, 2006, 05:40:39 PM
maybe he goes there after trick or treating
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Post by: Shadowborn on November 07, 2006, 02:40:53 PM
Hopefully not. Barfing up alcohol mixed with tootsie rolls and nougat is never a good thing.
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Post by: Moloch on November 07, 2006, 04:14:46 PM
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Post by: Shadowborn on November 07, 2006, 05:37:08 PM
Sorry, I forgot my tags...

[irony]Exactly. After that, you should go to clandestine Halloween parties and get drunk like all the other teens.[/irony]

There. Wouldn't want to confuse anyone...  :-D
Title: Re: How old is too old?...
Post by: DemonHunterofIndiana on June 19, 2008, 01:48:02 AM
Age is a number.
I've heard obese adults speak of a lack of exercise because they are too old. Perhaps their bones are frail, but they can refrain from high impact
activities. Instead, they sit around and watch the Golden Girls.
Disgusting in my eyes.

If you've got the balls to dress up and go from door to door to neighbors who will recognize you, then hell, go ahead. I'd applaud
an adult if I saw him out there with me.

I realize this topics been dead, but I like to revive.
And I couldn't pass up a conversation on my favorite holiday.
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Post by: Nina on June 19, 2008, 02:08:43 AM
Yeah, this topic should be revived. We need to wake people up so they would all be nice and costumed and ready for the next Halloween, in low start, waiting for the bang and screaming trough streets.

I know that being 30 and costumed people maybe look strange at you (my mother for ex.) but that shouldnt discourage you.

My fav costume is of a witch,, and strangely, all that clothes I wear every day, but in such a mix and with a wig and witch hat, it is really workin....

people, if you see a witch in Arts boots, it is me  :-D
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Post by: Sick_Angel13 on June 19, 2008, 07:12:12 AM
Heck I dressed into many different witches when I was younger, now I prefer making my own costume for something more original. Hmmm...

It's good if people give ideas, if anyone are still unsure what they'll be and I really need to convince my friend not to go as he vocalist of KISS again. lol
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Post by: Nina on June 19, 2008, 07:48:24 AM
LMAO!!!


vocalist of Kiss???


That is waaaaay out man, way out!

Do Amy Winehouse, she is scary!!!!

 *<:) *<:) *<:)
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Post by: Sick_Angel13 on June 19, 2008, 08:13:42 AM
hahahahaha :lol:

Ewww Amy Winehouse? I used to be her fan but she's so drunk and drugged now it's lame, and after that racist video she and her man had made she deserves to be in jail or something. lol

Hmmmm... I can go as a normal person (That what I call SCARY lol) but on one would get it. ^^

 
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Post by: DemonHunterofIndiana on June 20, 2008, 11:07:43 PM
hahahahaha :lol:

Ewww Amy Winehouse? I used to be her fan but she's so drunk and drugged now it's lame, and after that racist video she and her man had made she deserves to be in jail or something. lol

Hmmmm... I can go as a normal person (That what I call SCARY lol) but on one would get it. ^^

 
This post makes me postulate what you look like. Curiosity killed the cat.  :gun:
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Post by: Sick_Angel13 on June 21, 2008, 05:42:55 AM
hahahahaha :lol:

Ewww Amy Winehouse? I used to be her fan but she's so drunk and drugged now it's lame, and after that racist video she and her man had made she deserves to be in jail or something. lol

Hmmmm... I can go as a normal person (That what I call SCARY lol) but on one would get it. ^^

 
This post makes me postulate what you look like. Curiosity killed the cat.  :gun:

 <^> *<:)
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Post by: Raziel on June 21, 2008, 04:34:17 PM
Uahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


So HOW OLD is TOO OLD? do we have a specific age? or can 18yrolds still go?
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Post by: Nina on June 22, 2008, 08:25:31 AM
18????


Are you farkin normal!!!?????


Hi hi!!!!  :-D
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Post by: Raziel on June 22, 2008, 11:21:38 AM
Hey! normal isn't just normal! its different from different! :-D
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Post by: Sick_Angel13 on June 22, 2008, 11:37:47 AM
Yeah, personally normal isn't normal because it's different to be normal and normal to be different, but different is normal all the same because it's normally different. Uh ... what? *professionalism fades*
 :banplea:
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Post by: Nina on June 22, 2008, 03:32:29 PM
banplea approved, awaiting deployment!!!  :-fly)










 :-D
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Post by: Raziel on June 22, 2008, 06:56:31 PM
Hooray for circular reasoning!
(man I've got to stop making these one liners)
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Post by: ImmortalKain on June 22, 2008, 11:38:35 PM
Wait theres an age limit?!?!  :roll:
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Post by: DemonHunterofIndiana on June 22, 2008, 11:50:10 PM
Yeah, personally normal isn't normal because it's different to be normal and normal to be different, but different is normal all the same because it's normally different. Uh ... what? *professionalism fades*
 :banplea:
Sounds a bit too paradoxical to me. Haha.  :wink:
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Post by: manwolfx on March 20, 2009, 08:05:48 AM
Why is there an age limit for everything? Try this in for size you can join the military at 18 but you can't have drink in a bar til you're 21
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Post by: sexywolfgirl on April 29, 2009, 11:59:26 AM
That is screwed up. I want to drink now! I really want to try a wine cooler. :laugh:
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Post by: Muerte on April 29, 2009, 02:58:34 PM
Make mine a Turkey on the rocks.
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Post by: Ryobi on June 21, 2009, 03:46:08 AM
Lower drinking age at the bottom of the world guys!

The problem on halloween is; you get all those yr 12rs going around the neighbourhood wasted and high in what.... togas? Yelling for candy. Turn the hose on them, they'll just dance on your lawn then skip off in their wet sheets to whoever's party is closest.

There should be no age limit on fun... shame that they're the only people who trick or treat now a days anyway. It's just not a national tradition over here.

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Post by: Devinoir on June 23, 2009, 04:08:16 AM
Lower drinking age at the bottom of the world guys!

The problem on halloween is; you get all those yr 12rs going around the neighbourhood wasted and high in what.... togas? Yelling for candy. Turn the hose on them, they'll just dance on your lawn then skip off in their wet sheets to whoever's party is closest.

There should be no age limit on fun... shame that they're the only people who trick or treat now a days anyway. It's just not a national tradition over here.



I agree, I think there should be no limitation as it is not only the kids' holiday, it's one for everyone!
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on August 10, 2009, 04:15:45 PM
I'm fixin to turn 22,and I still get dressed up and trick r treat every year...life's too short and hey its my favorite holiday! Anyone that says I'm too old I tell em you can never be to old to have fun...
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Post by: DarkMoonRising on August 10, 2009, 04:29:33 PM
Go trick or treating with you're little sister/brother/nephew/niece(or something)/neighbour/..
you get all the fun and nobody will think that you're to old cause you're taking you're little (choose one from above)!
xD that's a solution if u don't want people to find out u still like trick or treating.

and if u don't mind what people are saying just go! it's stupid to put a limit on trick or treating (lol go trick or treating in Europe! xD
we don't have a age limit here xD!!)
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Post by: Devinoir on August 10, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
Neither do we have a strong drinking policy. You're old enough to hold a bottle? You get a free beer, and it's vodka in Russia..
In Armenia, it's both.
Title: Re: How old is too old?...
Post by: Raziel on August 11, 2009, 10:27:32 AM
Alcohol equals awesome.
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on August 11, 2009, 10:43:32 AM
Neither do we have a strong drinking policy. You're old enough to hold a bottle? You get a free beer, and it's vodka in Russia..
In Armenia, it's both.

I've done research on european teens and drinking and my studies have found that those teens are less likely to become alcoholics vs American teens who cant legally drink until the age of 21. It makes sense though if ya think about it. When you cant have something it just makes you want it that much more! :evil:
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Post by: KubeSix on August 11, 2009, 11:13:04 AM
Neither do we have a strong drinking policy. You're old enough to hold a bottle? You get a free beer, and it's vodka in Russia..
In Armenia, it's both.

I've done research on european teens and drinking and my studies have found that those teens are less likely to become alcoholics vs American teens who cant legally drink until the age of 21. It makes sense though if ya think about it. When you cant have something it just makes you want it that much more! :evil:

In Canada we only wait 'til 18 :-D (Or so says the law... :spy: Especially the law here in Quebec, because everyone follows it... /end sarcasm)
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on August 11, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
Wow,18? They're trying to lower the drinking age to 18 here as well.I think it'd be a good thing.Less tension.
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Post by: KubeSix on August 11, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
They've raised the minimum age to get a driver's license, thoguh. Everyone born after 1992 has to wait 'til they're 18. It should lower the amount of teens killing themselves on the road each year... (So now I can remind my cousin she has to wait another 2 years and I'm getting my license next month <^>)
Title: Re: How old is too old?...
Post by: Ryobi on August 11, 2009, 05:40:10 PM
Here the drinking age is 18 but it doesn't really do much outside of the pubs. Most parents would rather get their kids drinking early so that they know what their limit is by the time they're partying and can keep the drinking under control by themselves. However if you know the BWS staff then you're set anyway, otherwise pray you're a guy because your dad will buy you alcohol himself.

What's even funnier is that the 'sex-age' is 16, so we can legally have children before we even start drinking. 
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Post by: KubeSix on August 11, 2009, 06:06:26 PM
Here the drinking age is 18 but it doesn't really do much outside of the pubs. Most parents would rather get their kids drinking early so that they know what their limit is by the time they're partying and can keep the drinking under control by themselves. However if you know the BWS staff then you're set anyway, otherwise pray you're a guy because your dad will buy you alcohol himself.

What's even funnier is that the 'sex-age' is 16, so we can legally have children before we even start drinking. 

Heh, same here. Well actually it's 16, as long as your partner's within four years older than you. Over 4 years is considered pedophilia. The thing is, if you have sex with someone under 18, even if you're a minor too, and you can't prove it was consensual, it's just too easy for the other one to say it was rape. (Moral of the story: Don't go around sleeping with any and everyone :wink:)
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Post by: Ryobi on August 11, 2009, 06:48:49 PM
It makes for many a court summoning after schoolies that law. Anyone can say they were raped and it's frankly surprising how many do.

What's even more annoying is that, if you're forced into a relationship/sex with someone who is 4 years younger than you, it doesn't matter that it was non-consensual you still get charged with pedophilia.
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Post by: Devinoir on August 11, 2009, 10:22:19 PM
So when I had sex with a 25 year old she officially raped me? Neat.
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Post by: KubeSix on August 12, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
I'm not sure if it would be rape since she had your consent. She... had your consent, right? XD She's just officially a pedophile now :-P (Though to be considered a pedophile you have to show signs of pedophilia for six months straight, I think... If you don't it's just considered a passing mental thingy and you're completely normal :-P)
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Post by: Devinoir on August 12, 2009, 04:17:22 PM
No, she didn't have my consent.. I had hers, though.
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on August 20, 2009, 09:34:30 AM
If she didn't have your consent it was rape.

To be a pedophile,all you have to do is have sex with someone under the legal age.Doesn't matter if both consented to it or not.That's the way it is in the states anyway.
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Post by: Devinoir on August 21, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
Ehhh.. So I was raped yesterday.. again? I mean, she's like 22 or something.
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Post by: onishadowolf on August 21, 2009, 10:27:31 PM
Dude, stop getting raped. (go for more)Lol!!!
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Post by: Devinoir on August 23, 2009, 04:42:16 PM
Should I call the police?
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Post by: onishadowolf on August 23, 2009, 07:02:29 PM
Yes, so you can borrow their handcuffs!
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Post by: Devinoir on August 23, 2009, 10:19:58 PM
Good idea.
"I had her so good the police came three times.."
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Post by: Muerte on August 24, 2009, 12:49:54 AM
  I know I have been gone a while but I really need to ask.  How did a conversation go from trick or treating evolve into having consectual sex with pedophiles?  Dev, I really do hope the 22 year old (or somewhere around there) was in Armenia and not part of your exchange program, that could lead to difficulties, but hey, have fun while it last, I myself prefer older women, as I have stated before. Virgins are such a pain to train.
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Post by: Ryobi on August 24, 2009, 01:05:31 AM
Will you be hanging around more now that your son is a poster?

Anyway, talking about pedophillia...

I was talking with my biology teacher today about a recent case of sexual harrassment by a teacher at another school. She told me about one time before 'no sex with students' was enforced, when she was walking down the upstairs corridor during lunch (completely deserted) and saw the lab-tech doing a grade 12 kid on top of the work benches. Apparently, after that incident she has never been able to walk down that corridor again, without getting shivers of (for lack of a better word) disgust.
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Post by: Muerte on August 24, 2009, 01:15:09 AM
Will you be hanging around more now that your son is a poster?

Anyway, talking about pedophillia...

I was talking with my biology teacher today about a recent case of sexual harrassment by a teacher at another school. She told me about one time before 'no sex with students' was enforced, when she was walking down the upstairs corridor during lunch (completely deserted) and saw the lab-tech doing a grade 12 kid on top of the work benches. Apparently, after that incident she has never been able to walk down that corridor again, without getting shivers of (for lack of a better word) disgust.

  No I will be posting more now that I have thrown out the drugs they said should kill the pain.  (fat chance, they clouded my thinking, but the pain was still present, the farking Liars)

  My son is a stand alone kind of guy, and I will rarely comment on his post, he would not appreciate the old man interfering in his business, but do not worry, he will provide all with a fresh perspective on all subjects.  He is my son after all.

  As for sex in school by teachers and students, ahh how corrupt humanity is, sort of sickening the depths society will plunge wouldn't you say?
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Post by: Ryobi on August 24, 2009, 01:19:47 AM
Will you be hanging around more now that your son is a poster?

Anyway, talking about pedophillia...

I was talking with my biology teacher today about a recent case of sexual harrassment by a teacher at another school. She told me about one time before 'no sex with students' was enforced, when she was walking down the upstairs corridor during lunch (completely deserted) and saw the lab-tech doing a grade 12 kid on top of the work benches. Apparently, after that incident she has never been able to walk down that corridor again, without getting shivers of (for lack of a better word) disgust.

  No I will be posting more now that I have thrown out the drugs they said should kill the pain.  (fat chance, they clouded my thinking, but the pain was still present, the farking Liars)

  My son is a stand alone kind of guy, and I will rarely comment on his post, he would not appreciate the old man interfering in his business, but do not worry, he will provide all with a fresh perspective on all subjects.  He is my son after all.

  As for sex in school by teachers and students, ahh how corrupt humanity is, sort of sickening the depths society will plunge wouldn't you say?

Well from what she says, it most definitely wasn't rape, just two people physically attracted to each other. Lab-techs are usually around 3 - 4 years older than year 12 students, so not that much of an age difference either.
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Post by: Devinoir on August 24, 2009, 09:59:09 PM
Yeah.. 22 - US, 25 - Armenia. Experience.
That's why I'm here!
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Post by: Ryobi on August 24, 2009, 11:34:23 PM
Yeah.. 22 - US, 25 - Armenia. Experience.
That's why I'm here!

Haha, the downside of virgins  :wink:
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Post by: Devinoir on August 25, 2009, 09:42:53 PM
What virgins?
Anyways, I think Hallowe'en is a feast for everyone to take part in, and to leave it to kids is the same thing as to leave sex to teenagers.. They'll spoil it.
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Post by: Ryobi on August 26, 2009, 05:18:38 AM
Old Meurte joke, basically: there should be more hype over experience than there is over lack there of.

And you're completely right, no one should be excluded from Hallowe'en...
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Post by: Kadesh on August 26, 2009, 10:47:20 PM
 Virgins................ BOOOOO!!!  If I wanted to train something, I'd buy a puppy and make it worth my while.


 As for Halloween................ eff you if you think I'm too old to trick of treat. Age is purely mental. And trust me..... I'm plenty mental.  :-D
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Post by: Ryobi on August 27, 2009, 02:18:08 AM
Virgins................ BOOOOO!!!  If I wanted to train something, I'd buy a puppy and make it worth my while.


 As for Halloween................ eff you if you think I'm too old to trick of treat. Age is purely mental. And trust me..... I'm plenty mental.  :-D

My goodness Kadesh, I didn't think you were that kind of gal...
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Post by: Kadesh on August 27, 2009, 06:52:08 AM
 Which kind??  Cynical or childish??  :-D
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Post by: Ryobi on August 27, 2009, 01:58:06 PM
Which kind??  Cynical or childish??  :-D

Training puppies instead of virgins. :wink:
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Post by: Kadesh on August 27, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
 Puppies are more fun... and they'll pee on your stuff less.  :wink:
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Post by: Devinoir on August 27, 2009, 04:50:27 PM
True.
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Post by: Kadesh on August 27, 2009, 04:51:50 PM
 Not that I mind when my man marks his territory. I expect him to.
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Post by: Devinoir on August 27, 2009, 04:53:46 PM
Virgins are a whole different....... WAIT WHAT???!??!
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Post by: Kadesh on August 27, 2009, 04:55:50 PM
 Kinda made it sound like my man pees on all my stuff, didn't I? Not what I meant at all.... he doesn't. He's perfectly potty trained, lol.  I mean he marks his territory by giving other guys that stare... Momo knows that stare. Or just by the way he touches me in public.
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Post by: Devinoir on August 27, 2009, 05:00:36 PM
Oh, okay, that's a better way than peeing on you...... right?
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Post by: Kadesh on August 27, 2009, 05:02:33 PM
 Depends on how kinky one is.  :evil:
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Post by: Ryobi on August 28, 2009, 05:34:47 AM
I was referring to something else, but okay. This is fine too and you speak so much truth Kadesh, if I had a man I'd expect him to 'mark his territory' as well... I'd be a little insulted if he didn't.
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Post by: Devinoir on August 28, 2009, 06:51:47 AM
"What's wrong, you afraid to pee at me??!? You big pussy, get the fark out of my face... and my bed, for that matter!"
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Post by: Kadesh on August 28, 2009, 07:18:08 AM
 Soooo not what we're talking about Dev.  *<:)
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Post by: Ryobi on August 28, 2009, 04:45:01 PM
YOU CALL THIS URINE? This might as well be WATER! I need a real man, get out of my house.
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Post by: Kadesh on August 28, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
 Oh gods.... Ryobi, You kinky little dominatrix you.  :wink:
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Post by: Ryobi on August 29, 2009, 10:19:12 PM
*gets out urine sample results* we're gonna settle this once and for all, are you man or mouse?
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Post by: Kadesh on August 29, 2009, 10:39:27 PM
 That.... is just eff'd up.  *<:)
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Post by: Devinoir on August 29, 2009, 10:59:58 PM
Oh come on you just switched them that proves NOTHING!!!
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Post by: Ryobi on August 29, 2009, 11:20:32 PM
Well this seems to bear traces of recent travel, disgruntled armenian, lots and lots and lots of alcohol and a hint of poetry.

You just try and find that mix anywhere else...
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Post by: Kadesh on August 30, 2009, 07:11:06 AM
 :-o It's actually cat urine!!





 Who-da thunk it?  :-P
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Post by: Ryobi on August 30, 2009, 02:12:37 PM
That cat has problems... I should really get checked out.
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Post by: Kadesh on August 30, 2009, 02:36:34 PM
 Problems that probably can't be cured without an intense series of shots.  :-P
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Post by: Raziel on August 31, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
Umm..... *hides the only syringe in the building........ in Devi's sock.*

*whispers* "if you want to avoid getting neutered and vaccinated by those two please run. Now. I'll hold em off. for as long as i can. Go!"
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Post by: Kadesh on August 31, 2009, 06:10:21 PM
 "As long as I can..."   And by that, Raz means two seconds.  *<:)
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Post by: Devinoir on August 31, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
Wow, syrings! The Sock Fairy blesseth me!
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Post by: Raziel on August 31, 2009, 10:27:21 PM
*stabs devi with the sock.*
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Post by: Ryobi on August 31, 2009, 11:02:55 PM
I thought you were on his side Raz?

And no, I need a man to be able to prove he is one first...
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Post by: Kadesh on September 01, 2009, 07:10:36 AM
 Make sure he proves he's a gentlemen and a friend before anything else. Those are the ones that are worth..... everything.
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Post by: Raziel on September 01, 2009, 09:29:29 AM
i stabbed him since he obviously wanted your attentions.  ergo i felt the need to stab him to preserve his manhood from you plans to neuter him . Doesn't seem like its gonna  work though.
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Post by: Kadesh on September 01, 2009, 09:35:07 AM
 Neuter? Who said we were going to neuter him?? I much prefer to make someone a eunuch.  :roll:
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Post by: Devinoir on September 01, 2009, 05:33:11 PM
I can't believe you did that to me, Sock Fairy! And just for the record - I need the stuff the eunoch doesn't, so don't even think about it.
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Post by: Muerte on September 01, 2009, 08:57:07 PM
  Virgins.   Have I ever mentioned what a pain having to deal with those are?  No experience, tense, nervous, worried, distracted, where the hell is the fun with that?
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Post by: Ryobi on September 01, 2009, 10:02:39 PM
Well I don't know, maybe you just haven't run in to the right kind of virgins in the past Meurte. There could be some who are, for lack of a better phrase, eager to prove themselves and swimming in natural talent. I'm not an authority on virgins though, in fact far from it  :-D.

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Make sure he proves he's a gentlemen and a friend before anything else.

Whether a man is a gentleman or not, to me is sort of insignificant.

The definition of 'gentleman' is apparently;
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A well-mannered and considerate man with high standards of proper behavior.

I'd much rather a man who although considerate, isn't overly so and won't lie about something if they know it will hurt me. I'd rather be hurt than kept in the dark. Someone who's likeable socially but not necessarily well mannered. I like crude, racist, raunchy humour, so I wouldn't be attracted to someone who isn't at least a bit of a penis or dissaproves of that kind of humour.

A man who isn't defined as a gentleman but is smart enough to take note of how gentlemen act and come up with a good counter argument as to why they don't have to act that way, would be ideal.  :wink:
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Post by: Kadesh on September 02, 2009, 06:10:56 AM
 I guess my definition of a 'gentleman' isn't the same as the dictionary's. I totally agree with you, Ry. Just because he has manners, doesn't mean he always has to use them... and if it's not a dirty joke... it's probably not as funny.

 Gods how I wish I could post the new jokes I heard...  :roll:
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Post by: Raziel on September 02, 2009, 10:27:55 AM
Ok so on the gentleman scale of 1-15 with 15 being perfect. What would i rate?
(and I'm also curious where momo, ravin, Devi, Muerte, Oni, blowfly, Levin....etc would rate)
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Post by: Ryobi on September 02, 2009, 01:54:02 PM
Ok so on the gentleman scale of 1-15 with 15 being perfect. What would i rate?
(and I'm also curious where momo, ravin, Devi, Muerte, Oni, blowfly, Levin....etc would rate)

Well Raz on the traditional gentleman scale, you implied that you were dishonorable, that takes points off for me, however you do have a good sense of humour, your manners aren't perfect but if it was a expected you would sooo have them, you're an intelligent man, possibly chivalrous but not overly considerate of everyone.

I'd rate you as a 6.
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Post by: KubeSix on September 02, 2009, 05:10:06 PM
Ouch. That's not even 50% XD Poor Raziel...
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Post by: Kadesh on September 02, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
 I'd have to give Raz at least an 8... he's honest at least. As for everyone else.. I really only know Mo... and I'd honestly have to give him a 13.
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Post by: Ryobi on September 02, 2009, 11:02:43 PM
I'd have to give Raz at least an 8... he's honest at least. As for everyone else.. I really only know Mo... and I'd honestly have to give him a 13.

That's true... he is honest. Too honest to be a gentleman.
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Post by: Raziel on September 02, 2009, 11:47:34 PM
Ah my dear, honesty is the best policy but justice hurts like a lady.
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Post by: Kadesh on September 03, 2009, 10:32:59 AM
 It all depends on your definition of 'gentlemen'.  :wink:
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Post by: Muerte on September 03, 2009, 11:53:52 AM
  According to societies veiw I would prolly rate a -3, off of Ryobi's, well, hell, I just don't know, but I what can tell you is that everyone can expect complete a brutal honesty from me.  Hell I make people cry in public because I can never stand by and not point out the obvious to others.  A good dose of reality never killed anybody, but it hurts like a lady if you're not used to it.  No boasting, just the truth.  Hell, the wife would rather shop alone than with me because I share my opinions to freely as it is.
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Post by: Kadesh on September 03, 2009, 12:27:37 PM
 It hasn't killed me so far and my bf delivers it just as straight. He's not mean or malicious, just bluntly honest. It's a good thing, but it can be hard to take sometimes. He's no help shopping though... gets too bored, lol. On the gentleman scale... I don't know what I'd rate him, but I don't give a shyte because he's perfect for me.
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Post by: Muerte on September 03, 2009, 01:51:38 PM
It hasn't killed me so far and my bf delivers it just as straight. He's not mean or malicious, just bluntly honest. It's a good thing, but it can be hard to take sometimes. He's no help shopping though... gets too bored, lol. On the gentleman scale... I don't know what I'd rate him, but I don't give a shyte because he's perfect for me.

  Now thats almost a perfect answer when dealing with your better half, complimenting while staying just shy of being neutral.  Kadesh, tell the truth and shame the Devil?
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Post by: Kadesh on September 03, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
  Kadesh, tell the truth and shame the Devil?

 I'm not sure what you mean by that, Muerte......
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Post by: onishadowolf on September 03, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
It's an old saying, meaning to tell the truth of things, things that the devil wouldn't want to hear or be known.

Don't quote me on that though.
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Post by: Kadesh on September 03, 2009, 07:21:01 PM
 Ah... I see. Truth is truth. Sometimes there's a way to soften the blow, but in the end, I want the truth no matter what. And in that case... the Devil better watch his @ss... I'm not going to hold back just because of who someone is or thinks they are.
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Post by: onishadowolf on September 03, 2009, 07:49:13 PM
Excellent, you got it. My post after rereading it didn't make any sense(well to me it made sense), but somebody got it. So, yay!!
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Post by: Kadesh on September 03, 2009, 07:57:37 PM
 Never fear, it made perfect sense.  :wink:
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Post by: Muerte on September 06, 2009, 09:37:30 PM
  Tell the truth and shame the devil. 

  The devil is the father of lies (or so the church would have us believe, but they do a pretty good job themselves don't they) so to tell the truth would cause him shame or grief, yes Oni my freind, you are correct.
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Post by: Kadesh on September 07, 2009, 01:58:46 PM
 The church has perfected the art of lying and "do as I say, not as I do."
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Post by: Muerte on September 07, 2009, 02:05:46 PM
The church has perfected the art of lying and "do as I say, not as I do."

  I know this all too well, and it saddens me.  I'll not get anymore involved in this subject here, as I am already embroiled in it else where, but I will say this.  It hurts me to see what religion has become.
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Post by: Kadesh on September 07, 2009, 02:08:04 PM
 The religion is fine... it's the men and women that make it up that are corrupt.
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Post by: Muerte on September 07, 2009, 02:13:36 PM
The religion is fine... it's the men and women that make it up that are corrupt.

  Exactly my point, it is the people in power who steer the course, and more often than not iis steered tword personal gain instead of public salvation.
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Post by: Kadesh on September 07, 2009, 02:15:05 PM
 Greed and power.... power and greed... not who I can help... but what I need.


 Sorry... It just popped out that way.  :|
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Post by: Raziel on September 22, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Religion can be a force for good or a force for ill as any unifying cause is likely to be.
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on September 26, 2009, 11:17:19 AM
Kadesh: "Greed and power.... power and greed... not who I can help... but what I need. Sorry... It just popped out that way.  :| "

Ooo,I liked that.
You all actually inspired me to write this one just now:
     Hate and War

 God is pure.Man is not.It is the reason why the church is corrupt.War and Honor in the name of the Lord.Holy Crusaders,slaughtering many with their crimson sword.What if the "man upstairs" was a she?
Would you feel less adament to pray to thee?
Tattered pages written from biased minds
Its a signal
Its a sign
of the end of time
We just kill eachother off for hate and war
Mars is snickering and gloating as he watches the enemy bleeding on the barren floor
For Glory
For Glory
Pierce thy heart with thy hate
For country
For Honor
Thy will has squandered thee off too late
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Post by: Kadesh on September 26, 2009, 09:18:44 PM
 Thank you. It's one of my many johnny-on-the-spot sayings. :wink:
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Post by: Lupus on October 29, 2009, 01:16:27 PM
Kadesh: "Greed and power.... power and greed... not who I can help... but what I need. Sorry... It just popped out that way.  :| "

Ooo,I liked that.
You all actually inspired me to write this one just now:
     Hate and War

 God is pure.Man is not.It is the reason why the church is corrupt.War and Honor in the name of the Lord.Holy Crusaders,slaughtering many with their crimson sword.What if the "man upstairs" was a she?
Would you feel less adament to pray to thee?
Tattered pages written from biased minds
Its a signal
Its a sign
of the end of time
We just kill eachother off for hate and war
Mars is snickering and gloating as he watches the enemy bleeding on the barren floor
For Glory
For Glory
Pierce thy heart with thy hate
For country
For Honor
Thy will has squandered thee off too late

summed up religion very well there. and from what ive seen/experainced of religion , its unfortunatly true
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Post by: Raziel on October 29, 2009, 06:04:44 PM
Kadesh: "Greed and power.... power and greed... not who I can help... but what I need. Sorry... It just popped out that way.  :| "

Ooo,I liked that.
You all actually inspired me to write this one just now:
     Hate and War

 God is pure.Man is not.It is the reason why the church is corrupt.War and Honor in the name of the Lord.Holy Crusaders,slaughtering many with their crimson sword.What if the "man upstairs" was a she?
Would you feel less adament to pray to thee?
Tattered pages written from biased minds
Its a signal
Its a sign
of the end of time
We just kill eachother off for hate and war
Mars is snickering and gloating as he watches the enemy bleeding on the barren floor
For Glory
For Glory
Pierce thy heart with thy hate
For country
For Honor
Thy will has squandered thee off too late

Nice. God as the inner self of everyman. Me thinks that Jesus shouldn't have taught us Christianity as connected to Judaism. It kinda fracks up how a angry tribal wargod turned to a kind and forgiving god.
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on October 30, 2009, 10:51:35 AM
Thanks Raz and Lupus.
Organized religion=Hypocracy
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Post by: Lupus on October 30, 2009, 12:25:45 PM
Thanks Raz and Lupus.
Organized religion=Hypocracy


nah its no problem , seeing as we think alike on this subject.
Personally , i think you shouldnt be told what to believe , but find out for yourself what you think
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Post by: Raziel on November 01, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
Thanks Raz and Lupus.
Organized religion=Hypocracy

So..... Organized religion is low in rule? Or low in authority?
Tell me something i didn't know.

Hypo= low
Kratos=Rule
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Post by: Andrea Warfare on December 22, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
good one raz im glad you picked up on that. I am the captain of my soul...
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Post by: Kadesh on January 06, 2010, 11:50:31 AM
 This topic seems to have strayed into redundancy...
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Post by: markus on January 06, 2010, 10:00:00 PM
 :focus: Please
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Post by: Räserfräs on January 07, 2010, 10:13:23 AM
You will never be to old for trick or treat!!  :-D Maybe if you're a walking corpse, but i'm pretty sure that not many of us ends up that way...  %&$
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Post by: Muerte on January 07, 2010, 11:06:16 AM
You will never be to old for trick or treat!!  :-D Maybe if you're a walking corpse, but i'm pretty sure that not many of us ends up that way...  %&$

  Speak for yourself, I personally have been craving some nice sauteed Long Pig followed by a lollipop.
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Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 06:22:41 AM
 What flavor lollipop??
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Post by: Muerte on January 09, 2010, 01:43:16 PM
  Lime.  Lime is always nice to eliminate the after taste.
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Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 07:58:21 PM
 So......... Salty taste.......... then add lime??  Wait........ sorry, I think I fell into the gutter again.... :roll:
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Post by: Muerte on January 09, 2010, 08:19:17 PM
 *<:)
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Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:24:54 PM
 :roll: You laugh at everyone that falls off the sidewalk?? :-P
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Post by: Muerte on January 09, 2010, 08:26:11 PM
  Actually......Yes I Do.     *<:)
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Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:27:19 PM
 In that case........... let's go for a walk........... I'll have you in stitches!! :-D
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Post by: Muerte on January 09, 2010, 08:29:38 PM
  When you say it it makes me wonder if you are making a Jack the Ripper reference.  I will walk with you, only there has to be plenty of light, people and NO alleys K?
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Post by: Kadesh on January 09, 2010, 08:51:35 PM
 Let's go for a walk, shall we, my little dove? :roll:


 *<:)


 No alleys for this little kitty!!