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The Darker Side => Demons, Demonology and The Devil => Topic started by: oldbill4823 on September 19, 2010, 01:54:05 PM

Title: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 19, 2010, 01:54:05 PM
Hi my name is ....insertcooldemonhuntingname....  i am/want to be a demon hunter

I am totally dedicated to my cause
i am willing to pay any price
i just want to save people from evil
i am psychic
My friend was possessed and we tried to fight the demon away
What advice can you give me on how to start?



How many times have we seen something like this on the forums?

I thought about making a thread to direct people to the next time one of these clones turns up here. Just out of spite i guess.

What else can we say about these stereotypical demon hunters?

Please add appropriate characteristics of our twilight watching generic cannon fodder below.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: onishadowolf on September 19, 2010, 03:51:54 PM
Haha, nice. Let's see...other characteristics my father was in the occult and/or had a deal with a demon.

They all seem to have the same start, or experiences.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Giovannie on September 19, 2010, 04:04:47 PM
Guys, guys why hurt yourselfs in thinking of characteristics?
I'm gonna put 1 link here. 1!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernatural_(TV_series) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernatural_(TV_series))

'Nuff said.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 19, 2010, 04:43:35 PM
I have yet to see a single episode of this. (No tv for 15 years now)

Is this what is to blame for all the clones passing through?

I was kind of wondering what sort of common uniform these people would wear?
or what gear they would carry when hunting
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: rave phillaphia on September 19, 2010, 05:53:53 PM
another really common one I have seen is 'This girl that I sort of like but she doesn't really like me is being hurt by demons' type dealio. I think there might be some falsified beliefs showing through: meaning- girl has a rough time, they have a crush on her, they want to save her/protect her, therefore what else than to blame demons for her suffering because it can't just be regular human suffering/ let me try to impress her by saving her by things that is not really there?

I have to agree the show supernatural has influenced the minds of many people. The show is pretty much inaccurate you might as well go and assume true blood is just as real.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Giovannie on September 20, 2010, 03:46:58 AM
another really common one I have seen is 'This girl that I sort of like but she doesn't really like me is being hurt by demons' type dealio. I think there might be some falsified beliefs showing through: meaning- girl has a rough time, they have a crush on her, they want to save her/protect her, therefore what else than to blame demons for her suffering because it can't just be regular human suffering/ let me try to impress her by saving her by things that is not really there?

I have to agree the show supernatural has influenced the minds of many people. The show is pretty much inaccurate you might as well go and assume true blood is just as real.

TRUE BLOOD IS REAL DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT ISN'T! IT IS! IT IS!
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Angelus on September 20, 2010, 05:44:41 AM
lol. True Blood. I actually thought I would hate that show but I got hooked on it. And Supernaturals lore is quite good. They are quite accurate with the lore, methods and such things of the monster. I like these shows. But that is all they are. TV Shows. Wannabe demon hunters don't seem to realise this. Everyone knows that the truth about demon hunting is this..... One girl in all the world. She alone must face the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer! And when the world doesn't end in 2012 we will all know we have Buffy to thank. Lol. But yeah, the wannabe hunters dont seem to realise that it is not what it is on tv. I say this on every demon hunting thread when some wannabe asks....... It isn't like the TV. It should be called demon spotting as you rarely get contact. You spend most of your time going to a place with suspicious paranormal events, interview a few people, set up an investigation, record what you find, study your findings against the findings and experiences of others, identify what it is (if there is anything), exorcise it in whatever way seems fit and then go back home and go to work the next day. It is not something you can do as a living, only a hobby. I am not a called Demon Hunter. That sounds like I have acne and still live with my mum. I am a Paranormal Investigator or Spooky Detective as some of my mates have dubbed me.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Giovannie on September 20, 2010, 10:52:02 AM
I am a Paranormal Investigator or Spooky Detective as some of my mates have dubbed me.

Who still lives with his mum? :o
You never denied that!
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Angelus on September 20, 2010, 11:34:46 AM
I'm 24 years old. If I still lived with my mum I would kill myself.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: bhambrice on September 20, 2010, 03:37:11 PM
Hi my name is ....insertcooldemonhuntingname....  i am/want to be a demon hunter

I am totally dedicated to my cause
i am willing to pay any price
i just want to save people from evil
i am psychic
My friend was possessed and we tried to fight the demon away
What advice can you give me on how to start?


What else can we say about these stereotypical demon hunters?

Please add appropriate characteristics of our twilight watching generic cannon fodder below.

Please don't forget the numerous times when people on this forum gives advise the "stereotypic demon hunter" gets---
defensive, obnoxious, offensive, and rude!
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 21, 2010, 01:26:42 PM
and secretly continue to practice ritualistic masturbation..........





(thinking it has some mystical effect other than making them just a w**ker)
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Angelus on September 21, 2010, 03:43:57 PM
Remember that guy. He was weird.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: cylinder2166 on September 21, 2010, 05:19:31 PM
OOH! You need some supplies, a bible, holy water, gun(s), maybe a crusifix if you believe in them... OH and clothes, if you don't dress cool then you won't get the full experience, just clear out whatever hot topic has in the goth section then tailor it. Make sure to read the meditation threads and be 'solid' in your mind otherwise you might lose control. Definetly get your sob story strait in case you and a hot lady are trapped in a room. Review every supernatural episode, read the bible cover to cover, and since your psychic make sure you train that too. If I were you and had a history of it then maybe a big tatoo that says "NEVER FORGET" across my back and a huge L on my forehead
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 21, 2010, 07:18:22 PM
OOH! You need some supplies, a bible, holy water, gun(s), maybe a crusifix if you believe in them... OH and clothes, if you don't dress cool then you won't get the full experience, just clear out whatever hot topic has in the goth section then tailor it. Make sure to read the meditation threads and be 'solid' in your mind otherwise you might lose control. Definetly get your sob story strait in case you and a hot lady are trapped in a room. Review every supernatural episode, read the bible cover to cover, and since your psychic make sure you train that too. If I were you and had a history of it then maybe a big tatoo that says "NEVER FORGET" across my back and a huge L on my forehead

This made me laugh so much!
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 21, 2010, 11:33:24 PM
and how can we forget

every chick loves a demon hunter

right?
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 21, 2010, 11:36:29 PM
I guess this makes me abnormal, cause I don't love a demon hunter. I find them annoying... >_< makes me wanna smack them. Hard.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 22, 2010, 01:31:13 AM
Your reaction is quite normal.

Its just that teenage males with low self esteem and poor social skills think the best way to get a girlfriend is to become a demon hunter.
I blame all the aforementioned tv shows for this.

Of course when you point this out to them, the REAL reasons behind their new chosen life path, they get all defensive and start saying how they will dedicate their life to this.

Then they go off into their bedrooms, get out the bible or latest soft porn supernatural how to guide, and start ritualistic self pleasuring for the third time that day.

(Doest that O donnel woman have something to say about this. You know the politician who dabbled in witchcraft and gave bjs on a satanic altar.)

You know i am kind of looking forward to the next demon hunter turning up here now. Hope this thread hasnt put any off. <^>
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 22, 2010, 01:54:36 AM
Ah That's probably true about the self pleasuring.. If they weren't turned off by all the other demon hunter posts then I'm sure this one wont turn them off either... :D Just wait the number of odds will improve and they will come, it's just a matter of time.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: SKGS on September 22, 2010, 06:09:10 AM
 Still laughing.... :laugh: :laugh:

 Hey.... I hope you guys didn't scare them to far away, still love to read some ridiculous stories. :-D
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 22, 2010, 06:25:44 AM
(Doest that O donnel woman have something to say about this. You know the politician who dabbled in witchcraft and gave bjs on a satanic altar.)

I believe her name was Rosie O'Donnell...


Oh, and for everyone's information, the more times people post stuff on the site about demon hunting, the greater the chance that one of the little bastards will find this site, and provide entertainment for us. So, post away... I'm always looking for fresh meat.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 22, 2010, 09:57:22 AM
lol that's why I said the number of odds will improve and soon they'll be coming like *thinks back to the expression that Oni used...* 'flies to honey dipped turds'. :p
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: bhambrice on September 22, 2010, 02:16:38 PM
I have to make a correction to Moloch - "Delaware Republican Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell " did witchcraft in high school.
Rosie is the other idiot.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 22, 2010, 04:17:01 PM
I was making a joke by colluding their identities.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 25, 2010, 02:22:10 PM
Not just the demon hunters, you cant forget about the people out there who claim to not be human. Before anyone gets defensive, Im not saying that everyone who makes this claim is full of it. But honestly? Yeah, a lot of them are. And with some, its actually really obvious theyre either lying or crazy.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 25, 2010, 06:28:27 PM
*cough*Blueblood*cough*
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 25, 2010, 06:52:00 PM
*cough*Blueblood*cough*

When I read it too that was the first name that popped into my head and I laughed.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 26, 2010, 12:55:39 AM
I think wanabee therians, the really fun ones, have something different in their profile,  cannabis and marijuana.

Taking cannabis or marijuana at an early age  affects their ability to discern between reality and thought.

Generic Demon hunters are invariably too straight laced to dabble with drugs. They are the stupid ones at the back of the class that are shunned by the hip cliques forming all around them.

They are too thick and uninteresting to mix with the wilder social groups and have typically not yet messed with soft drugs. Mainly because the other 15 year olds wont share with them. 

Besides they are still dry humping the bible, they havn't really read much of it, just carry it around because it it looks religous and feels heavy.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 26, 2010, 01:35:15 AM
Uhhh... Folks, don't mind OldBill; he's just having a senior moment....

Psst, OB1, Cannabis and MArijuana are the same thing....
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 26, 2010, 02:10:32 AM
Thanks for the info.
I consider myself duly educated now.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 26, 2010, 05:49:09 AM
Still, he did have one hell of a reply. And I just did some looking through the posts of blueblood and......my God. What the hell was going on there? I mean, Ive seen people claim to be a lot of things. But 5 things at once is just, ugh, really pushing it. Did anything ever play out there? I mean she seems to have said her good byes and thats it, but Im wondering if it ever went further.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 26, 2010, 10:13:18 AM
Still, he did have one hell of a reply. And I just did some looking through the posts of blueblood and......my God. What the hell was going on there? I mean, Ive seen people claim to be a lot of things. But 5 things at once is just, ugh, really pushing it. Did anything ever play out there? I mean she seems to have said her good byes and thats it, but Im wondering if it ever went further.

Yea, one of the other members tried to get into contact with her on FB and asked for the info she had on Blue Bloods, which she agreed to show him. Then blocked her pics from being seen, then about 10 hours after that deleted her FB. Don't think anything panned out after that. However, sometimes when I need a really good laugh I'll go back and reread those posts. That is when I've had at least a beer and take off my glasses so that I can somewhat read it.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 26, 2010, 11:09:22 AM
Yeah, and here I thought Brits were supposed to know English better than this bloody American lol. I will never claim to be anything other than human, and honestly I think being human is special enough. Born with free will, able to make our own purpose in life. Yeah, pretty damn great. Now lets sit back and wait for the next crazy to claim theyre something "supernatural". Werewolves and vamps are overdone (no offense to those who are), so maybe something new. I am the Lock Ness Monster, bwhahaha.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Angelus on September 26, 2010, 11:29:06 AM

Yea, one of the other members tried to get into contact with her on FB and asked for the info she had on Blue Bloods, which she agreed to show him. Then blocked her pics from being seen, then about 10 hours after that deleted her FB. Don't think anything panned out after that. However, sometimes when I need a really good laugh I'll go back and reread those posts. That is when I've had at least a beer and take off my glasses so that I can somewhat read it.

That was me.

Yeah, and here I thought Brits were supposed to know English better than this bloody American lol. I will never claim to be anything other than human, and honestly I think being human is special enough. Born with free will, able to make our own purpose in life. Yeah, pretty damn great. Now lets sit back and wait for the next crazy to claim theyre something "supernatural". Werewolves and vamps are overdone (no offense to those who are), so maybe something new. I am the Lock Ness Monster, bwhahaha.

And we do "know English better" lol. BlueBlood obviously just didn't go to school. In fact, I do believe she mentioned at one point that she didn't bother with school. A confession which speaks volumes about her. I live in Scotland. I may be the Loch (not Lock, and the "ch" isn't pronounced with a solid "K" sound either, it's pronounced as though you were clearing your throat. If I had to spell it phonetically I would spell it "Logh".) Ness Monster. lol.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 26, 2010, 01:12:02 PM
Ouch, and now I am humiliated. Quick, someone make themselves look bad before people notice.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 26, 2010, 07:53:33 PM
Still, he did have one hell of a reply. And I just did some looking through the posts of blueblood and......my God. What the hell was going on there? I mean, Ive seen people claim to be a lot of things. But 5 things at once is just, ugh, really pushing it. Did anything ever play out there? I mean she seems to have said her good byes and thats it, but Im wondering if it ever went further.

It did, but off-site where few could witness it. It had some ability, but only enough to get itself into trouble with, and no more. Once it was confronted with the real deal, it folded quickly.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 26, 2010, 09:25:37 PM
Of course, Id expect no less from one that a lot of people here both fear and respect. A part of me is curious as to what kind of power you have, then the other part of me tells that part to shut the hell up.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 26, 2010, 11:17:41 PM
Of course, Id expect no less from one that a lot of people here both fear and respect. A part of me is curious as to what kind of power you have, then the other part of me tells that part to shut the hell up.

And Moloch says I'm smart! :D I'd say you're by far smarter than me! :D At least I hope you don't run into walls and doors and fall going up the stairs... Still baffles me how I can do that.... :p
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 26, 2010, 11:19:23 PM
Actually, I tripped while sitting. Dont ask. Smarts yes, coordination no.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 27, 2010, 07:19:39 AM
Y'all might be smarter than average, but your coordination screams pubescent teenage girls...
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 27, 2010, 07:22:36 AM
Hey now, couldnt you atleast have said boys? Im a guy and, well, that hurt my pride a bit.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 27, 2010, 07:52:42 AM
I mean what I say when I say something mean.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 27, 2010, 10:04:44 AM
Y'all might be smarter than average, but your coordination screams pubescent teenage girls...

I admit it proudly! I have the coordination of a dying gazelle! I have no shame of that fact! :D However, I don't fall down as often and I've fallen down sitting before... but that was only because the seat broke... I broke the stool I was sitting on.... >_<
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 27, 2010, 11:19:19 AM
So either you're a very healthy young lady... or you broke that chair's poor heart.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 27, 2010, 12:24:16 PM
Yeah, pretty clumsy here. But hell, nothing I can do about it, so I use my clumsiness and paranoia to my advantage.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 27, 2010, 12:45:09 PM
So you're saying you just sit on the floor, in a corner of the room, and rock back and forth?
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 27, 2010, 01:39:25 PM
Hmm, well I didnt but now.....we shall see.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 27, 2010, 10:49:11 PM
So either you're a very healthy young lady... or you broke that chair's poor heart.

It wasn't my fault! I blame it on bad timing... However, I almost busted my arse tonight at work by standing on another stool to turn of the A/C cause it was freezing! Yea... that wouldn't have been good, even though I probably would have laughed the whole ambulance ride to the hospital.  *<:)
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 01:45:32 AM
Standing on a stool?! Yeah, no way Id do that.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Moloch on September 28, 2010, 07:44:40 AM
So either you're a very healthy young lady... or you broke that chair's poor heart.

It wasn't my fault! I blame it on bad timing... However, I almost busted my arse tonight at work by standing on another stool to turn of the A/C cause it was freezing! Yea... that wouldn't have been good, even though I probably would have laughed the whole ambulance ride to the hospital.  *<:)

Yeah, I fell one time when I tried to sit in one of those doctor's stools that has no back on it. The pneumatic lift was set just a fraction too high, so when I went to sit down, it rolled away instead.

When I wrote the accident report for what happened, I put down, "I failed to negotiate my way onto a wheeled chair at such and such time in such and such place. When this happened, my hold on the vertical position was compromised and the floor came up to meet me."

My Sgt. and Lt. both laughed their asses off at that.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 03:42:47 PM
Nice!!! Moloch maybe one day I should tell you of fall out of a light trap... :D lol it was funny.

Standing on a stool?! Yeah, no way Id do that.

I'm 5'2" and the A/C switch is way above my head... it was either stand on the stool or ask someone really tall... The really tall person was maybe 2 inches taller than me... It was dead at work... and freeeeezing!
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 04:06:54 PM
Sorry to hear that. Im 6'3" so Ive never had that problem, but I can understand why.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Angelus on September 28, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Wow. If 5'4'' is really tall then I must be a giant.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 04:37:43 PM
Wow. If 5'4'' is really tall then I must be a giant.

lol That was the tallest person in the store at the time... Besides me it was the only other person in the store :p

Sorry to hear that. Im 6'3" so Ive never had that problem, but I can understand why.

>_< gr I'll bite your legs off! then you'll know the pain of the short people!
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 04:43:25 PM
Thats not fair, with no legs I wont even be able to climb a stool for out of reach things.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 04:56:12 PM
I didn't say I'd bite them all the way off, just right at your knee caps. Plus you probably have; relative to your body, long arms so you'd still be able to stretch for things.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 05:05:52 PM
Forearm is about a foot and a couple inches, elbow to shoulder is about a foot, then wrist to end of palm is maybe 5 inches. So yes and no. If youre gonna cut the length of my legs, at the very least could you give me one of those toy claw things? You know, the ones with a long tube, and you squeeze the thing for it to clamp on stuff. Please?
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 05:10:09 PM
Nope! you must feel short! that's the whole point of biting your legs off...  *<:)
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 05:12:25 PM
 :cry: Thats so mean. Though to be honest I both like and hate my height.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 05:18:51 PM
:cry: Thats so mean. Though to be honest I both like and hate my height.

Well yea you like it cause you can help short people, and you hate it cause you probably hit your head on everything. I know this cause my Ex was 6'3" and he had a twin brother who didn't know how to duck.... It's not mean! It's me helping you to preserve braincells from hitting ones head on random unsuspected objects that pop out of nowhere! :D
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 05:25:51 PM
Ah, who needs brain cells? They only helps make with the thinking. Me no need thinking. But yeah, I have bumped my head a few times. And getting into a small car is so much fun, head pushed against the top and all.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I drive an '02 Honda Civic, it's fun watching tall people climb out of the back of my car. :D I find great enjoyment that they fall out of it... But then again so do I, but that's just because I'm clumsy.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 05:38:37 PM
Yes, but Im tall and clumsy, so you can imagine how much fun that is. My dads truck has a ladder in it and part of it sticks out the back, and even though I know its there, Ill sometimes go deep into thought and walk into it.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 05:47:22 PM
Nice! There was this door on my ship when I was active duty, and it had a hose reel hanging about 3 feet away from it, but you had to duck into the door. No matter how short or tall you were if you weren't paying attention you'd clock your head on it. It hurt so much! or if you weren't looking up while going up certain ladders then you could knock yourself unconscious by hitting a scuttle... Not including the knee knockers... so yea... try being clumsy on a ship where you have to lift your foot about a foot into the air to step over something, but being short and knocking your toes on it and they'll get stuck so you fall... and fall hard.

One thing I've learned nonskid always wins! Except against me! It hurts everyone else but I just laugh.. maybe I'm weird.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 05:49:23 PM
Lol no youre not weird, I laugh all the time. Especially when I nervous, afraid, or even in pain. It really doesnt help when someones threatening me, then getting mad cause they think Im not taking them seriously.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 05:59:56 PM
No I just find it funny when I fall down and end up hurt. I think it was cause when I was small and I fell I'd cry and no one would come... so I just started to laugh when I fell... It's kind of a reflex I guess I'm not sure.... but I don't quiet know what I'd do if I was threatened... I haven't been threatened, but also trying to find me in a crowd of people is darn near impossible soooooo.... yea.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 28, 2010, 06:01:22 PM
Oh, well, lucky you. Being threatened is no fun, especially when done by someone bigger and stronger than you. Oh, and some how faster too. So much fun lol.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 28, 2010, 06:26:46 PM
Yea normally I'm not the one being threatened, but the one doing it somehow... I haven't figured that out, but I only threaten when it comes to those who think that they might be worthy for family members... I'm protective, like a big ass dog with sharp pointy teeth.

Plus I can't aim an airsoft gun so that comes in handy :D  I'll aim at a knee and hit something a little more vital... >_> It's not like I meant to.. But afterwards I couldn't stop laughing...
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Angelus on September 29, 2010, 04:23:18 AM
This has traveled very far off topic. lol.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 29, 2010, 04:36:10 AM
That it was, but hell, happens a lot Im sure. Besides, I dont think this was a serious topic to begin with. Just poking fun really.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 29, 2010, 12:07:32 PM
Not serious!!!!!

poking fun !!!!

my ass, it is a deadly serious topic.

Which reminds me of another aspect of wanabee demon hunters

everything that happens is of demonic origin, i mean like `EVERYTHING.'
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 29, 2010, 01:00:56 PM
 :? Even the passing of gas? Lol but no really, I do think theres something there. It wouldnt surprise me, but it would bring a little more paranoia to the table.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: oldbill4823 on September 29, 2010, 01:06:31 PM
I would not be the first to associate sulfer to demonic activity.

When all you think of is demonic activity there is evidence everywhere.

WATCH OUT !!!!!!            its behind you.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: ViciouslyMe on September 29, 2010, 01:11:11 PM
Holy cra-...wait a sec, are you messing with me? I mean I know they are, in a sense, every where. But isnt it just as possible that sometimes, just sometimes, its some other sort of entity?
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Angelus on September 30, 2010, 09:01:34 AM
:? Even the passing of gas? Lol but no really, I do think theres something there. It wouldnt surprise me, but it would bring a little more paranoia to the table.

Yes. That rotten egg smell. It can't possibly be a regular fart. Its almost...... Like brimstone. The demons are afoot in my bowels. And I need to get my newest deck of Magic the Gathering and get my LARP sword polished. To the douchebagmobile aka my mums station wagon. AWAAAY!
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: chaoticpsyche on September 30, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Nice Angelus! That made my day!!! :D
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: AWBrielle on October 31, 2010, 02:21:54 PM
Demons must be responsible for my endless sneezing, so I must become a hunter and make them go away, and then tell the world about my antics so that I'm a certified badass.

 *<:)

just kidding.
Title: Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
Post by: Nephalim Slayer on November 09, 2010, 05:58:36 AM
HAHAHAHAHA I just sat here for about 10 minutes reading this entire topic and I don't think I stopped laughing for more than 50 seconds :laugh: I love you guys.